Suspicious Shopping Combinations

Disease Ridden · 13-03-2009 04:44PM

Coca cola and toothpaste, Ive done this more than once!

Sam Vimes · 13-03-2009 04:49PM

Newspaper
Fertilizer
Cotton
Diesel fuel

Carpaydiem · 13-03-2009 05:12PM

Cucumber, KY, sand paper.

Turd Ferguson · 13-03-2009 05:43PM

Large white towel, fake beard, backpack, Tesco value dynamite.

Snowie · 13-03-2009 05:55PM

Broke back moutain

consultech · 13-03-2009 06:01PM

... Mountain Dew.

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 13-03-2009 07:45PM

I buy 20 Benson and Lucozade Sport together sometimes.
Not suspicious, but I like the ironic combinations.

Blush_01 · 13-03-2009 08:09PM

Orange juice and toilet roll is a bit awkward.

13-03-2009 08:17PM

DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote: »

I buy 20 Benson and Lucozade Sport together sometimes.
Not suspicious, but I like the ironic combinations.

Lucozade is water, salt and sugar. It's probably less healthy than smoking.

Milky Moo · 13-03-2009 08:19PM

A copy of Irelands own and a box of condoms..for those among us who get turned on by knitting patterns

MIN2511 · 13-03-2009 08:29PM

Lol....

KY jelly, pregnancy test and sanitary towel...

@ my local boots in Rathmines 3yrs ago... It was late night shopping, there was a queue-imagine my embarassment!

13-03-2009 08:35PM

back in the day round halloween, one of the lads bought 48 eggs and a packet of skittles.. :P

Hazys · 13-03-2009 08:37PM

Keeping with the theme...

Go to the counter ask do they sell condoms?

If they reply 'No', wander around the store a bit, come back with a packet of taytos, elastic bands and some ky jelly.

13-03-2009 08:37PM

Hazys wrote: »

Keeping with the theme...

Go to the counter ask do they sell condoms?

If they reply 'No', wander around the store a bit, come back with a packet of taytos, elastic bands and some ky jelly.

seen somethin like that on boards recently :P

Profiler · 13-03-2009 08:47PM

On a somewhat related theme Ed Byrne does a really funny bit in one of his acts.

He said that himself and the girlfriend used to do this when they were having people over at their house for a party.

They would go to a supermarket and fill their shopping trolley with nothing beer and spirits but then on the very top they would put a pack of nappies. When they got near to the till they would start a conversation.

He would say: "hey... do you have any money?"

She would say: "Amm... no, why have you not got enough?"

He would say: "No, we don't have enough...."

She says: "well then put something back"

He hands her the packet of nappies she happily takes them back to their shelf... the looks on other peoples faces is priceless...

bladebrew · 13-03-2009 08:47PM

this thread is brilliant!
a few years back planning a bonfire on the beach we bought loads of bottles of beer a firelog and a cabbage(to play soccer with, seemed hilarious at the time) the woman at the till asked us are we going to start a fire:D oh no no no

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 13-03-2009 09:20PM

994 wrote: »

Lucozade is water, salt and sugar. It's probably less healthy than smoking.

Well it's the sporting image that's associated with the product... and as a smoker I'm not going exactly going to be jogging anywhere... so it's at least ironic on a more superficial level.

Ginny · 13-03-2009 09:28PM

Did a shopping run up north for a few friends, trolley included 3 boxes of baby food, 60 nappies, pregnancy tests, tampons and about £100 worth of booze, didn't even cop it till later.

Fad · 13-03-2009 09:35PM

Ingredients for a carrot cake and a tub of Vaseline.............

sneakerfreak · 29-06-2009 07:27PM

Pampers
Duct Tape
Camcorder
Lube
Condoms

GO!

My name is URL · 29-06-2009 07:28PM

Watermelon
Watermelon
Spoon
Watermelon
Kitchen Roll (Xtra Absorbent)

TheZohanS · 29-06-2009 07:28PM

Miley Cyrus Dvd
KY jelly
Condoms
Beer
Popcorn

FearDark · 29-06-2009 07:29PM

4 X Tubs of lube.
1 X pack of Denny gold medal sausages.

carlybabe1 · 29-06-2009 07:30PM

rubber gloves
toilet brush
vaseline/ky jelly
chcolate sauce
condoms

sneakerfreak · 29-06-2009 07:32PM

tissues
miley cyrus dvd
dog food
gum shield
wet wipes

javaboy · 29-06-2009 07:32PM

White Chicks
Little Man
A Low Down Dirty Shame
Mo' Money
I'm Gonna Git You Sucka

PirateShampoo · 29-06-2009 07:33PM

Hamster
Pinapple
Lightbulb
Lube
Richard Gere dvd

jhegarty · 29-06-2009 07:33PM

Rope
Duck Tape
Big Knife
Pay as you go mobile
Dummies guide to kidnapping

rubadub · 29-06-2009 07:35PM

Trick is to count out €10 in loose change exactly. Then go in pissed up to an auld one with pampers, babyfood & 10x€1 beers. Let them check it all through then hand them all the coins, make them count it out and tell you that you don't have enough and will have to put something back, then look at the face of disgust on her as you hand back all the baby stuff while muttering "little bastard is fat enough."

Professey Chin · 29-06-2009 07:35PM

Hey. This is my thread

Suspicious Shopping Combinations

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