What will Brian Cowen and Barrack Obama say to each other tomorrow?

stepbar · 16-03-2009 08:32PM

Like Guinness Barack?

Calibos · 16-03-2009 08:38PM

Cowen: I earn more than you....Na..na..NaNa..na
Obama: I have a nicer house though.

Calibos · 16-03-2009 08:39PM

Obama: Story bud
Cowen: Storeeee

Disease Ridden · 16-03-2009 08:42PM

Barrack: So Brian, how is it, uhh, that your country is in such a mess right now? I thought you guys had a booming economy for over a decade! Didn't you guys, uhh, put some money aside for a rainy day!?

Biffo: Well...ngom ngomm gulp.....personally, going forward that is, I think its reasonable to assume that the blame should be placed on the finance minister at the time.

Barrack: Uhh, that was you Brian.

Brian: Now listen here. I do things according to my philosophy, my philosophy, according to my philosophy!!!!

Barrack: Aw huh. Anyways, our 2 minutes are up. You can take a goody bag on the way out.

SEPT 23 1989 · 16-03-2009 08:59PM

"hey Michelle was that not the guy from Star Wars...Jabba something"

darkman2 · 16-03-2009 10:17PM

Barrack's not in good form

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/AIG-Bonuses-Criticised-By-Barack-Obama-Insurance-Giant-Paying-Millions-To-Executives/Article/200903315242580?lpos=World_News_Carousel_Region_2&lid=ARTICLE_15242580_AIG_Bonuses_Criticised_By_Barack_Obama%3A_Insurance_Giant_Paying_Millions_To_Executives

Is Cowen going to get an earful tomorrow? No. But he should.

Blazer · 16-03-2009 10:25PM

He'll get a quick 15 min visit and out the door again.
Like yer one on the Matt Cooper show today she's dead right about it being all just a matter of show.

Lilyblue · 16-03-2009 11:32PM

Oh its Tiger Woods...:D

portomar · 17-03-2009 02:07AM

homerjay2005 wrote: »

shock shock, horror horror, we are not the only country in the s*it:cool:

we are no worse off than anywhere else. Any leader of Ireland is respected all over the world as are irish people and Obama will be very happy and respectful of Cowen.

wake up man (or woman) and look at our debt to gdp ratio. leading the world as usual! we're Fu*kd

x in the city · 17-03-2009 02:15AM

Disease Ridden wrote: »

Barrack: So Brian, how is it, uhh, that your country is in such a mess right now? I thought you guys had a booming economy for over a decade! Didn't you guys, uhh, put some money aside for a rainy day!?

Biffo: Well...ngom ngomm gulp.....personally, going forward that is, I think its reasonable to assume that the blame should be placed on the finance minister at the time.

Barrack: Uhh, that was you Brian.

Brian: Now listen here. I do things according to my philosophy, my philosophy, according to my philosophy!!!!

Barrack: Aw huh. Anyways, our 2 minutes are up. You can take a goody bag on the way out.

lol that is funny ****

ejmaztec · 17-03-2009 03:06AM

Obama won't say anything to him. He'll just spray some water on his lips and stick him on a window in the Oval Office. The suction will be so powerful that Biffo will be on the window for two presidential terms, reminding Obama that things can go badly wrong if you don't know what the hell you're doing.

thenightrider · 17-03-2009 03:24AM

Tener bets i no what they will say to each other

Happy st patrick's day

Sharpshooter · 17-03-2009 03:48AM

Cowen:
Let me get you a Guinness,Barrack.

Barrack:
Thank you.

Cowen:
Pats space where there should be a wallet.

, seem to have left it at my accountants house.

Barrack:

Lolz, it's a Simpson joke.

Cowen:

/ No

"Welcome to Ireland",Barrack."

kwestfan08 · 17-03-2009 05:48AM

Cowen: S'up homie

Obama: :eek::eek::eek::eek:

minxie · 17-03-2009 05:54AM

look at the two of us :eek:
two fecking ejeets ......

17-03-2009 11:13AM

Cowen - Holy sh1t, you're black. I thought they were only joking.

grahamo · 17-03-2009 11:20AM

Obama: So Brian, tell me how you run things in your wonderful country, the land of my forefathers blah blah blah!
Cowen: Well I run things acording to my philosophy blah! Blah!...20 minutes later...Blah! Blah!
Obama: Great! Now I know how NOT to do things...Get the f*** out!.....and leave the bowl of shamrock!
Cowen: (As he's being dragged out by security) PLEASE PLEASE don't take Intel away from us

darkman2 · 17-03-2009 03:06PM

Apparently there is going to be a "party" tonight in the White House. Obama is going to host it.

Dear God - don't:eek:

When Brian Cowen meets President Barack Obama in the Oval Office for almost an hour this morning, they will be joined by vice-president Joe Biden, secretary of state Hillary Clinton and national security adviser Jim Jones. After the shamrock ceremony, the Taoiseach and the president will join House speaker Nancy Pelosi for lunch on Capitol Hill, with dozens of congressmen and senators, including chairmen of some of the most powerful committees.

In the evening, the president will host almost 400 people at the most elaborate party the White House has seen since he took office

Im sure the President will be stupdified with Cowen's signing voice;)

Saibh · 17-03-2009 03:26PM

darkman2 wrote: »

Apparently there is going to be a "party" tonight in the White House. Obama is going to host it.

Dear God - don't:eek:

Im sure the President will be stupdified with Cowen's signing voice;)

What about some Irish dancing from Cowen - it might win him a few friends or maybe not...

RonMexico · 17-03-2009 04:40PM

BIFFO: Hello there Barry hows it hanging?

Obama: Uhm...welcome to The White House Mr. Cowan...do you like our green fountain?

BIFFO: Tis grand yeah have you got a drink there boss I've a tongue on me like Gandhi's sandal and none of that green beer ****e.

Obama: How about some Killians Irish Red?

BIFFO: Thats piss to be honest, tell your Missus I'll settle for a cup of scald while I root through the liquor cabinet here.

Obama: Ok...so I understand you have a gift for me or something.

BIFFO: Oh yeah I have it in the Dunnes Stores back there...hold on and I get it...I think you'll like it...a nice bowl of our green weed.

Obama: You yanking my crank man? Goddamn I've been dying to spark up some **** since I got here. I like you Cowan and I'm thinking you gotta be hiding some munchies in that bag for later right?

BIFFO: I got nothin' I was starving on the aerlingus flight over so I had to polish off the nosebag. I could still ate the arse off a donkey to be honest.

The Mad Hatter · 17-03-2009 05:48PM

Saibh wrote: »

What about some Irish dancing from Cowen - it might win him a few friends or maybe not...

It could damage the floor.

galwayrush · 17-03-2009 06:01PM

If Cowan gets pissed,Obama will be looking for a translator.
At least his boozing buddy Coughlan will be somewhere else. :rolleyes:

Daroxtar · 17-03-2009 06:20PM

Cowen- Gizza job
Obama- Join the cue buddy

Mark200 · 17-03-2009 09:06PM

Here's a clip from their meeting:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwuszZBW0DE

Leprachaun · 17-03-2009 09:16PM

Brian Cowen : "Holy ****,what happened to your skin?"

Abi · 17-03-2009 10:14PM

Daroxtar wrote: »

Cowen- Gizza gob job
Obama- I believe, Mr Cowan.. That you would do a better.

/flicks a quarter

'have some ribs taken out'

Cowen: Is that a no then?

Obama: How do you say it?....

/Gets whisper in ear

Obama: Ok thanks. GEt the boat, Shrek.

fyp

17-03-2009 10:19PM

The Taoiseach could jump in the White House fountain. Obama dyed the water green for Paddy's Day.

Abi · 17-03-2009 10:24PM

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

The Taoiseach could jump in the White House fountain. Obama dyed the water green for Paddy's Day.

It would be a far more productive effort, had he have held down his head in it.

17-03-2009 10:30PM

Abigayle wrote: »

It would be a far more productive effort, had he have held down his head in it.

Would that call for a Taoiseach bailout? Obama has been giving a lot of those lately.

Abi · 17-03-2009 10:41PM

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

Would that call for a Taoiseach bailout? Obama has been giving a lot of those lately.

Feed him to starved pigs. Its the only way they'd consider him.

What will Brian Cowen and Barrack Obama say to each other tomorrow?

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