Would you ever buy condoms from Lidl?

MIN2511 · 22-03-2009 04:18PM

mikom wrote: »

From the Lidl site:
Money Back Guarantee
You may return each article bought in our stores and have the price refunded to you within 28 days of the purchase.
Your statutory rights are not affected.

So either join the long checkout line with ripped johnny in hand, or baby under arm if you have a 27 day gestation period.
If you have the reciept you will be sorted out.

Now that will be hilarious, suing lidl for their 28days return policy

dsmythy · 22-03-2009 05:01PM

I don't know what people's aversion to Lidl's goods is. It's not as if Germany is some third world country.

thebigcheese22 · 22-03-2009 05:06PM

Nah Durex FTW!

Sparky · 22-03-2009 05:19PM

Mondos! Your one way ticket to child benefit.

MIN2511 · 22-03-2009 05:22PM

dsmythy wrote: »

I don't know what people's aversion to Lidl's goods is. It's not as if Germany is some third world country.

Funny, cause i was thinking the same...

Would you buy Tesco condoms?

Capt'n Midnight · 22-03-2009 05:46PM

Biggins wrote: »

Why not if they have passed all the reliable shafty standard tests.

fyp

iguy · 22-03-2009 05:47PM

Y on earth would ye wanna wear condoms 4,MAKE (ask) d woman to take d pill,i ave.nt ever used a condom and i'll b damned if i start.....

bythewoods · 22-03-2009 05:53PM

The Lidl condoms look like packets of sweet... and they're flavoured too! What's not to like?

iguy wrote: »

Y on earth would ye wanna wear condoms 4,MAKE (ask) d woman to take d pill,i ave.nt ever used a condom and i'll b damned if i start.....

You sound like a very intelligent guy.

mikom · 22-03-2009 05:54PM

iguy wrote: »

Y on earth would ye wanna wear condoms 4,MAKE (ask) d woman to take d pill,i ave.nt ever used a condom and i'll b damned if i start.....

I await your upcoming "personal issues" STI thread under the username st-iguy

Saibh · 22-03-2009 06:02PM

mikom wrote: »

I await your upcoming "personal issues" STI thread under the username st-iguy

Or "why can't i find a girlfriend?"

MIN2511 · 22-03-2009 06:04PM

iguy wrote: »

Y on earth would ye wanna wear condoms 4,MAKE (ask) d woman to take d pill,i ave.nt ever used a condom and i'll b damned if i start.....

And the winner of the bareback contest goes to.....

iguy · 22-03-2009 06:07PM

Sti's.....y would i get an sti,i'm 19 and i had 5 sexual partners since i lost my virginity 4 yrs ago,i've been wi my current g.f. 4 5mths now n deres no problems,lyk i dont go around sleeping wit 3 different women in 1 weekend yano.....anyone out dere who had sex without protection and got an sti while avin a secure relationship?.....

MIN2511 · 22-03-2009 06:11PM

iguy wrote: »

Sti's.....y would i get an sti,i'm 19 and i had 5 sexual partners since i lost my virginity 4 yrs ago,i've been wi my current g.f. 4 5mths now n deres no problems,lyk i dont go around sleeping wit 3 different women in 1 weekend yano.....anyone out dere who had sex without protection and got an sti while avin a secure relationship?.....

Dude... please no text speak... It's hard reading your posts!!!

Fair enough if you have a gf and both of you are faithful, but a lot of us out here have had multiple partners or are in open relationship, "complicated" situations... etc

STD's have no age! You could be 40/15 and one 3minute shag can jeopardise your whole life-is it worth it?

I am no pc brigade, i have had unprotected sex

not proud of them

punchdrunk · 22-03-2009 06:18PM

iguy wrote: »

Sti's.....y would i get an sti,i'm 19 and i had 5 sexual partners since i lost my virginity 4 yrs ago,i've been wi my current g.f. 4 5mths now n deres no problems,lyk i dont go around sleeping wit 3 different women in 1 weekend yano.....anyone out dere who had sex without protection and got an sti while avin a secure relationship?.....

welcome to boards your going to fit right in

lynsalot · 22-03-2009 06:21PM

i know someone who stuck a pin through all the the condoms in a garage he worked in - so make sure the wrapper's intact.

Iguy if you're not using condoms u must be in and out like a fiddlers elbow

iguy · 22-03-2009 06:32PM

Em d reason y i use text speak is cos i'm usin opera mini on my mobile so i'll do my best to keep the text speak "down"....and thank you to d person who welcomed me to boards...anywho back to d topic,.i myself go once monthly to d doc for a check up,my girlfriend however not to keen..i suppose i'll ave to talk my chances......and i'm not the kinda person who will (if i'm not wit anyone) have a one night stand.....

lynsalot · 22-03-2009 06:34PM

is there a kind?? It's circumstantial as far as i'm concerned but you should protect yourself. nothing wrong with not using condoms in a relationship if it works for u - tried it once didn't work for me!

Abi · 22-03-2009 07:25PM

iguy wrote: »

Em d reason y i use text speak is cos i'm usin opera mini on my mobile so i'll do my best to keep the text speak "down"....

Im using it now, and do use it regularly- but never use text speak. Its irritating to read.

By the way, you might have to re-think about using condoms. You are only accounting for who you've slept with. Who have they slept with? And who have their previous partners slept with? X infinity.

You think you have had bare-back with 5 people? Oh no you havent..

Granny Lover · 22-03-2009 08:23PM

Lidl is better than Aldi just saying:P

S.I.R · 22-03-2009 08:50PM

Xiney wrote: »

I buy lots of stuff from Lidl, I find 90% of it is perfect quality.

Haven't bought condoms though. I mean, I'm sure they're fine. But...

is she worth it ??

lidl.... Because your worthless :pac:

iDontReallyCare · 22-03-2009 08:54PM

Maybe, but I don't really care.

TPD · 22-03-2009 09:33PM

iDontReallyCare wrote: »

Maybe, but I don't really care.

Did you sign up with that username just to post things like that?

newmills · 22-03-2009 10:30PM

Neverwhere wrote: »

if you post here stating you find lidls condoms to be decent...you've just announced to the world you have a small dick.

those things are ****ing small.

How do you know?

kieranfitz · 22-03-2009 11:07PM

They're grand, bit thight maybe but otherwise grand.

Terry · 22-03-2009 11:29PM

iguy wrote: »

Em d reason y i use text speak is cos i'm usin opera mini on my mobile so i'll do my best to keep the text speak "down"....and thank you to d person who welcomed me to boards...anywho back to d topic,.i myself go once monthly to d doc for a check up,my girlfriend however not to keen..i suppose i'll ave to talk my chances......and i'm not the kinda person who will (if i'm not wit anyone) have a one night stand.....

Dude, cut it out. Press the extra couple of buttons FFS.

Seth Brundle · 22-03-2009 11:41PM

All of youse talking about condoms will be going to hell.
All of youse talking about sex better be married!

Snowie · 23-03-2009 12:36AM

Well they gotta be betetr then the ones i got from a french sti test i had to do...

these things had the thickness of marry gold's....

Teh Noob · 23-03-2009 12:41AM

Why, yes.

Tar.Aldarion · 23-03-2009 01:04AM

No, probably would not buy them, any of the cheap ones are of terrible standard(not safety wise).

Esel · 23-03-2009 01:19AM

Biggins wrote: »

Why not if they have passed all the safty standard tests.

Not trusting any wet gear when the manufacturer cannot spell 'safety', tbh.

iguy wrote: »

Y on earth would ye wanna wear condoms 4,MAKE (ask) d woman to take d pill,i ave.nt ever used a condom and i'll b damned if i start.....

Is it hard to get the cows to swallow those pills though?

iguy wrote: »

Sti's.....y would i get an sti,i'm 19 and i had 5 sexual partners since i lost my virginity

So, you admit you lost your virginity to a non-human life form! Was it sore for long?

Would you ever buy condoms from Lidl?

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