Knob draws knob on parents roof.

dr.bollocko · 24-03-2009 03:20PM #1

Link here.

An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing on the roof of his parents' £1million mansion near Inkpen in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he'll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling.

An amateur effort imo. Didn't include the curly wurlys or even a wee squirt out the top.

Jesus Wept · 24-03-2009 03:21PM

Looks like a landing pad for an odd shaped helicoptor.

javaboy · 24-03-2009 03:22PM

A shiny penny for the first person to find it on Google Earth/Live Maps.

mike65 · 24-03-2009 03:22PM

Spotted on google earth?

javaboy · 24-03-2009 03:23PM

The-Rigger wrote: »

Looks like a landing pad for an odd shaped helicoptor.

A Bell perhaps? Or maybe a Sicocksky?

dr.bollocko · 24-03-2009 03:25PM

javaboy wrote: »

A Bell perhaps? Or maybe a Sicocksky?

It certainly is a mighty fine chopper in any case.

AnonoBoy · 24-03-2009 03:30PM

Are we sure it's not a Banksy?

Their roof could be worth millions!

nickora · 24-03-2009 03:30PM

Thats hillarious! agreed, no effort went into the actual artwork though!

Tallon · 24-03-2009 03:30PM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Are we sure it's not a Banksy?

Their roof could be worth millions!

Hahaha

Similar storyHERE!!

Sabre0001 · 24-03-2009 03:31PM

I wonder if it was one of those "Hey, I can see my house from here.....wait a sec!" moments

OldGoat · 24-03-2009 03:31PM

My old man woulda raised the roof.

My name is URL · 24-03-2009 03:32PM

The-Rigger wrote: »

Looks like a landing pad for an odd shaped helicoptor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmhQQAeRFoc

mike65 · 24-03-2009 03:33PM

I've found the house but the painting is not visible.

51°22'43.74"N
1°27'21.74"W

Alcatel · 24-03-2009 03:33PM

Why'd he draw it, would be my question? Not a lot of respect for the house he's living in.

ejmaztec · 24-03-2009 03:34PM

Last time we had a prick on the roof, he was putting up a Sky dish. :pac:

AnonoBoy · 24-03-2009 03:35PM

Alcatel wrote: »

Why'd he draw it, would be my question? Not a lot of respect for the house he's living in.

Perhaps they took away his Wii.

LarWright · 24-03-2009 03:35PM

javaboy wrote: »

A shiny penny for the first person to find it on Google Earth/Live Maps.

I clearly have WAY TOO MUCH TIME on my hands....

Old photo, no knob on Google!

Google Maps... Location of House

It's not on maps.live.com either

So dissappointed!

Originally Posted by mike65
I've found the house but the painting is not visible.

51°22'43.74"N
1°27'21.74"W

GODDAMN IT!!!!!! You beat me to it!

javaboy · 24-03-2009 03:35PM

mike65 wrote: »

I've found the house but the painting is not visible.

51°22'43.74"N
1°27'21.74"W

I guess he rubbed one it out.

Tallon · 24-03-2009 03:37PM

mike65 wrote: »

I've found the house but the painting is not visible.

51°22'43.74"N
1°27'21.74"W

Old pic, google didnt blur it!!

mike65 · 24-03-2009 03:38PM

A lot of rich knobs in that part of Berkshire judging by the number of swimming pools and tennis courts.

herr0 · 24-03-2009 03:44PM

dr.bollocko wrote: »

An amateur effort imo. Didn't include the curly wurlys or even a wee squirt out the top.

and the fact that it's BACKWARDS :eek:!

This really pisses me off coz everyday i see amuteurs drawing deformed cocks on toilet walls ect :mad:.

everyone knows that the eye is on the upper side and the balls are on the lower side. You can't have both on the same side! I don't know what type of cock you have but trust me, that's not normal.

This problem can be easily rectified by drawing a mess of pubes at the bottom instead of a scrotum.

Or by drawing something like this at the top;

(/\)
|..| (the dots being added because spaces won't work properly).

ejmaztec · 24-03-2009 03:46PM

herr0 wrote: »

and the fact that it's BACKWARDS :eek:!

This really pisses me off coz everyday i see amuteurs drawing deformed cocks on toilet walls ect :mad:.

everyone knows that the eye is on the upper side and the balls are on the lower side. You can't have both on the same side! I don't know what type of cock you have but trust me, that's not normal.

This problem can be easily rectified by drawing a mess of pubes at the bottom instead of a scrotum.

Or by drawing something like this at the top;

(/\)
|..| (the dots being added because spaces won't work properly).

Perhaps he was a fat kid who did it from memory.

Tallon · 24-03-2009 03:49PM

herr0 wrote: »

and the fact that it's BACKWARDS :eek:!

This really pisses me off coz everyday i see amuteurs drawing deformed cocks on toilet walls ect :mad:.

everyone knows that the eye is on the upper side and the balls are on the lower side. You can't have both on the same side! I don't know what type of cock you have but trust me, that's not normal.

This problem can be easily rectified by drawing a mess of pubes at the bottom instead of a scrotum.

Or by drawing something like this at the top;

(/\)
|..| (the dots being added because spaces won't work properly).

I think your taking it WAY to seriously, like the fat kid from superbad

Valmont · 24-03-2009 03:55PM

What a hero, that's the best practical joke ever, even more so because it was a year before they discovered it, it was in the papers, and he's off travelling so can't get in trouble just yet. Brilliant. Do you think it would work on a semi-detached house with slates?

AlmightyCushion · 24-03-2009 03:56PM

He should have drawn it from a side view then gotten a picture of him lying beside it. All the chicks would love that. Any who, the guy is a dick.

CreepingDeath · 24-03-2009 03:58PM

The parents are probably paying for him to go travelling, the spoilt brat.

I hope they cancel his credit cards and let him see the impact of biting the hand that feeds him while he's stuck in a foreign country.