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Why Do Blokes Fart More Than Girls?

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  • #32
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    It's manly and enjoyable. I've already started to initiate my young lad in the gaseous ways, offering applause and encouragement for impressive efforts.

    Women should be able to let rip too, but sadly their lifetime of social conformity to silent emissions always gifts men the cutting edge in these matters.


  • #33
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Quint wrote: »
    To the girld that leave the room: What if you're in bed with someone? Surely you're not going to get out of bed a few times a night to fart!?

    We dont need to fart that much. Men force each one out taking sound, smell and how speedily it spreads across the room into account, based on my findings.

    Im working on a new site for blokes actually. Members need to download the software and plug in a breathalizer style device, only you jam it up your bum hole and let rip.

    Im calling it Ratemyfart.com


  • #34
    tony1kenobi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,755 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    stovelid wrote: »
    It's manly and enjoyable.

    Agreed....it stimulates the fabled g spot.....much like a huge black rubber dick does.........I have heard.


  • #35
    Captain-America
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭Captain-America


    When a man farts, it's an event. An occasion celebrated by all other men, with a pat on the back and maybe further celebratory farts.

    When a woman farts, it takes away from their need to be ladylike, thus causing a gender blur, which of course, is the worst case scenario for women.


  • #36
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    tony1kenobi wrote: »
    Agreed....it stimulates the fabled g spot.....much like a huge black rubber dick does.........I have heard.

    QFT Lulz.

    teh heh heh :p


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  • #37
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Oh how Freudian of you. ;)


    I cant speak for all women, but Id rather implode than fart around anyone. If I feel bubbles I head for the bathroom.

    Men have a tendancy to fart constantly to the point where they are touching jocks before the head to the toilet.

    Its rude to pollute other peoples air with your poo particles :)

    LMAO @ bubbles

    Woman don't fart because they are storing up the gas. They will then release the gas (like a skunk) when bf/husband tries to iniate anal sex.


  • #38
    Snowie
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    Captain-America wrote: »
    When a man farts, it's an event. An occasion celebrated by all other men, with a pat on the back and maybe further celebratory farts.

    When a woman farts, it takes away from their need to be ladylike, thus causing a gender blur, which of course, is the worst case scenario for women.


    Is this why taking a dump some times can be pleasurable :confused:.... or is just the sheer enjoyment of releasing ones waste ?


  • #39
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    LMAO @ bubbles

    Woman don't fart because they are storing up the gas. They will then release the gas (like a skunk) when bf/husband tries to iniate anal sex.

    Bah rubbish. Same as Vag sex. You shove the air up, expect it back mai Gummy friend ;)


  • #40
    fugazied
    Closed Accounts Posts: 162 ✭✭fugazied


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    girls do fart they just blame it on men

    or they blame it on the dog :)


  • #41
    Snowie
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    fugazied wrote: »
    or they blame it on the dog :)


    my brothers girlfriend does that ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :eek:


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  • #42
    Davy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,301 CMod ✭✭✭✭Davy


    fugazied wrote: »
    or they blame it on the dog :)

    I heard excuse last week, she blamed it on her period! :rolleyes:


  • #43
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Davy wrote: »
    I heard excuse last week, she blamed it on her period! :rolleyes:



    typical.... :rolleyes:


  • #44
    Rented Mule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    HarryPalmer wrote: »
    Blokes fart more because we appreciate the art-form. It is art, btw. Oh, yes. Art.

    If it becomes 'art' ......then it wasn't just a fart.


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