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Would you ever buy condoms from Lidl?

Xiney

I buy lots of stuff from Lidl, I find 90% of it is perfect quality.

Haven't bought condoms though. I mean, I'm sure they're fine. But...

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Gummy Panda

Efficent german sex is always good

Xiney

Given that Germany is home to only slightly fewer weird fetishes than Japan, I'm not sure I want to bring Ein Kraut Weiner-Wrapper to the sack.

Biggins

Why not if they have passed all the realiable the safty standard tests.

Captain-America

I wouldn't say there'd be anything wrong with them, I mean they do have to meet certain quality standards.

Don't blame me if you get someone pregnant though.

[Deleted User]

isn't durex like 97% percent and lidl like 84%?

think i heard a statistic like that before...

Rented Mule

WWCND ?

What would Chuck Norris do ?

[Deleted User]

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Efficent german sex is always good

Indeed - your man Max knows all about tha.

Neverwhere

if you post here stating you find lidls condoms to be decent...you've just announced to the world you have a small dick.

those things are ****ing small.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Neverwhere wrote: »

if you post here stating you find lidls condoms to be decent...you've just announced to the world you have a small dick.

those things are ****ing small.

Just cut the top off...

Pherekydes

Xiney wrote: »

I buy lots of stuff from Lidl, I find 90% of it is perfect quality.

Haven't bought condoms though. I mean, I'm sure they're fine. But...

German birth rates are falling...

Vorsprung into der leaba.

FunkZ

Xiney wrote: »

Given that Germany is home to only slightly fewer weird fetishes than Japan, I'm not sure I want to bring Ein Kraut Weiner-Wrapper to the sack.

I was gonna say something dirty but I can't afford another ban

stovelid

Population expansion in working-class areas is in their long-term business interests, so I wouldn't trust their johnnies.

Numina

Have done. They were delicious.

MIN2511

Why buy lidl when you can go bareback

MIN2511 wrote: »

Why buy lidl when you can go bareback

Too expensive in the long run.

MIN2511

Never heard of the withdrawal method

I am only messing, please practice SAFE sex!!!

Tech3

I would rather buy a good condom than pay for a baby.

brianthebard

thread needs poll. and pics.

inspiron6000

its like wearing a welly!!

Xiney

Haha

"Sticky" thread indeed...

chillywilly

FunkZ wrote: »

I was gonna say something dirty but I can't afford another ban

but theyre free

ejmaztec

Will someone think of the lidl children! :eek:

Cool_CM

No, and I wouldn't buy a home pregnancy test from tesco either

Turd Ferguson

MIN2511 wrote: »

I am only messing, please practice SAFE sex!!!

Is that an offer?

And I wouldnt be too trusty of Lidl condoms. But I do find their heavy duty plastic bags work a treat though

MIN2511

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Is that an offer?
And I wouldnt be too trusty of Lidl condoms. But I do find their heavy duty plastic bags work a treat though

Hey you, haven't seen ya post in a while....

And no i am not offering!!!

Durty mind!

livvy

only family size packs .......... they are much better value !!! :P

Borneo Fnctn

MIN2511 wrote: »

I am only messing, please practice SAFE sex!!!

Too late. I just shot my muck in a slapper's minge based on you're advice. Kindly pm me your details so you can commence payment of child support in 9 months. And pay for my medical bills cause I'm nearly sure I just got clapped.

Lola92

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Is that an offer?
And I wouldnt be too trusty of Lidl condoms. But I do find their heavy duty plastic bags work a treat though

LMAO!!!!

I wouldn't use them myself...but yet I have no problem using the freebies ya get in a pretty box on grafton street of a friday night...:rolleyes:

mikom

From the Lidl site:
Money Back Guarantee
You may return each article bought in our stores and have the price refunded to you within 28 days of the purchase.
Your statutory rights are not affected.

So either join the long checkout line with ripped johnny in hand, or baby under arm if you have a 27 day gestation period.
If you have the reciept you will be sorted out.

MIN2511

jackpalance wrote: »

Too late. I just shot my muck in a slapper's minge based on you're advice. Kindly pm me your details so you can commence payment of child support in 9 months. And pay for my medical bills cause I'm nearly sure I just got clapped.

Lol, ever hear of the phrase "Your cum, your responsibility" :pac:

Lola92 wrote: »

LMAO!!!!

I wouldn't use them myself...but yet I have no problem using the freebies ya get in a pretty box on grafton street of a friday night...:rolleyes:

Ah, i was always scared of using freebies(condoms i mean) i always thought they were expired or ****e quality..

And i was proved right after one expereince two yrs ago-never again!:D