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We dont take the piss outa English as they do us!!

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    I just opened my window and told England to fúck off. They're all limey bastards.

    Happy now?
    It only counts if your window is facing East.

    starn wrote: »
    I think it might have something to do with Ireland being a horrible backward hole. Where we cant do anything right, and Englands not. Just a thought

    Ooh arr. Fine bunch of highly intelligent and sophisticated folk, them English.
    Just caught the last episode of road wars. Such a gentle people. Not a bad bone in them.
    Afghanistan says hello.
    Iraq tried, but communications have been cut.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    Terry wrote: »
    I see you're in America, so you will probably grumble about it and about how Ireland sucks compared to America and bore us all to tears about how good your life is over there.
    Now I do admire you for making a move and doing well for yourself, but we all know why we live here and none of us need reminding.

    Also, kudos on being sophisticated.

    Wow ....if that isn't one of the oddest comebacks that I have ever read.

    Seriously, it is 2009. Get on with life and move along. People need to quit playing the victims and take control of their own destinites.

    Love Ireland as I have been coming over since 1981 to see some of the extended family and friends, I have lived here with my wife and children for a few years now. I have spent more time defending the Irish more than anything else.

    I'm not sure what sort of reminding I was trying to do for you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 257 ✭✭alexandros


    According to most Americans the only good thing to ever come out of England was Monty Python.
    However I do not believe that it has anything to do with how sophisticated the British are.

    To compare now; Ireland has Guinness (and leprechauns).. It’s too easy.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 98 ✭✭tipptipp


    Originally Posted by Ardscoil Ris viewpost.gif
    I just opened my window and told England to fúck off. They're all limey bastards.

    Happy now?



    the wind caught it and i got it here in Tipp instead... its ok tho i've passed it on my tan neighbour:cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    Terry wrote: »
    It only counts if your window is facing East.

    Heres a tip:

    -when you feel like roaring some abuse at our Cromwell-esqe neighbors you can use your Sky Dish as an accurate marker for the direction.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    According to most Americans the only good thing to ever come out of England was Monty Python.
    However I do not believe that it has anything to do with how sophisticated the British are.

    I'll give them credit for recycling Chicago Blues and giving it back to white America....and the rest of the world.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Wow ....if that isn't one of the oddest comebacks that I have ever read.

    Seriously, it is 2009. Get on with life and move along. People need to quit playing the victims and take control of their own destinites.

    Love Ireland as I have been coming over since 1981 to see some of the extended family and friends, I have lived here with my wife and children for a few years now. I have spent more time defending the Irish more than anything else.

    I'm not sure what sort of reminding I was trying to do for you.
    What?
    I'm drunk and read your location as Chicago via Dublin. Woooo. Stereotype.

    My point there was that we get a lot of people leaving here and then looking down their noses at everyone still living here. They seem to think that working in a cafe in Brooklyn is a far better life than working as a solicitor in <insert town here>.
    They will then ramble on about how much life is better "over there", but when you ask them why they came back, they suddenly go silent.
    Then you tell them that this is Ireland and not America and they start going on about Disney land. ****ing idiots.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 470 ✭✭Craft25


    We all live in America now boys - the only differences are the tax breaks!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    Terry wrote: »
    What?
    I'm drunk and read your location as Chicago via Dublin. Woooo. Stereotype.

    My point there was that we get a lot of people leaving here and then looking down their noses at everyone still living here. They seem to think that working in a cafe in Brooklyn is a far better life than working as a solicitor in <insert town here>.
    They will then ramble on about how much life is better "over there", but when you ask them why they came back, they suddenly go silent.
    Then you tell them that this is Ireland and not America and they start going on about Disney land. ****ing idiots.

    Well ....my locations reads Dublin via Chicago....but it is a friday night so I'll account for alcohol induced dyslexia. lol

    Ok ...so your problem is with the Irish that left and are happier for it.

    Can't blame them. You people get quite contrary when you (drinkk and)type :p lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    Craft25 wrote: »
    We all live in America now boys - the only differences are the tax breaks!

    ...And the History, Heritage, intelligence, superior education system and..



    oh yes 5000miles of ocean.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    Craft25 wrote: »
    We all live in America now boys - the only differences are the tax breaks!

    Two BIFFOS .....less Mexicans.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    ...And the History, Heritage, intelligence, superior education system and..



    oh yes 5000miles of ocean.

    Well .....3500 miles of ocean, but who is counting ??

    You do have the history and the heritage......the rest is open to interpretation on an individiual basis.

    I do have a few issues with the supposedly 'superior' education system, but I guess you can't always make everyone happy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    Well .....3500 miles of ocean, but who is counting ??

    You do have the history and the heritage......the rest is open to interpretation on an individiual basis.

    I do have a few issues with the supposedly 'superior' education system, but I guess you can't always make everyone happy.


    I'm not saying Our education system is anything special, I'm just saying that the US one is a bad, real bad, among other things the inequalities and discrimination on the basis of wealth/Race and social and political standing that exist when you get to college level are abhorrent, some of the smartest minds in America could live in the most underprivileged areas and they wont even get a look at the inside of a college, at least here everyone has the option.

    Edit:

    When I say bad, I mean the way it is structured. i.e. The path from kindergarden to college.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,315 ✭✭✭Jazzy


    yes we do


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,142 ✭✭✭Lirange


    Dudess wrote: »
    Irish accents are generally more mockable than English accents.
    A teenager called directory inquiries to book a taxi but ended up having a cabinet delivered – because she asked for a “cab, innit”.

    link


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    I'm not saying Our education system is anything special, I'm just saying that the US one is a bad, real bad, among other things the inequalities and discrimination on the basis of wealth/Race and social and political standing that exist when you get to college level are abhorrent, some of the smartest minds in America could live in the most underprivileged areas and they wont even get a look at the inside of a college, at least here everyone has the option.

    Edit:

    When I say bad, I mean the way it is structured. i.e. The path from kindergarden to college.

    That's an easy way to look at things from the outside, but much of the problem far exceeds what happens when the children from the 'poorer' (for lack of a better word) start school.

    Schools are a reflection of the neighborhoods and what the residents put into them, as well as the parents preparing thier kids for school on a daily basis.

    You're dealing with family structures that are completely maternal dominant without any male role in the childrens lives, with four to five generations living together trying to make a living. I wouldn't have believe it until I was meeting 44 year old great-grandmothers.

    I grew up on the southside of Chicago and my parents made it a point to pay to send us to Catholic schools. As a matter of fact, I graduated (and later worked) from a Christian Brothers School. I had the same eduactation as many of you on the boards.

    You have no idea how much money and advantages that these students had over me when it came to applying to universities. I was penalised for being white in many cases in order to fulfil quotas.

    'Disadvantaged'is a very strange term touse when it comes to education when you look at the bigger picture.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,377 ✭✭✭An Fear Aniar


    Terry wrote: »
    The Romans were pussies compared to the mighty Celts.

    What? The Gauls were Celts.

    Gaul was one of the first Roman provinces.


    .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    That's an easy way to look at things from the outside, but much of the problem far exceeds what happens when the children from the 'poorer' (for lack of a better word) start school.

    Schools are a reflection of the neighborhoods and what the residents put into them, as well as the parents preparing thier kids for school on a daily basis.

    You're dealing with family structures that are completely maternal dominant without any male role in the childrens lives, with four to five generations living together trying to make a living. I wouldn't have believe it until I was meeting 44 year old great-grandmothers.

    I grew up on the southside of Chicago and my parents made it a point to pay to send us to Catholic schools. As a matter of fact, I graduated (and later worked) from a Christian Brothers School. I had the same eduactation as many of you on the boards.

    You have no idea how much money and advantages that these students had over me when it came to applying to universities. I was penalised for being white in many cases in order to fulfil quotas.

    'Disadvantaged'is a very strange term touse when it comes to education when you look at the bigger picture.
    Oh I completely agree.
    I went to a private school and we had top teachers who had gained qualifications from the most prestigious schools in the country.
    Our education was second to none.

    I do tend to feel sorry for the povs at times, because they do not have the advantages I had and are destined to a life of desparation.
    On the other hand, I know they will always be on the dole and will be spending my hard earned tax on cigarettes.

    It really is a tough call for us to make when it comes to the povs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,034 ✭✭✭deadhead13


    User Named wrote: »
    Having lived in England for the past 4 years, I was alway's prone to a paddy's joke, mocking of my voice etc. just typical steriotyping. It made me wonder why is it that the English always take the piss out of the Irish but the Irish never really take the piss out of the English. Maybe the odd scouse accent 'calm down calm' but thats it. Why is this and do you mock the English apart from the usual patriot comments like 'u'll never beat the Irish'....any thoughts?

    What part of England are you living in. I was in london for years and can't even think of one incidence where this issue came up. And if it had, it wouldn't have bothered me.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,956 ✭✭✭CHD


    Ireland>England

    They slag us because we are the win, and they aren't.

    And we take the piss outa them cause they suck.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,000 ✭✭✭spinandscribble


    in the space of one weekend in nottingham i had 3 incidents
    -one pint dumped over on my table for being "foreign"
    - told to speak "bloody english" by the bus driver
    -accused of my noted being fake because "we get alot from your sort, you know, the irish and the ira"

    now i don't dress rough at ALL, i've quite a light irish "no accent" accent (sometimes accused of sounding like a yank).

    oh and as someone who worked briefly at a call center for british nat west customers i've been called thick irish so many times i can't count.

    yeah so in my perhaps biased opinion based on frustrating circumstances i think they take the piss more then us.


  • Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    A teenager called directory inquiries to book a taxi but ended up having a cabinet delivered – because she asked for a “cab, innit”.

    well... dat's a bit' lyke errrmm ye no wot a mean ay!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    I worked in a hotel and the executive chef was in the army active, royal marine he walks over to me and say's, Friends of mine where killed bye people in your country, where do your loyaltys lie.....?

    I nearly choked over that....

    there really are some bitter people over there.. but that question made me feel so ****in small...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,034 ✭✭✭deadhead13


    They don't have a monopoly on bitter people - there is more then enough of them over here.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    deadhead13 wrote: »
    They don't have a monopoly on bitter people - there is more then enough of them over here.


    Ditto, I never said they did but it works booth way's I would of thaught...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,034 ✭✭✭deadhead13


    True.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,406 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    Haven't read the thread; just popped up on New Posts. A guy I know was working 2 days a week here, 3 in England. He was really sick of all the Paddy jokes, then he heard, as he described it, 'the best anti-Paddy joke in the world'. When he told it there, the Paddy jokes stopped dead. Here it is: How long does it take an English woman to have a sh!t? About nine months! :D

    Not your ornery onager



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,593 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    Ireland v England is yawn at this stage, I've never encountered anything other than friendly banter. The English obviously like it over here, I've noticed a huge increase in the number of English accents around in the last year or so.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 70 ✭✭BattyInNZ


    Aidric wrote: »
    Ireland v England is yawn at this stage, I've never encountered anything other than friendly banter. The English obviously like it over here, I've noticed a huge increase in the number of English accents around in the last year or so.

    I did 7 years in London and you get to know who's laughing 'with' you and who's laughing 'at' you. The only time I ever had trouble was when I worked for a Jewish company. That was weird. It was a funny sort of oneupmanship from one 'lower on the ladder' type to another - or maybe that was me just being charitable :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭getz


    latchyco wrote: »
    I remember being asked by some English people if the Irish tell jokes and take the piss out of the English ? to which I stright as a dye replied '' What ? of course they do , all the time '' which went down hillariously . Irish alternitive comedians like Dylan Moran are popular in England / UK and although not a fan of Frank Carsons style of comedy ( to out dated ) some of his Irish / English - English / irish jokes are quite funny .
    its all down to the irish comedians who make a big living in the uk by taking the piss out of themselfs by tell irish jokes [thatthey invented not the english] i am sure a english comedian could also make a living in ireland telling british jokes -there was this scotsman who married a native american they called there first son-hawk hi de new


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