Would you ever buy condoms from Lidl?

Xiney · 22-03-2009 12:39PM #1

I buy lots of stuff from Lidl, I find 90% of it is perfect quality.

Haven't bought condoms though. I mean, I'm sure they're fine. But...

Gummy Panda · 22-03-2009 12:41PM

Efficent german sex is always good

Xiney · 22-03-2009 12:44PM

Given that Germany is home to only slightly fewer weird fetishes than Japan, I'm not sure I want to bring Ein Kraut Weiner-Wrapper to the sack.

Biggins · 22-03-2009 12:44PM

Why not if they have passed all the realiable the safty standard tests.

Captain-America · 22-03-2009 12:45PM

I wouldn't say there'd be anything wrong with them, I mean they do have to meet certain quality standards.

Don't blame me if you get someone pregnant though.

22-03-2009 12:45PM

isn't durex like 97% percent and lidl like 84%?

think i heard a statistic like that before...

Rented Mule · 22-03-2009 12:46PM

WWCND ?

What would Chuck Norris do ?

22-03-2009 12:46PM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Efficent german sex is always good

Indeed - your man Max knows all about tha.

Neverwhere · 22-03-2009 12:47PM

if you post here stating you find lidls condoms to be decent...you've just announced to the world you have a small dick.

those things are ****ing small.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 22-03-2009 12:49PM

Neverwhere wrote: »

if you post here stating you find lidls condoms to be decent...you've just announced to the world you have a small dick.

those things are ****ing small.

Just cut the top off...

Pherekydes · 22-03-2009 12:51PM

Xiney wrote: »

I buy lots of stuff from Lidl, I find 90% of it is perfect quality.

Haven't bought condoms though. I mean, I'm sure they're fine. But...

German birth rates are falling...

Vorsprung into der leaba.

FunkZ · 22-03-2009 12:51PM

Xiney wrote: »

Given that Germany is home to only slightly fewer weird fetishes than Japan, I'm not sure I want to bring Ein Kraut Weiner-Wrapper to the sack.

I was gonna say something dirty but I can't afford another ban

stovelid · 22-03-2009 01:03PM

Population expansion in working-class areas is in their long-term business interests, so I wouldn't trust their johnnies.

Numina · 22-03-2009 01:04PM

Have done. They were delicious.

MIN2511 · 22-03-2009 01:33PM

Why buy lidl when you can go bareback

SV · 22-03-2009 01:50PM

MIN2511 wrote: »

Why buy lidl when you can go bareback

Too expensive in the long run.

MIN2511 · 22-03-2009 01:57PM

Never heard of the withdrawal method

I am only messing, please practice SAFE sex!!!

Tech3 · 22-03-2009 02:24PM

I would rather buy a good condom than pay for a baby.

brianthebard · 22-03-2009 02:58PM

thread needs poll. and pics.

inspiron6000 · 22-03-2009 03:02PM

its like wearing a welly!!

Xiney · 22-03-2009 03:05PM

Haha

"Sticky" thread indeed...

chillywilly · 22-03-2009 03:07PM

FunkZ wrote: »

I was gonna say something dirty but I can't afford another ban

but theyre free

ejmaztec · 22-03-2009 03:15PM

Will someone think of the lidl children! :eek:

Cool_CM · 22-03-2009 03:20PM

No, and I wouldn't buy a home pregnancy test from tesco either

Turd Ferguson · 22-03-2009 03:32PM

MIN2511 wrote: »

I am only messing, please practice SAFE sex!!!

Is that an offer?

And I wouldnt be too trusty of Lidl condoms. But I do find their heavy duty plastic bags work a treat though

MIN2511 · 22-03-2009 03:48PM

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Is that an offer?
And I wouldnt be too trusty of Lidl condoms. But I do find their heavy duty plastic bags work a treat though

Hey you, haven't seen ya post in a while....

And no i am not offering!!!

Durty mind!

livvy · 22-03-2009 03:53PM

only family size packs .......... they are much better value !!! :P

Borneo Fnctn · 22-03-2009 03:54PM

MIN2511 wrote: »

I am only messing, please practice SAFE sex!!!

Too late. I just shot my muck in a slapper's minge based on you're advice. Kindly pm me your details so you can commence payment of child support in 9 months. And pay for my medical bills cause I'm nearly sure I just got clapped.

Lola92 · 22-03-2009 04:02PM

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Is that an offer?
And I wouldnt be too trusty of Lidl condoms. But I do find their heavy duty plastic bags work a treat though

LMAO!!!!

I wouldn't use them myself...but yet I have no problem using the freebies ya get in a pretty box on grafton street of a friday night...:rolleyes:

mikom · 22-03-2009 04:15PM

From the Lidl site:
Money Back Guarantee
You may return each article bought in our stores and have the price refunded to you within 28 days of the purchase.
Your statutory rights are not affected.

So either join the long checkout line with ripped johnny in hand, or baby under arm if you have a 27 day gestation period.
If you have the reciept you will be sorted out.

MIN2511 · 22-03-2009 04:16PM

jackpalance wrote: »

Too late. I just shot my muck in a slapper's minge based on you're advice. Kindly pm me your details so you can commence payment of child support in 9 months. And pay for my medical bills cause I'm nearly sure I just got clapped.

Lol, ever hear of the phrase "Your cum, your responsibility" :pac:

Lola92 wrote: »

LMAO!!!!

I wouldn't use them myself...but yet I have no problem using the freebies ya get in a pretty box on grafton street of a friday night...:rolleyes:

Ah, i was always scared of using freebies(condoms i mean) i always thought they were expired or ****e quality..

And i was proved right after one expereince two yrs ago-never again!:D

Would you ever buy condoms from Lidl?

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