Feminists want their own Pub - but what would they name it?

CDfm

This has been rumoured for a while that feminists want their own pub but what to name it.

Now I know the misogynists on AH will come up with some awful non PC comments and you are showing yourself up. This is a serious thread.

I know some will say that no publican would open one. Researching drink paying habits of women on the Ladies Lounge one publican is rumoured to have said how would I make money with a pub full of Women and no men to buy the drinks.I suppose that is the gender challenging.

Pondering on truly historic inspiration on feminism such as the Suffragettes (started by a Mr Pankhurst I believe only to have the credit airbrushed out by his wife and female relations) and Countess Markevicz the first elected woman MP in the British Isles(who wimped out at the 1916 trial & escaped the death penalty thru cowardice) I turned to modern feminism for inspiration for a name to attract the feminist.


My initial thoughts are The Squashed Testicle and The Bleeding Scrotum also has its charms.

Are these names classy enough can anyone suggest alternatives?

AlmightyCushion

Lesbos.

I assume this was meant for after hours? If so let me know and I'll move it for you.

RxQueen

the hairy under arms

CDfm

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Lesbos.

I assume this was meant for after hours? If so let me know and I'll move it for you.

yes it was meant for AH- cool if you can move it..

Cool name for a njightclub -but who would pay the cover charge. Would they all want in free.

An interesting aside I few moths ago I read that he residents of Lesbos were trying to get the EU to accord them priority on the lesbian name.

rossie1977

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Lesbos.

I assume this was meant for after hours? If so let me know and I'll move it for you.

southpark ftw

SoupyNorman

The Furry Goblet

stepbar

I'd call it "Me Gees'" aka a take on Magee's.

Unpossible

"Bingo Hall"
or
"ICA HQ"


*ducks and covers*

SoupyNorman

Canesten's Inn

AlmightyCushion

rossie1977 wrote: »

southpark ftw

Yup. South park rocks.

RxQueen

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Yup. South park rocks.

does it ?? does it really ??

RonMexico

Dicks

Terry

Whoa there Nelly.
Countess Markevicz the first elected woman MP in the British Isles(who wimped out at the 1916 trial & escaped the death penalty thru cowardice)
Sorry, gents, but I don't particularly wish to be shot to death today.
Would you mind awfully if I just walked away?

Who in their right mind wants to be at the wrong end of a British soldier's gun?

Also, I second Les Bos.

hurdehur

No Sirender.

The Boob Drop Inn.

seanybiker

the stick it inn

tipptipp

free willies

mumhaabu

Jo's Cavern

The Vag Inn

tony1kenobi

Flaps.

Craft25

the ball and chain

CHD

Was it not Les Bos? Bit of taste to it!

Rowley Birkin QC

The Goat Broke Loose (from the sink).

SoupyNorman

Tramp and Co.

Saibh

Brokeback Valley

mumhaabu

The Femin Inn

mardybumbum

The four bints??

Blazer

Terry wrote: »

Whoa there Nelly.
Countess Markevicz the first elected woman MP in the British Isles(who wimped out at the 1916 trial & escaped the death penalty thru cowardice)
Sorry, gents, but I don't particularly wish to be shot to death today.
Would you mind awfully if I just walked away?

Who in their right mind wants to be at the wrong end of a British soldier's gun?

Also, I second Les Bos.

To give her her due the above is wrong

"At her court-martial she told the court, "I did what was right and I stand by it." Her conviction was assured, only her sentence was in doubt. She was sentenced to death, but General Maxwell commuted this to life in prison on; "account of the prisoner's sex." She told the court, "I do wish your lot had the decency to shoot me"."

however i reckon she was actually a transvestite..an ingenuous ploy be Dev and the boys.

ratinakeg

Beer Guts & Receding Hairlines Bar!

alexandros

I can see a prehistoric theme.. with a giant MAN-eating dinosaur as a mascot.. named LICKALOTAPUS!:D

and no I'm not 12.. but I am feeling juvenile today.

K-9

The Beavers rest.

The Muff Munchers inn.

Cunny-Funt

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Lesbos.

1st thing that came to mind when I read the title lol.

THIS


IS


LESBOS!!!!!!

ejmaztec

The Dog and Dike

DarkJager

The Crusty Clappers (for those with personal hygiene issues)

SoupyNorman

The 'Im Having a Fat Day' Tavern.

longshanks

the les b inn

the i couldn't get a man so settled on this fat bird with a flat top and dungarees inn

the strap and scissors

Karl Hungus

C*nt punt.

pipeliner

Bra burner's Bar and hairy bites restaurant

Clit Inn

Sharpshooter

Jeeze,it's already been done,right here on boards.
See sig, you don't know what you're missing.;)


/Hint) subscribe and the door will be opened.:cool:

bealbocht

CDfm wrote: »

This has been rumoured for a while that feminists want their own pub but what to name it.

Now I know the misogynists on AH will come up with some awful non PC comments and you are showing yourself up. This is a serious thread.

I know some will say that no publican would open one. Researching drink paying habits of women on the Ladies Lounge one publican is rumoured to have said how would I make money with a pub full of Women and no men to buy the drinks.I suppose that is the gender challenging.

Pondering on truly historic inspiration on feminism such as the Suffragettes (started by a Mr Pankhurst I believe only to have the credit airbrushed out by his wife and female relations) and Countess Markevicz the first elected woman MP in the British Isles(who wimped out at the 1916 trial & escaped the death penalty thru cowardice) I turned to modern feminism for inspiration for a name to attract the feminist.


My initial thoughts are The Squashed Testicle and The Bleeding Scrotum also has its charms.

Are these names classy enough can anyone suggest alternatives?

Well, AH has come up with many misogynistic answers, but I would just like to say...

Countess Markevicz the first elected woman MP in the British Isles(who wimped out at the 1916 trial & escaped the death penalty thru cowardice)

wimping out of death by cowardice is, fine by me.

Pah.. they should have shot DeV, but thats not what happened...

I'm not familiar with her case, but until you proove yourself to be better , and more Principled, ... , and willing to die for your cause.., then you may as well keep stump and drink in

The Veil and Corset

Snowie

The Somber Divide
The stench trench
The red river gorge
The flesh cavern
The furry furnace
The Ninja Boot
The Chicken's tongue

CHD

The Kitchen.

tallaght01

The truck(er) stop.

Snowie

The Bearded Clam
The Happy Flappy

CDfm

K-9 wrote: »

The Beavers rest.

That actually works

I could see myself opening my play there. Its a male version of the Vagina Monologues called Talking Bollox.

SoupyNorman

CDfm wrote: »

...Talking Bollox.

You most certainly are :rolleyes:

the squatopee.

SoupyNorman

'Brendas'

seanybiker

pub here in waterford that doesnt let women in at all. Tis funny.

MonicaBing

Germaine's gREAR (Greer)!!

seanybiker

weight watchers

CDfm

bealbocht wrote: »

Countess Markevicz the first elected woman MP in the British Isles(who wimped out at the 1916 trial & escaped the death penalty thru cowardice)

wimping out of death by cowardice is, fine by me.

Didnt she have tea and biscuits with the Gatekeeper of Stephens Green during the rising. She was a real feminist and a Countess Markevitz could be on the menu.

After a few sccops at Coppers the Countess was tired and emotional http://www.independent.ie/national-news/the-countess-wept-and-begged-court-for-her-life-memoirs-claim-129101.html