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Would you ever buy condoms from Lidl?

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  • #92
    vanessamee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 194 ✭✭vanessamee


    why not like im sure the ave to meet certain standards but oh naturalle is some much better go luck with it!

    would you buy tesco ones??


  • #93
    noker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 80 ✭✭noker


    Bought some in Lidl and the ripped. No consequences.(Yet)


  • #94
    Purple Lemons
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,547 ✭✭✭Purple Lemons


    Well i suppose by law ALL have to meet a certian standard...
    So maybe they aint that bad :rolleyes:


  • #95
    Jackeenboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 212 ✭✭Jackeenboy


    I DONT BUY MY CONDOMS IN LIDL BECAUSE THEY DONT SELL THE EXTRA LARGE ONES THERE;):D


  • #96
    Esel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,556 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    Jackeenboy wrote: »
    I DONT BUY MY CONDOMS IN LIDL BECAUSE THEY DONT SELL THE EXTRA LARGE ONES THERE;):D
    Riiiight. Have you seen the new AIDS warning on the Durex condoms?

    Not your ornery onager



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  • #97
    Jackeenboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 212 ✭✭Jackeenboy


    esel wrote: »
    Riiiight. Have you seen the new AIDS warning on the Durex condoms?
    No are they good yer??


  • #98
    Esel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,556 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    So, you don't roll them down all the way, then? Thought so! Ba dum tish! Pwnd. :D

    Not your ornery onager



  • #99
    Jackeenboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 212 ✭✭Jackeenboy


    esel wrote: »
    So, you don't roll them down all the way, then? Thought so! Ba dum tish! Pwnd. :D
    Girls in Stoke arent that worried about Jonnys..


  • #100
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,706 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Jackeenboy wrote: »
    Girls in Stoke arent that worried about Jonnys..

    What about Micheals?


  • #101
    egan007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,934 ✭✭✭egan007


    Xiney wrote: »
    I buy lots of stuff from Lidl, I find 90% of it is perfect quality.

    Haven't bought condoms though. I mean, I'm sure they're fine. But...

    No, the Pope says I'll get Aids.


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  • #102
    ShooterSF
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    Erm has anyone tried the ones on dealextreme? Like €1.50 for 10 ( or even 50 :eek:) With free shipping of course.


  • #103
    Jackeenboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 212 ✭✭Jackeenboy


    antodeco wrote: »
    What about Micheals?
    No just Jonnys .


  • #104
    marcsignal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    just get yourself a 'Geronimo'

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G9yyD4qrGg


  • #105
    reux_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21 ✭reux_


    So this is my masterplan:
    I'm on the pill but I'll use lidl condoms around my infertile period, days 1-11 and 17-28 and during the maybe/possible fertile days use the expensive durex kind.
    All angles covered!


  • #106
    wild_cat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,291 ✭✭✭wild_cat


    To the best of my knowledge I haven't become pregnant in the last year so they must be grand.


    I did spend about two weeks googling about them though. Just in case.


  • #107
    Alter-Ego
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,324 ✭✭✭Alter-Ego


    They're absolute willy chokers and I've had them rip on me before. Durex FTW. You can get 48 Durex for about €12 on amazon.


  • #108
    Aoifey!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    I couldn't stop laughing when I found condoms called "Skins" in the Pound shop.

    Their moto was "It's so thin it feels like a second skin".


  • #109
    previous user
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,024 ✭✭✭previous user


    Xiney wrote: »
    I buy lots of stuff from Lidl, I find 90% of it is perfect quality.

    Haven't bought condoms though. I mean, I'm sure they're fine. But...

    Swan flavoured condoms?


  • #110
    Daegerty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,864 ✭✭✭Daegerty


    I wouldn't buy them from anywhere

    Tis like driving a car with the clutch down all the time


  • #111
    gigino
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,350 ✭✭✭gigino


    Anything I ever bought in the centre isles of Lidl was rubbish, + went in ther bin sooner rather than later.


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  • #112
    Skintwin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 584 ✭✭✭Skintwin


    God no.
    I'm all for good deals and bargains, but would you gamble like that when you could end up with a baby?! :P


  • #113
    strokemyclover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    gigino wrote: »
    Anything I ever bought in the centre isles of Lidl was rubbish

    Sounds like something out of WoW! :D


  • #114
    gigino
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,350 ✭✭✭gigino


    apologies. aisles of lidl.


  • #115
    Daegerty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,864 ✭✭✭Daegerty


    If Lidl was an island I'd still go there


  • #116
    Standard Toaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,291 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    No bother, like my condoms with some Vorsprung durch Technik


  • #117
    Esel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,556 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    Daegerty wrote: »
    I wouldn't buy them from anywhere

    Tis like driving a car with the clutch down all the time
    Stop flaunting your virginity!

    Not your ornery onager



  • #118
    Daegerty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,864 ✭✭✭Daegerty


    Esel wrote: »
    Stop flaunting your virginity!

    How the feck else am I going to get bidders for it?


  • #119
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,649 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    This thread is over two years old and I haven't seen a few of the original posters around here for a while.

    Probably too busy changing nappies.


  • #120
    Daegerty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,864 ✭✭✭Daegerty


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    This thread is over two years old and I haven't seen a few of the original posters around here for a while.

    Probably too busy changing nappies.

    They'll be back soon when the children be out of the nappies


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  • #121
    froglet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 46 ✭froglet


    i remember when my friend had the Lidl johnnys years back and the brand was "MONDO" we were joking because at the time "Mondo" in fair city had gotten a girl up the duff.


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