Why Do Blokes Fart More Than Girls?

Mexicola

I am forever getting stick from the missus about (what seems to her) constant flatulence. In most cases I will let one rip when its ready.. the odd time it is inappropriate. But do girls actually fart less than blokes or are they just better at holding them in. Is their some physiological reason for this is or is it that they just think its rude and blokes dont? Hmmm

xOxSinéadxOx

Is that true? I think it's more the person than whether they're male or female

HarryPalmer

Blokes fart more because we appreciate the art-form. It is art, btw. Oh, yes. Art.

Snowie

girls do fart they just blame it on men

tony1kenobi

The side of the couch I don't sit on has an awful lot more creeks in it than the side I do sit on.

Not the first creeky couch we've owned either.....and it's always her side.

lynsalot

Men are smelly bast*rds lol

Nforce

women's fart's tend to be quieter and smellier. Devious little minx's.:p

Lockstep

women do fart.

I was away with the RDF and the food gave everyone gas. Women were just as bad as the lads.

Mr.Lizard

The thing most men don't realise is that women fart all the time. The only difference is theirs smell like perfume.

lynsalot

depends on the type of woman - they try to hide it - i had a friend once who swore she'd never farted in her life - crock of shihite

entropi

Men fart more because women cant keep their mouths closed long enough to let the pressure build up:pac:

Abi

Mr.Lizard wrote: »

Women are anal retentive.

Oh how Freudian of you.


I cant speak for all women, but Id rather implode than fart around anyone. If I feel bubbles I head for the bathroom.

Men have a tendancy to fart constantly to the point where they are touching jocks before the head to the toilet.

Its rude to pollute other peoples air with your poo particles

holly1

Abigayle wrote: »

Oh how Freudian of you.


I cant speak for all women, but Id rather implode than fart around anyone. If I feel bubbles I head for the bathroom.

Men have a tendancy to fart constantly to the point where they are touching jocks before the head to the toilet.

Its rude to pollute other peoples air with your poo particles

I have to agree 100%, women or ladies will leave the room before they let themselvs down.Men just couldent care less,they think they are macho,the louder and smellier the better:eek:.Ithink they get to a point where they cant control there ass h***s.:o

GlasnevinRed

Women tend to be more sly or else polite about the whole thing. That's what I think anyway.

tony1kenobi

holly1 wrote: »

I have to agree 100%, women or ladies will leave the room before they let themselvs down.Men just couldent care less,they think they are macho,the louder and smellier the better:eek:.Ithink they get to a point where they cant control there ass h***s.:o

It's not that, it's that when the missus leaves the room I assume she is making tea,making me a sandwich or "getting ready".........

.....if I leave the room she will ask "where are you going?"

If I say "I am going to make a giant fart" I might as well cut her in on the experience.

......and any women I have ever known ALWAYS ask me where I am going....like I am a fcuking fugitive or something.

Tech3

I fart all the time and I couldnt give a s**t. I like the smell

dmcg90

Maybe women just fart constantly... and quietly.

newmills

God gave us that talent along with parallel parking, beer drinking and ability to shout at television!!

holly1

tony1kenobi wrote: »

It's not that, it's that when the missus leaves the room I assume she is making tea,making me a sandwich or "getting ready".........

.....if I leave the room she will ask "where are you going?"

If I say "I am going to make a giant fart" I might as well cut her in on the experience.

......and any women I have ever known ALWAYS ask me where I am going....like I am a fcuking fugitive or something.

:D

P Davis

tony1kenobi wrote: »

It's not that, it's that when the missus leaves the room I assume she is making tea,making me a sandwich or "getting ready".........

.....if I leave the room she will ask "where are you going?"

If I say "I am going to make a giant fart" I might as well cut her in on the experience.

......and any women I have ever known ALWAYS ask me where I am going....like I am a fcuking fugitive or something.

+ one

Seth Brundle

holly1 wrote: »

I have to agree 100%, women or ladies will leave the room before they let themselvs down.Men just couldent care less,they think they are macho,the louder and smellier the better:eek:.Ithink they get to a point where they cant control there ass h***s.:o

I think men can control their ass h***s - we just don't feel the need to enforce control over something so natural!
Oh and we piss on the seat sometimes also!

P Davis

Oh and we piss on the seat sometimes also![/quote]

because we can

holly1

And the floor!!!!

Soby

dont foget the sink

Abi

Soby wrote: »

dont foget the sink

And the shower.
And the back garden.
And his pint glass. ( oh no wait. That last one was me )

Snowie

Do girls shart ?

Seth Brundle

Abigayle wrote: »

Its rude to pollute other peoples air with your poo particles

but its alright to piss in his glass?

Abigayle wrote: »

And his pint glass. ( oh no wait. That last one was me )

Abi

kbannon wrote: »

but its alright to piss in his glass?

Yes. Share the respect

tony1kenobi

Abigayle wrote: »

And his pint glass. ( oh no wait. That last one was me )

Oooooohhh...ya mucky pup.

Quint

To the girld that leave the room: What if you're in bed with someone? Surely you're not going to get out of bed a few times a night to fart!?

wylo

I truly cant believe women need to fart as much as men, because if I had to leave the room every time I farted Id probably be a loner.

stovelid

It's manly and enjoyable. I've already started to initiate my young lad in the gaseous ways, offering applause and encouragement for impressive efforts.

Women should be able to let rip too, but sadly their lifetime of social conformity to silent emissions always gifts men the cutting edge in these matters.

Abi

Quint wrote: »

To the girld that leave the room: What if you're in bed with someone? Surely you're not going to get out of bed a few times a night to fart!?

We dont need to fart that much. Men force each one out taking sound, smell and how speedily it spreads across the room into account, based on my findings.

Im working on a new site for blokes actually. Members need to download the software and plug in a breathalizer style device, only you jam it up your bum hole and let rip.

Im calling it Ratemyfart.com

tony1kenobi

stovelid wrote: »

It's manly and enjoyable.

Agreed....it stimulates the fabled g spot.....much like a huge black rubber dick does.........I have heard.

Captain-America

When a man farts, it's an event. An occasion celebrated by all other men, with a pat on the back and maybe further celebratory farts.

When a woman farts, it takes away from their need to be ladylike, thus causing a gender blur, which of course, is the worst case scenario for women.

Abi

tony1kenobi wrote: »

Agreed....it stimulates the fabled g spot.....much like a huge black rubber dick does.........I have heard.

QFT Lulz.

teh heh heh

Gummy Panda

Abigayle wrote: »

Oh how Freudian of you.


I cant speak for all women, but Id rather implode than fart around anyone. If I feel bubbles I head for the bathroom.

Men have a tendancy to fart constantly to the point where they are touching jocks before the head to the toilet.

Its rude to pollute other peoples air with your poo particles

LMAO @ bubbles

Woman don't fart because they are storing up the gas. They will then release the gas (like a skunk) when bf/husband tries to iniate anal sex.

Snowie

Captain-America wrote: »

When a man farts, it's an event. An occasion celebrated by all other men, with a pat on the back and maybe further celebratory farts.

When a woman farts, it takes away from their need to be ladylike, thus causing a gender blur, which of course, is the worst case scenario for women.

Is this why taking a dump some times can be pleasurable .... or is just the sheer enjoyment of releasing ones waste ?

Abi

Gummy Panda wrote: »

LMAO @ bubbles

Woman don't fart because they are storing up the gas. They will then release the gas (like a skunk) when bf/husband tries to iniate anal sex.

Bah rubbish. Same as Vag sex. You shove the air up, expect it back mai Gummy friend

fugazied

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

girls do fart they just blame it on men

or they blame it on the dog

Snowie

fugazied wrote: »

or they blame it on the dog

my brothers girlfriend does that ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :eek:

Davy

fugazied wrote: »

or they blame it on the dog

I heard excuse last week, she blamed it on her period! :rolleyes:

Snowie

Davy wrote: »

I heard excuse last week, she blamed it on her period! :rolleyes:

typical.... :rolleyes:

Rented Mule

HarryPalmer wrote: »

Blokes fart more because we appreciate the art-form. It is art, btw. Oh, yes. Art.

If it becomes 'art' ......then it wasn't just a fart.