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ask a texan anyhing

  • 14-03-2009 07:30PM
    #1
    crackernutz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 107 ✭✭


    go ahead ask me anything you want.:D


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  • #2
    Rowley Birkin QC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,308 ✭✭✭Rowley Birkin QC


    Are you massively obese?


  • #3
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,533 ✭✭✭SV


    Is everything really bigger?
    or is it just a complex ye have?


  • #4
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    hows george getting on these days?


  • #5
    Genghiz Cohen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    Did you steal this thread idea from another, less... work safe site?


  • #6
    PK2008
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭PK2008


    Who's faster: The Flash or Superman?


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  • #7
    Jimbo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Jimbo


    Are all Republicans inbred rednecks?


  • #8
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Have you ever climbed in the ice box and shut the door ?

    are texan milfs really that HOT?

    and above all do you have a wincheaster rifal ?


  • #9
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Do you wear a Stetson everywhere?


  • #10
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    crackernutz wrote: »
    go ahead ask me anything you want.:D

    Why are you not on an American boards?

    Coming over here, stealing our bandwidth..


  • #11
    crackernutz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 107 ✭✭crackernutz


    bigkev49 wrote: »
    Are you massively obese?


    no i'm 175 and 6 foot tall


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  • #12
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 45,738 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Have you a large extended family?


  • #13
    Ardscoil Ris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,020 ✭✭✭Ardscoil Ris


    How did you manage to spell "anything" wrong?


  • #14
    crackernutz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 107 ✭✭crackernutz


    ClioV6 wrote: »
    Is everything really bigger?
    or is it just a complex ye have?
    nope everything is really bigger


  • #15
    crackernutz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 107 ✭✭crackernutz


    jimbo78 wrote: »
    Are all Republicans inbred rednecks?


    No; i'm a republican and very conservative. I'm not an inbred redneck. ?


  • #16
    Jimbo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Jimbo


    Do you shout 'Yee Haa" and shoot your revolvers into the air when you are happy?


  • #17
    crackernutz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 107 ✭✭crackernutz


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    Have you ever climbed in the ice box and shut the door ?

    are texan milfs really that HOT?

    and above all do you have a wincheaster rifal ?

    No i cannot fit in my icebox

    some texan milfs are hot; others are fat and digusting. just like anywhere else i suppose

    I do not own a winchester rifle. I do own several guns though


  • #18
    crackernutz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 107 ✭✭crackernutz


    Ruu wrote: »
    Do you wear a Stetson everywhere?
    no that's a stereotype


  • #19
    crackernutz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 107 ✭✭crackernutz


    jimbo78 wrote: »
    Do you shout 'Yee Haa" and shoot your revolvers into the air when you are happy?

    no, sounds like another stereotype.

    When i'm happy i usually just smile


  • #20
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    crackernutz wrote: »
    No i cannot fit in my icebox

    some texan milfs are hot; others are fat and digusting. just like anywhere else i suppose

    I do not own a winchester rifle. I do own several guns though


    Have you ever tried ?

    Its it true in america black people have to sit at the very back of the buss ?

    Do you own a pick up truck ?

    and can you drive as good as the duke's of hazard ?


  • #21
    Berty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,207 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    Do you really have peas as big as our apples in Galveston Texas?


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  • #22
    crackernutz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 107 ✭✭crackernutz


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    Have you ever tried ?

    Its it true in america black people have to sit at the very back of the buss ?

    Do you own a pick up truck ?

    and can you drive as good as the duke's of hazard ?

    haha yes i have tried. i dont fit.

    yes, i drive a pickup truck

    i'd like to think i can drive as well or better than the dukes.

    Black people do not have to sit at the back of the bus. Black people can sit wherever they want


  • #23
    crackernutz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 107 ✭✭crackernutz


    Berty wrote: »
    Do you really have peas as big as our apples in Galveston Texas?

    lol no


  • #24
    PK2008
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭PK2008


    crackernutz wrote: »
    haha yes i have tried. i dont fit.

    yes, i drive a pickup truck

    i'd like to think i can drive as well or better than the dukes.

    Black people do not have to sit at the back of the bus. Black people can sit wherever they want

    Can they sit in your pick up truck?


  • #25
    Karl Hungus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    crackernutz wrote: »
    Black people can sit wherever they want

    Even on the roof?


  • #26
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 45,738 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Do you trim your nostril hair regularly?


  • #27
    crackernutz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 107 ✭✭crackernutz


    PK2008 wrote: »
    Can they sit in your pick up truck?

    i have black friends so yes.


  • #28
    TestTransmission
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,100 ✭✭✭✭TestTransmission


    Do you own a passport?

    Have you ever actually been outside of the US of A?


  • #29
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    Who really shot JFK?


  • #30
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    crackernutz wrote: »
    haha yes i have tried. i dont fit.

    yes, i drive a pickup truck

    i'd like to think i can drive as well or better than the dukes.

    Black people do not have to sit at the back of the bus. Black people can sit wherever they want

    Do you drink moon shine ?

    Are trailer trash women really that stupid ?

    Has your wife ever said giddy up boy ?

    Is area 52 real ?


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  • #31
    crackernutz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 107 ✭✭crackernutz


    Karl Hungus wrote: »
    Even on the roof?

    if they so choose; i could see an arrest happening pretty quick


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