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Feminists want their own Pub - but what would they name it?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 371 ✭✭bealbocht


    CDfm wrote: »
    This has been rumoured for a while that feminists want their own pub but what to name it.

    Now I know the misogynists on AH will come up with some awful non PC comments and you are showing yourself up. This is a serious thread.

    I know some will say that no publican would open one. Researching drink paying habits of women on the Ladies Lounge one publican is rumoured to have said how would I make money with a pub full of Women and no men to buy the drinks.I suppose that is the gender challenging.

    Pondering on truly historic inspiration on feminism such as the Suffragettes (started by a Mr Pankhurst I believe only to have the credit airbrushed out by his wife and female relations) and Countess Markevicz the first elected woman MP in the British Isles(who wimped out at the 1916 trial & escaped the death penalty thru cowardice) I turned to modern feminism for inspiration for a name to attract the feminist.


    My initial thoughts are The Squashed Testicle and The Bleeding Scrotum also has its charms.

    Are these names classy enough can anyone suggest alternatives?

    Well, AH has come up with many misogynistic answers, but I would just like to say...

    Countess Markevicz the first elected woman MP in the British Isles(who wimped out at the 1916 trial & escaped the death penalty thru cowardice)

    wimping out of death by cowardice is, fine by me.

    Pah.. they should have shot DeV, but thats not what happened...

    I'm not familiar with her case, but until you proove yourself to be better , and more Principled, ... , and willing to die for your cause.., then you may as well keep stump and drink in

    The Veil and Corset


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


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    That actually works

    I could see myself opening my play there. Its a male version of the Vagina Monologues called Talking Bollox.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    CDfm wrote: »
    ...Talking Bollox.

    You most certainly are :rolleyes:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    pub here in waterford that doesnt let women in at all. Tis funny.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 611 ✭✭✭MonicaBing


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    bealbocht wrote: »

    Countess Markevicz the first elected woman MP in the British Isles(who wimped out at the 1916 trial & escaped the death penalty thru cowardice)

    wimping out of death by cowardice is, fine by me.

    Didnt she have tea and biscuits with the Gatekeeper of Stephens Green during the rising. She was a real feminist and a Countess Markevitz could be on the menu.

    After a few sccops at Coppers the Countess was tired and emotional http://www.independent.ie/national-news/the-countess-wept-and-begged-court-for-her-life-memoirs-claim-129101.html


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    seanybiker wrote: »
    weight watchers :)

    mega:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    seanybiker wrote: »
    pub here in waterford that doesnt let women in at all. Tis funny.

    really which one


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,312 ✭✭✭rediguana


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    Of the other posts, I liked The Dog and Dike, but are people not conflating feminism and lesbianism?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    CDfm wrote: »
    really which one
    This on o connel street. Was never in it meself. Only heard stories over the years. Tom mahgers place. I think its just called tom mahgers not sure. Ya cant get any guinness products in there at all. Tom had a fight with guinness years ago and hasnt stocked anything by them since. He died a few years back


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