Knob draws knob on parents roof.

dr.bollocko

Link here.

An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing on the roof of his parents' £1million mansion near Inkpen in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he'll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling.

An amateur effort imo. Didn't include the curly wurlys or even a wee squirt out the top.

Jesus Wept

Looks like a landing pad for an odd shaped helicoptor.

javaboy

A shiny penny for the first person to find it on Google Earth/Live Maps.

mike65

Spotted on google earth?

javaboy

The-Rigger wrote: »

Looks like a landing pad for an odd shaped helicoptor.

A Bell perhaps? Or maybe a Sicocksky?

dr.bollocko

javaboy wrote: »

A Bell perhaps? Or maybe a Sicocksky?

It certainly is a mighty fine chopper in any case.

AnonoBoy

Are we sure it's not a Banksy?

Their roof could be worth millions!

nickora

Thats hillarious! agreed, no effort went into the actual artwork though!

Tallon

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Are we sure it's not a Banksy?

Their roof could be worth millions!

Hahaha

Similar storyHERE!!

Sabre0001

I wonder if it was one of those "Hey, I can see my house from here.....wait a sec!" moments

OldGoat

My old man woulda raised the roof.

My name is URL

The-Rigger wrote: »

Looks like a landing pad for an odd shaped helicoptor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmhQQAeRFoc

mike65

I've found the house but the painting is not visible.

51°22'43.74"N
1°27'21.74"W

Alcatel

Why'd he draw it, would be my question? Not a lot of respect for the house he's living in.

ejmaztec

Last time we had a prick on the roof, he was putting up a Sky dish. :pac:

AnonoBoy

Alcatel wrote: »

Why'd he draw it, would be my question? Not a lot of respect for the house he's living in.

Perhaps they took away his Wii.

LarWright

javaboy wrote: »

A shiny penny for the first person to find it on Google Earth/Live Maps.

I clearly have WAY TOO MUCH TIME on my hands....

Old photo, no knob on Google!

Google Maps... Location of House

It's not on maps.live.com either So dissappointed!

Originally Posted by mike65
I've found the house but the painting is not visible.

51°22'43.74"N
1°27'21.74"W

GODDAMN IT!!!!!! You beat me to it!

javaboy

mike65 wrote: »

I've found the house but the painting is not visible.

51°22'43.74"N
1°27'21.74"W

I guess he rubbed one it out.

Tallon

mike65 wrote: »

I've found the house but the painting is not visible.

51°22'43.74"N
1°27'21.74"W

Old pic, google didnt blur it!!

mike65

A lot of rich knobs in that part of Berkshire judging by the number of swimming pools and tennis courts.

herr0

dr.bollocko wrote: »

An amateur effort imo. Didn't include the curly wurlys or even a wee squirt out the top.

and the fact that it's BACKWARDS :eek:!

This really pisses me off coz everyday i see amuteurs drawing deformed cocks on toilet walls ect :mad:.

everyone knows that the eye is on the upper side and the balls are on the lower side. You can't have both on the same side! I don't know what type of cock you have but trust me, that's not normal.

This problem can be easily rectified by drawing a mess of pubes at the bottom instead of a scrotum.

Or by drawing something like this at the top;

(/\)
|..| (the dots being added because spaces won't work properly).

ejmaztec

herr0 wrote: »

and the fact that it's BACKWARDS :eek:!

This really pisses me off coz everyday i see amuteurs drawing deformed cocks on toilet walls ect :mad:.

everyone knows that the eye is on the upper side and the balls are on the lower side. You can't have both on the same side! I don't know what type of cock you have but trust me, that's not normal.

This problem can be easily rectified by drawing a mess of pubes at the bottom instead of a scrotum.

Or by drawing something like this at the top;

(/\)
|..| (the dots being added because spaces won't work properly).

Perhaps he was a fat kid who did it from memory.

Tallon

herr0 wrote: »

and the fact that it's BACKWARDS :eek:!

This really pisses me off coz everyday i see amuteurs drawing deformed cocks on toilet walls ect :mad:.

everyone knows that the eye is on the upper side and the balls are on the lower side. You can't have both on the same side! I don't know what type of cock you have but trust me, that's not normal.

This problem can be easily rectified by drawing a mess of pubes at the bottom instead of a scrotum.

Or by drawing something like this at the top;

(/\)
|..| (the dots being added because spaces won't work properly).

I think your taking it WAY to seriously, like the fat kid from superbad

Valmont

What a hero, that's the best practical joke ever, even more so because it was a year before they discovered it, it was in the papers, and he's off travelling so can't get in trouble just yet. Brilliant. Do you think it would work on a semi-detached house with slates?

AlmightyCushion

He should have drawn it from a side view then gotten a picture of him lying beside it. All the chicks would love that. Any who, the guy is a dick.

CreepingDeath

The parents are probably paying for him to go travelling, the spoilt brat.

I hope they cancel his credit cards and let him see the impact of biting the hand that feeds him while he's stuck in a foreign country.

ejmaztec

He probably did it to outdo the twat next door.

IvySlayer

He lives in Inkpen.....lol...

herr0

Tallon wrote: »

I think your taking it WAY to seriously, like the fat kid from superbad

joke post much?

junior_apollo

ejmaztec wrote: »

Last time we had a prick on the roof, he was putting up a Sky dish. :pac:

Thats what you think!... Betcha your wondering why he had a bucket of white paint going up with him.... :eek:

mikom

Poor drawing effort by the young chap.
Should have taken lessons.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6OkuxGhs0k

dollybird09

herr0 wrote: »

and the fact that it's BACKWARDS :eek:!

This really pisses me off coz everyday i see amuteurs drawing deformed cocks on toilet walls ect :mad:.

everyone knows that the eye is on the upper side and the balls are on the lower side. You can't have both on the same side! I don't know what type of cock you have but trust me, that's not normal.

This problem can be easily rectified by drawing a mess of pubes at the bottom instead of a scrotum.

Or by drawing something like this at the top;

(/\)
|..| (the dots being added because spaces won't work properly).

that's an impressive drawing, i could do better but would need the help of a willing model....

..... the search continues......

ejmaztec

junior_apollo wrote: »

Thats what you think!... Betcha your wondering why he had a bucket of white paint going up with him.... :eek:

No, I checked afterwards to make sure that it was only the dish he erected.:P

FlutterinBantam

The bell end is way out of proportion to the shaft.

Any of the motts I've been with like a good solid thick bell end to create the friction.A fairly pronounced flange like.

That skinny thing wouldn't get them moist.

Epic fail.

stovelid

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

The bell end is way out of proportion to the shaft.

Any of the motts I've been with like a good solid thick bell end to create the friction.A fairly pronounced flange like.

That skinny thing wouldn't get them moist.

Epic fail.

In fairness, the size compensates. 60ft would probably even sate Mary Harney.

NADA

God I'm glad he's not my kid, what a dick.

FlutterinBantam

Don't know about that.

It's the width of the bell that counts ,not the length.

That's what they tell me anyway:cool:

ayapatrick

Alcatel wrote: »

Why'd he draw it, would be my question? Not a lot of respect for the house he's living in.

his parents have a 1 million pound mansion. he is away travelling - clearly a little spoiled rich ****er!

Tallon

herr0 wrote: »

joke post much?

I know, just reminded me of that kid, so funny

jackdaw

Free drinks for that kid for life!!

Capt'n Midnight

ayapatrick wrote: »

his parents have a 1 million pound mansion. he is away travelling - clearly a little spoiled rich ****er!

a million won't have got you a shed in D4 not so long ago.

Valmont

CreepingDeath wrote: »

The parents are probably paying for him to go travelling, the spoilt brat.

Heaven forbid someone gives their kids money:rolleyes:

CreepingDeath wrote: »

let him see the impact of biting the hand that feeds him while he's stuck in a foreign country.

He didn't bite their hands, he drew a willy on the roof and for all you know the folks had a good laugh. I don't think he did it while he was away, unless he paid someone to do it with all the spoilt brat funds he's getting. Lighten up.

Captain-America

It'll be hard to get that off.




(I'll get me coat.)

Fizman

Looks like the scene of a crime, and someone has just murdered a huge cock.

CSI
cock slaughter investigations

ejmaztec

Fizman wrote: »

Looks like the scene of a crime, and someone has just murdered a huge cock.

CSI
cock slaughter investigations

Biffo's been murdered? :eek:

Abi

I wonder how they found out it was there.

Father: hey son, hows uni going?

Son: ffs. What do you want?

Father: Just fine thanks. Your Mother was asking after you too.

Son: You are a total penis. Ive left you a reminder of the fact on the roof.

/hangs up

Quint

dr.bollocko wrote: »

An amateur effort imo. Didn't include the curly wurlys or even a wee squirt out the top.

I thought they were jizz squirts? Have I been drawing them wrong all these years?

Captain-America

Maybe he's Scottish and meant small. I demand it be clarified.