Why Do Blokes Fart More Than Girls?

Mexicola · 22-03-2009 10:34PM #1

I am forever getting stick from the missus about (what seems to her) constant flatulence. In most cases I will let one rip when its ready.. the odd time it is inappropriate. But do girls actually fart less than blokes or are they just better at holding them in. Is their some physiological reason for this is or is it that they just think its rude and blokes dont? Hmmm

xOxSinéadxOx · 22-03-2009 10:35PM

Is that true? I think it's more the person than whether they're male or female

HarryPalmer · 22-03-2009 10:36PM

Blokes fart more because we appreciate the art-form. It is art, btw. Oh, yes. Art.

Snowie · 22-03-2009 10:39PM

girls do fart they just blame it on men

tony1kenobi · 22-03-2009 10:43PM

The side of the couch I don't sit on has an awful lot more creeks in it than the side I do sit on.

Not the first creeky couch we've owned either.....and it's always her side.

lynsalot · 22-03-2009 10:46PM

Men are smelly bast*rds lol

Nforce · 22-03-2009 10:49PM

women's fart's tend to be quieter and smellier. Devious little minx's.:p

Lockstep · 22-03-2009 10:53PM

women do fart.

I was away with the RDF and the food gave everyone gas. Women were just as bad as the lads.

Mr.Lizard · 22-03-2009 10:53PM

The thing most men don't realise is that women fart all the time. The only difference is theirs smell like perfume.

lynsalot · 22-03-2009 10:54PM

depends on the type of woman - they try to hide it - i had a friend once who swore she'd never farted in her life - crock of shihite

entropi · 22-03-2009 11:00PM

Men fart more because women cant keep their mouths closed long enough to let the pressure build up:pac:

Abi · 22-03-2009 11:01PM

Mr.Lizard wrote: »

Women are anal retentive.

Oh how Freudian of you.

I cant speak for all women, but Id rather implode than fart around anyone. If I feel bubbles I head for the bathroom.

Men have a tendancy to fart constantly to the point where they are touching jocks before the head to the toilet.

Its rude to pollute other peoples air with your poo particles

holly1 · 22-03-2009 11:17PM

Abigayle wrote: »

Oh how Freudian of you.

I cant speak for all women, but Id rather implode than fart around anyone. If I feel bubbles I head for the bathroom.

Men have a tendancy to fart constantly to the point where they are touching jocks before the head to the toilet.

Its rude to pollute other peoples air with your poo particles

I have to agree 100%, women or ladies will leave the room before they let themselvs down.Men just couldent care less,they think they are macho,the louder and smellier the better:eek:.Ithink they get to a point where they cant control there ass h***s.:o

GlasnevinRed · 22-03-2009 11:18PM

Women tend to be more sly or else polite about the whole thing. That's what I think anyway.

tony1kenobi · 22-03-2009 11:21PM

holly1 wrote: »

I have to agree 100%, women or ladies will leave the room before they let themselvs down.Men just couldent care less,they think they are macho,the louder and smellier the better:eek:.Ithink they get to a point where they cant control there ass h***s.:o

It's not that, it's that when the missus leaves the room I assume she is making tea,making me a sandwich or "getting ready".........

.....if I leave the room she will ask "where are you going?"

If I say "I am going to make a giant fart" I might as well cut her in on the experience.

......and any women I have ever known ALWAYS ask me where I am going....like I am a fcuking fugitive or something.

Tech3 · 22-03-2009 11:22PM

I fart all the time and I couldnt give a s**t. I like the smell

dmcg90 · 22-03-2009 11:23PM

Maybe women just fart constantly... and quietly.

newmills · 22-03-2009 11:25PM

God gave us that talent along with parallel parking, beer drinking and ability to shout at television!!

holly1 · 22-03-2009 11:26PM

tony1kenobi wrote: »

It's not that, it's that when the missus leaves the room I assume she is making tea,making me a sandwich or "getting ready".........

.....if I leave the room she will ask "where are you going?"

If I say "I am going to make a giant fart" I might as well cut her in on the experience.

......and any women I have ever known ALWAYS ask me where I am going....like I am a fcuking fugitive or something.

:D

P Davis · 22-03-2009 11:34PM

tony1kenobi wrote: »

It's not that, it's that when the missus leaves the room I assume she is making tea,making me a sandwich or "getting ready".........

.....if I leave the room she will ask "where are you going?"

If I say "I am going to make a giant fart" I might as well cut her in on the experience.

......and any women I have ever known ALWAYS ask me where I am going....like I am a fcuking fugitive or something.

+ one

Seth Brundle · 22-03-2009 11:35PM

holly1 wrote: »

I have to agree 100%, women or ladies will leave the room before they let themselvs down.Men just couldent care less,they think they are macho,the louder and smellier the better:eek:.Ithink they get to a point where they cant control there ass h***s.:o

I think men can control their ass h***s - we just don't feel the need to enforce control over something so natural!
Oh and we piss on the seat sometimes also!

P Davis · 22-03-2009 11:39PM

Oh and we piss on the seat sometimes also![/quote]

because we can

holly1 · 22-03-2009 11:39PM

And the floor!!!!

Soby · 22-03-2009 11:42PM

dont foget the sink

Abi · 22-03-2009 11:47PM

Soby wrote: »

dont foget the sink

And the shower.
And the back garden.
And his pint glass. ( oh no wait. That last one was me

)

Snowie · 22-03-2009 11:53PM

Do girls shart ?

Seth Brundle · 22-03-2009 11:55PM

Abigayle wrote: »

Its rude to pollute other peoples air with your poo particles

but its alright to piss in his glass?

Abigayle wrote: »

And his pint glass. ( oh no wait. That last one was me )

Abi · 22-03-2009 11:58PM

kbannon wrote: »

but its alright to piss in his glass?

Yes. Share the respect

tony1kenobi · 23-03-2009 12:34AM

Abigayle wrote: »

And his pint glass. ( oh no wait. That last one was me )

Oooooohhh...ya mucky pup.

Quint · 23-03-2009 12:38AM

To the girld that leave the room: What if you're in bed with someone? Surely you're not going to get out of bed a few times a night to fart!?

wylo · 23-03-2009 12:45AM

I truly cant believe women need to fart as much as men, because if I had to leave the room every time I farted Id probably be a loner.

Why Do Blokes Fart More Than Girls?

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