Would you ever buy condoms from Lidl?

Xiney

I buy lots of stuff from Lidl, I find 90% of it is perfect quality.

Haven't bought condoms though. I mean, I'm sure they're fine. But...

Gummy Panda

Efficent german sex is always good

Xiney

Given that Germany is home to only slightly fewer weird fetishes than Japan, I'm not sure I want to bring Ein Kraut Weiner-Wrapper to the sack.

Biggins

Why not if they have passed all the realiable the safty standard tests.

Captain-America

I wouldn't say there'd be anything wrong with them, I mean they do have to meet certain quality standards.

Don't blame me if you get someone pregnant though.

isn't durex like 97% percent and lidl like 84%?

think i heard a statistic like that before...

Rented Mule

WWCND ?

What would Chuck Norris do ?

Gummy Panda

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Efficent german sex is always good

Indeed - your man Max knows all about tha.

Neverwhere

if you post here stating you find lidls condoms to be decent...you've just announced to the world you have a small dick.

those things are ****ing small.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Neverwhere wrote: »

if you post here stating you find lidls condoms to be decent...you've just announced to the world you have a small dick.

those things are ****ing small.

Just cut the top off...

Pherekydes

Xiney wrote: »

I buy lots of stuff from Lidl, I find 90% of it is perfect quality.

Haven't bought condoms though. I mean, I'm sure they're fine. But...

German birth rates are falling...

Vorsprung into der leaba.

FunkZ

Xiney wrote: »

Given that Germany is home to only slightly fewer weird fetishes than Japan, I'm not sure I want to bring Ein Kraut Weiner-Wrapper to the sack.

I was gonna say something dirty but I can't afford another ban

stovelid

Population expansion in working-class areas is in their long-term business interests, so I wouldn't trust their johnnies.

Numina

Have done. They were delicious.

MIN2511

Why buy lidl when you can go bareback

SV

MIN2511 wrote: »

Why buy lidl when you can go bareback

Too expensive in the long run.

MIN2511

Never heard of the withdrawal method





I am only messing, please practice SAFE sex!!!

Tech3

I would rather buy a good condom than pay for a baby.

brianthebard

thread needs poll. and pics.

inspiron6000

its like wearing a welly!!

Xiney

Haha

"Sticky" thread indeed...

chillywilly

FunkZ wrote: »

I was gonna say something dirty but I can't afford another ban

but theyre free

ejmaztec

Will someone think of the lidl children! :eek:

Cool_CM

No, and I wouldn't buy a home pregnancy test from tesco either

Turd Ferguson

MIN2511 wrote: »

I am only messing, please practice SAFE sex!!!

Is that an offer?
And I wouldnt be too trusty of Lidl condoms. But I do find their heavy duty plastic bags work a treat though

MIN2511

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Is that an offer?
And I wouldnt be too trusty of Lidl condoms. But I do find their heavy duty plastic bags work a treat though

Hey you, haven't seen ya post in a while....


And no i am not offering!!!

Durty mind!

livvy

only family size packs .......... they are much better value !!! :P

Borneo Fnctn

MIN2511 wrote: »

I am only messing, please practice SAFE sex!!!

Too late. I just shot my muck in a slapper's minge based on you're advice. Kindly pm me your details so you can commence payment of child support in 9 months. And pay for my medical bills cause I'm nearly sure I just got clapped.

Lola92

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Is that an offer?
And I wouldnt be too trusty of Lidl condoms. But I do find their heavy duty plastic bags work a treat though

LMAO!!!!

I wouldn't use them myself...but yet I have no problem using the freebies ya get in a pretty box on grafton street of a friday night...:rolleyes:

mikom

From the Lidl site:
Money Back Guarantee
You may return each article bought in our stores and have the price refunded to you within 28 days of the purchase.
Your statutory rights are not affected.

So either join the long checkout line with ripped johnny in hand, or baby under arm if you have a 27 day gestation period.
If you have the reciept you will be sorted out.

MIN2511

jackpalance wrote: »

Too late. I just shot my muck in a slapper's minge based on you're advice. Kindly pm me your details so you can commence payment of child support in 9 months. And pay for my medical bills cause I'm nearly sure I just got clapped.

Lol, ever hear of the phrase "Your cum, your responsibility" :pac:

Lola92 wrote: »

LMAO!!!!

I wouldn't use them myself...but yet I have no problem using the freebies ya get in a pretty box on grafton street of a friday night...:rolleyes:

Ah, i was always scared of using freebies(condoms i mean) i always thought they were expired or ****e quality..

And i was proved right after one expereince two yrs ago-never again!:D

MIN2511

mikom wrote: »

From the Lidl site:
Money Back Guarantee
You may return each article bought in our stores and have the price refunded to you within 28 days of the purchase.
Your statutory rights are not affected.

So either join the long checkout line with ripped johnny in hand, or baby under arm if you have a 27 day gestation period.
If you have the reciept you will be sorted out.

Now that will be hilarious, suing lidl for their 28days return policy

dsmythy

I don't know what people's aversion to Lidl's goods is. It's not as if Germany is some third world country.

thebigcheese22

Nah Durex FTW!

Sparky

Mondos! Your one way ticket to child benefit.

MIN2511

dsmythy wrote: »

I don't know what people's aversion to Lidl's goods is. It's not as if Germany is some third world country.

Funny, cause i was thinking the same...

Would you buy Tesco condoms?

Capt'n Midnight

Biggins wrote: »

Why not if they have passed all the reliable shafty standard tests.

fyp

iguy

Y on earth would ye wanna wear condoms 4,MAKE (ask) d woman to take d pill,i ave.nt ever used a condom and i'll b damned if i start.....

bythewoods

The Lidl condoms look like packets of sweet... and they're flavoured too! What's not to like?

iguy wrote: »

Y on earth would ye wanna wear condoms 4,MAKE (ask) d woman to take d pill,i ave.nt ever used a condom and i'll b damned if i start.....

You sound like a very intelligent guy.

mikom

iguy wrote: »

Y on earth would ye wanna wear condoms 4,MAKE (ask) d woman to take d pill,i ave.nt ever used a condom and i'll b damned if i start.....

I await your upcoming "personal issues" STI thread under the username st-iguy

Saibh

mikom wrote: »

I await your upcoming "personal issues" STI thread under the username st-iguy

Or "why can't i find a girlfriend?"

MIN2511

iguy wrote: »

Y on earth would ye wanna wear condoms 4,MAKE (ask) d woman to take d pill,i ave.nt ever used a condom and i'll b damned if i start.....

And the winner of the bareback contest goes to.....

iguy

Sti's.....y would i get an sti,i'm 19 and i had 5 sexual partners since i lost my virginity 4 yrs ago,i've been wi my current g.f. 4 5mths now n deres no problems,lyk i dont go around sleeping wit 3 different women in 1 weekend yano.....anyone out dere who had sex without protection and got an sti while avin a secure relationship?.....

MIN2511

iguy wrote: »

Sti's.....y would i get an sti,i'm 19 and i had 5 sexual partners since i lost my virginity 4 yrs ago,i've been wi my current g.f. 4 5mths now n deres no problems,lyk i dont go around sleeping wit 3 different women in 1 weekend yano.....anyone out dere who had sex without protection and got an sti while avin a secure relationship?.....

Dude... please no text speak... It's hard reading your posts!!!


Fair enough if you have a gf and both of you are faithful, but a lot of us out here have had multiple partners or are in open relationship, "complicated" situations... etc

STD's have no age! You could be 40/15 and one 3minute shag can jeopardise your whole life-is it worth it?



I am no pc brigade, i have had unprotected sex not proud of them

punchdrunk

iguy wrote: »

Sti's.....y would i get an sti,i'm 19 and i had 5 sexual partners since i lost my virginity 4 yrs ago,i've been wi my current g.f. 4 5mths now n deres no problems,lyk i dont go around sleeping wit 3 different women in 1 weekend yano.....anyone out dere who had sex without protection and got an sti while avin a secure relationship?.....

welcome to boards your going to fit right in

lynsalot

i know someone who stuck a pin through all the the condoms in a garage he worked in - so make sure the wrapper's intact.

Iguy if you're not using condoms u must be in and out like a fiddlers elbow

iguy

Em d reason y i use text speak is cos i'm usin opera mini on my mobile so i'll do my best to keep the text speak "down"....and thank you to d person who welcomed me to boards...anywho back to d topic,.i myself go once monthly to d doc for a check up,my girlfriend however not to keen..i suppose i'll ave to talk my chances......and i'm not the kinda person who will (if i'm not wit anyone) have a one night stand.....

lynsalot

is there a kind?? It's circumstantial as far as i'm concerned but you should protect yourself. nothing wrong with not using condoms in a relationship if it works for u - tried it once didn't work for me!

Abi

iguy wrote: »

Em d reason y i use text speak is cos i'm usin opera mini on my mobile so i'll do my best to keep the text speak "down"....

Im using it now, and do use it regularly- but never use text speak. Its irritating to read.

By the way, you might have to re-think about using condoms. You are only accounting for who you've slept with. Who have they slept with? And who have their previous partners slept with? X infinity.

You think you have had bare-back with 5 people? Oh no you havent..

Granny Lover

Lidl is better than Aldi just saying:P

S.I.R

Xiney wrote: »

I buy lots of stuff from Lidl, I find 90% of it is perfect quality.

Haven't bought condoms though. I mean, I'm sure they're fine. But...

is she worth it ??


lidl.... Because your worthless :pac: