Would you ever buy condoms from Lidl?

Unpossible · 23-03-2009 01:34AM

iguy wrote: »

i myself go once monthly to d doc for a check up,my girlfriend however not to keen..i suppose i'll ave to talk my chances......and i'm not the kinda person who will (if i'm not wit anyone) have a one night stand.....

I knew a guy with this mentality years ago and it still doesn't make sense to me. What exactly do you think the monthly check up will achieve? You do know some STDs are for life right? Prevention is better than cure, especially when the cure has not been developed yet.
Course if you are in a long term steady relationship then its different, but how long was your current relationship before you did the deed and did you both get screened beforehand? At least your better than the guy I knew, he was looking for (and sometimes got) one night stands.

On topic, have to admit those lidl ones do look tempting, but I'm not sure. Still I'm married and in 6 months to a year we probably will be trying for a second kid so I can test them out in a few months and report back to everyone

docdolittle · 23-03-2009 02:12AM

how the hell did this get stickied..??

Unpossible · 23-03-2009 02:26AM

esel wrote: »

Is it hard to get the cows to swallow those pills though?

So, you admit you lost your virginity to a non-human life form! Was it sore for long?

How did you come to that conclusion about him?

Abi · 23-03-2009 02:29AM

docdolittle wrote: »

how the hell did this get stickied..??

Someone else came in to do it for you. Dont worry, happens to like, so many guys.

Donkathon · 23-03-2009 06:19AM

Xiney wrote: »

I buy lots of stuff from Lidl, I find 90% of it is perfect quality.

Haven't bought condoms though. I mean, I'm sure they're fine. But...

I burst my balls when i read this title, I'm 23 with 2 kids get the picture lol

me misses works at lidl lmfao knew i shoulda gotten me own :rolleyes:

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 23-03-2009 11:21AM

For the sake of a couple of cent's I wouldn't. Even if it was only for the peace of mind...

antodeco · 23-03-2009 12:51PM

Neverwhere wrote: »

if you post here stating you find lidls condoms to be decent...you've just announced to the world you have a small dick.

those things are ****ing small.

I think you mean they are ****ing lidl...erm, i mean small.

docdolittle wrote: »

how the hell did this get stickied..??

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Just cut the top off...

Theres your answer!

Alcatel · 23-03-2009 01:21PM

The best form of contraception is marriage.

Failing that, why not Lidl condoms? What's the variety like? Ala Durex, uber-thin, uber-thick, etc?

Brown.Eyed.Girl · 23-03-2009 04:38PM

I'll stick with durex. It's better to be safe than sorry!

Turd Ferguson · 23-03-2009 05:02PM

Brown.Eyed.Girl wrote: »

I'll stick with durex. It's better to be safe than sorry!

Considering your username I wouldnt have thought you needed condoms

Brown.Eyed.Girl · 23-03-2009 05:13PM

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Considering your username I wouldnt have thought you needed condoms

I always keep a pack at my place. What's so wrong about women carrying condoms? Women have to be responsible too. I think it's just stupid to rely on your fella to do this all the time.

Alcatel · 23-03-2009 05:24PM

Brown.Eyed.Girl wrote: »

I always keep a pack at my place. What's so wrong about women carrying condoms? Women have to be responsible too. I think it's just stupid to rely on your fella to do this all the time.

I'm not sure it's your sex he was referring to.

roverm · 23-03-2009 05:32PM

:cool:why not, im sure a lot of people buy condoms from vending machines in toilets and most of them are brands no one has ever heard of.. so why not:rolleyes:

Tallon · 23-03-2009 05:46PM

I have bought some before, there ****!

Its like ridin' a tesco bag for life!

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 23-03-2009 06:05PM

Condoms are for losers... pfft!!!

Firetrap · 23-03-2009 07:51PM

Stay away from them and use a rampant rabbit instead. They don't make you preggers :eek:

Poor Uncle Tom · 23-03-2009 08:08PM

esel wrote: »

Is it hard to get the cows to swallow those pills though?

:D

or sheep I hear..

I think they serve more as a suggestion of safe sex rather then actual protection.

Iang87 · 23-03-2009 11:50PM

Buy Condoms in
LIDL NO!!!!
ALDI Maybe
Tesco probably

Find a woman on the pill, now thats the route to take
This isn't a dig at women not on the pill, ye'll get loving too from guys who dont mind condoms

Even moreso head on up the dirt track, you dont gotta worry about babies, like that old bible story up the bum no harm done etc

MIN2511 · 23-03-2009 11:53PM

This thread is worrying... Loads of people only use contraceptives to avoid getting preggers...

No one seems concerned with STD's

Iang87 · 23-03-2009 11:58PM

MIN2511 wrote: »

This thread is worrying... Loads of people only use contraceptives to avoid getting preggers...

No one seems concerned with STD's

ah thats a lot to be worrying about when you're about to get a ride, theres so many different STDs you see whereas. We all want to avoid the KING STD the one that arrives 9 months later and cries and sh1ts for 2 years til you run away to England cos you just cant take it any more and want your 20s back

Mint Sauce · 24-03-2009 12:03AM

Rented Mule wrote: »

WWCND ?

What would Chuck Norris do ?

chuck norris doesn't need condoms, he tells the sperm not to touch that egg

MIN2511 · 24-03-2009 12:06AM

Iang87 wrote: »

ah thats a lot to be worrying about when you're about to get a ride, theres so many different STDs you see whereas. We all want to avoid the KING STD the one that arrives 9 months later and cries and sh1ts for 2 years til you run away to England cos you just cant take it any more and want your 20s back

ROTFLMAO

reggiethefirst · 24-03-2009 12:15AM

Ah life, the ultimate std

Gazza22 · 24-03-2009 12:20AM

I'm sure they are manufactured to industry standards but there is a stigma attached to cheap condoms and frankly i wouldn't trust them! Reputable brands ftw

MIN2511 · 24-03-2009 12:28AM

Before the recession how many of ye shopped in Aldi/Lidl?
We all bought known brands(not Tesco/Dunnes brands) with the recession nearly everyone shops in Aldi and Lidl!!!!!

So with time we'll all be buying our condoms from Aldi and Lidl!

LD 50 · 24-03-2009 12:55AM

irish-stew wrote: »

chuck norris doesn't need condoms, he tells the sperm not to touch that egg

His sperm would roundhouse kick her egg right out of the womb.

I'd say their condoms are safe enough. I wouldn't go near em though. Cant be too safe

Firetrap · 24-03-2009 01:17AM

MIN2511 wrote: »

Before the recession how many of ye shopped in Aldi/Lidl?
We all bought known brands(not Tesco/Dunnes brands) with the recession nearly everyone shops in Aldi and Lidl!!!!!

So with time we'll all be buying our condoms from Aldi and Lidl!

To be fair, falling foul of the baby batter is one costly mistake and not one to be laughed off by the recession. Bulk buy Durek FTW

Purple Lemons · 24-03-2009 01:20AM

Im not to sure about Aldi/Lidl condoms..

But condoms and the contraceptive pill combined to protect from STD's and pregnancy =]

Esel · 24-03-2009 02:52AM

Brown.Eyed.Girl wrote: »

I'll stick with durex. It's better to be safe than sorry!

Remember those millions of counterfeit Durex that were sold in regular chemists here a couple of years ago? :eek: You would have been trusting some anonymous Chinese Quality Control Manager without knowing it!

Not much chance of buying fake Lidl ones though (in Lidl, anyway).

javaboy · 24-03-2009 03:01AM

I'm sure they're perfectly trustworthy and I'd say they're just as safe as say Durex..... but in the unfortunate event of a hull breach and a sprog, I wouldn't like explaining to the missus or anyone else for that matter that I bought el cheapo condoms.

Would you ever buy condoms from Lidl?

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