What will Brian Cowen and Barrack Obama say to each other tomorrow?

darkman2 · 16-03-2009 03:11PM #1

Apparently Cowen will get more time with the President tomorrow then any other leader. He is gonna need it I think! What will they say to each other? The only thing I can see Obama saying is "who the f*ck is that and what's he doin in my gaff?"....well, maybe not those exact words but you get the point;)

So what should they say to each other before Cowen passes over the weed?

ironictoaster · 16-03-2009 03:13PM

I can see Cowen on his knees begging for mercy.

Aidric · 16-03-2009 03:14PM

Obama : "I hear Moneygall is a sh1thole"

Cowen: "You'd be right, best to denounce all ancestral links".

Podge2k7 · 16-03-2009 03:14PM

Obama will call him a big big BIFFO.!...hopefully.!

16-03-2009 03:15PM

Which room was Bill sucked off in?

Ponster · 16-03-2009 03:17PM

darkman2 wrote: »

Apparently Cowen will get more time with the President tomorrow then any other leader.

How do we know that ?

Essexboy · 16-03-2009 03:20PM

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*]An Taoiseach will enter the room.
The President will rise to meet him.
They will meet in the centre and give each other high fives.
They will then, simultaneously, shout "C'mon Offaly". :rolleyes:

token56 · 16-03-2009 03:22PM

creggy wrote: »

I can see Cowen on his knees begging for mercy money.

fixed that for you

lostexpectation · 16-03-2009 03:23PM

cowen will be saying mphf nmmphfg slurp mpghf

darkman2 · 16-03-2009 03:24PM

Ponster wrote: »

How do we know that ?

Heard it on the radio earlier. He is only the 3rd European leader to visit since Obama's election they said aswell.....I just wonder what they will discuss

Is there really that much they can discuss?

me-skywalker · 16-03-2009 03:28PM

darkman2 wrote: »

........I just wonder what they will discuss Is there really that much they can discuss?

is that joke? i really hope its a joke....
immigration/emmigration/recession/banking procedures/business models/stimulus ideas/america-irish links with newed violence in the north/beer/rap/being idiots....

open a paper for godsake

funk-you · 16-03-2009 03:30PM

"Quick, nobody is lookin'......JERK CIRCLE!"

"I'll get Hillary"

-Funk

Turd Ferguson · 16-03-2009 03:30PM

Obama: It's nice to finally meet you Mr. Cowen

Cowen: Jaysus I'm starvin. Are there any burgers about?

Sanjuro · 16-03-2009 03:31PM

To be honest, it'll be grovelling. And an enormous amount of ass-kissing.

But what saddens me is that boorish, fat, butt-ugly, putrescent mound of sweaty flesh is who represents us as a country. First thing a Taoiseach should be made do is go on a diet and start a fitness regime.

latenia · 16-03-2009 03:31PM

I read a while back that the "traditional bowl of shamrock" is dumped straight into an incinerator, like all organic gifts to the president.

Ruu_Old · 16-03-2009 03:31PM

Helping the poor oul illegal Irish in America as per most of the St.Paddy's Day visits.

tony1kenobi · 16-03-2009 03:31PM

darkman2 wrote: »

So what should they say to each other before Cowen passes over the weed?

Obama: That's some fcuking good weed baby

Cowen: True dat.

thelordofcheese · 16-03-2009 03:34PM

me-skywalker wrote: »

is that joke? i really hope its a joke....
immigration/emmigration/recession/banking procedures/business models/stimulus ideas/america-irish links with newed violence in the north/beer/rap/being idiots....

open a paper for godsake

This is AH, if you lower your expectations to practically zero it'll make reading these threads a lot easier.

16-03-2009 03:34PM

obama: ''you know i'm a third irish, my grandma's cousin knew an irish man''

cowen: ''jaysus not another one''

Zaphara · 16-03-2009 03:34PM

Cowen: I need money ....(Chomp chomp).....gimme money....(spittin on his burger while talkin).....cmon man you're a fellow BIFFO!!!

Obama: Pray tell, what does biffo mean?

Cowen.....Ehhhh.......ehhhhhhh....MORE BURGERS!!!!

Ponster · 16-03-2009 03:36PM

I guess he wants to discuss Obama's policy of encouraging US companies to move back to the States or avoid moving overseas in the first place.

me-skywalker · 16-03-2009 03:37PM

thelordofcheese wrote: »

This is AH, if you lower your expectations to practically zero it'll make reading these threads a lot easier.

i know i know but it sounded so honest... maybe i fell for their wizardy!

maybe cowen could offer obama an apostrophy for his o...

Saibh · 16-03-2009 03:46PM

Obama: And what gifts have you brought for us

Cowen: A celtic tiger - we don't have any use for him anymore

book smarts · 16-03-2009 03:48PM

It'll be like that Simpson's St Paddy's day episode where Homer has a barrel on his head and says "Hey everybody, I'm the Prime Minister of Ireland!" as he staggers around drunk and everyone laughs. Except it'll be Cowen with a barrel on his head.

They fukcin edited it out on Sky in case someone "gets offended". Kind of thing they do here.

Ostrom · 16-03-2009 03:48PM

A nice oul' war with another Marshall plan

ejmaztec · 16-03-2009 03:51PM

Obama: "I understand from Mr Paisley that you must have some African in you cause of the lips, but it was collagen gone wrong really wasn't it?"

connundrum · 16-03-2009 03:51PM

Saibh wrote: »

Obama: And what gifts have you brought for us

Cowen: A celtic tiger - we don't have any use for him anymore

Obama: Shit, we'll have the RSPCA all over us now. I dumped everything you gave me into the incinerator

Cowan: Flame grilled tiger.. mmmm

Dubh Geannain · 16-03-2009 03:53PM

They'll start like any gentlemanly introduction does by comparing the size of their ......

wage packets. Cowen wins. Yeah!! C'mon Ireland

shamblertine · 16-03-2009 03:55PM

Sanjuro wrote: »

To be honest, it'll be grovelling. And an enormous amount of ass-kissing.

But what saddens me is that boorish, fat, butt-ugly, putrescent mound of sweaty flesh is who represents us as a country. First thing a Taoiseach should be made do is go on a diet and start a fitness regime.

you'd prefer that midget kenny representing us would you?

chrism2007 · 16-03-2009 04:05PM

Obama - Cmon now mr Cowen, sort yourself out ya fat mess...

ejmaztec · 16-03-2009 04:08PM

Bend over Brian, I want to shoot some hoops!

What will Brian Cowen and Barrack Obama say to each other tomorrow?

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