Suspicious Shopping Combinations

Professey Chin

Inspired by a convo in work yesterday, what items could you buy that if they were on their own no-one would bat an eyelid but if you buy them at the same time youre guaranteed a suspicious or dirty look.

Id have to go with a pregnancy test,whiskey and coat hangers

Ideas people?

Overheal

I went into the store last night to just grab some bogroll but now you've got me thinking, how weird you look at the checkout with just a pack of Charmin Ultra and Condoms?

Zadkiel

a spade some bleach and refuse sacks

Saint_Mel

24 cans of Smithwicks ... bag of ice ... Charmin Ultra

Smart Bug

Forceps, vaseline and a miners helmet.

Zadkiel

Smart Bug wrote: »

Forceps, vaseline and a miners helmet.

ROFLMAO:D

1 cucumber, vaseline, condoms, bog roll, a sliced pan

Daroxtar

box of cigarretes and a pack of king size rizlas.

2 packets of chewing gum and a can of red bull in the 24hour shop at half 3 on a saturday night.

box of shotgun cartridges and a rope

ScumLord

I usually buy out of town. When I'm using the local supermarket I only need bits and pieces. Which is usually toilet roll, beer and yop. Or toilet roll, wine and brilo pads. Or whiskey, toilet roll and and a bag of gummy bears.

There's always toilet roll involved though.

Professey Chin

Lollypops,duck tape,condoms

GLaDOS

Condoms and a Gary Glitter album

Turd Ferguson

Nappies, sleeping tablets, condoms and vasaline

Smart Bug

ScienceNerd wrote: »

Condoms and a Gary Glitter album

Ah no, marigold rubber gloves, lube an the Glitter album.

Mmmmm, feels like someone else is doing it...fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap

LouOB

Pizza, wine, ben n gerrys ice cream, condoms and chocolate
then pint of milk

I gave the girl a nod and wink

Dartz

Ratpoison + Cake Mix + Happy 70th Birthday card.

Stephen P

Tampons, baby oil, soother & condoms

OldGoat

Beef and white wine. :cool:

Turd Ferguson

Tampons and a home pregnancy test.

Homer

Bear in the Big Blue House DVD box set and some KY Jelly..


/hey it's gonna be a long weekend /

Smart Bug

OldGoat wrote: »

Beef and white wine. :cool:

You damned neanderthal. :P

TPD

Bleach, ammonia and a dust mask.

Tigger

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20 jonny blue and two packs of rizla

roll of tin foil and three gas lighters

jimmycrackcorm

Balaclava and baseball bat.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

I was working in a supermarket when I was a teenager and some girl came in and bought a load of laxatives (3 or 4 boxes) with her shopping, I had a good snigger at this.

It wasn't until I was telling my grilfriend this, she asked me:
Her: 'was the girl really skinny?'
Me: haha, yup!
Her: 'uhh.. Hail, you do know you probably just sold laxatives to an anorexic girl!!!'
Me: 'Um... What?'

CreepingDeath

A can of petrol & matches.

Drummerboy08

I remember finding a receipt in a sales car once. On it was -

A pack of 8 Durocell batteries
A tub of Vaseline
A family pack size of extra safe condoms
A pack of rubber gloves.

Needless to say, i got the valetor to clean the seats....:D

Blitzkrieger

KY jelly + anything is a no-no really.

A guy was telling me once he was buying a bunch of bananas and a pair of tights one night, when the check-out guy who knew he lived alone asked : "Big night planned?"

He swears the bananas were for eating and the tights for polishing his shoes....

SEPT 23 1989

fertilizer and copper pipe

OldGoat

BigMacWhopper and a Diet cola

beerbaron

Never Understood That

Drummerboy08 wrote: »

A family pack of extra safe condoms

li@mo

The Sunday Independent and Bog Roll........................They're both the same!!!

Disease Ridden

Coca cola and toothpaste, Ive done this more than once!

Sam Vimes

Newspaper
Fertilizer
Cotton
Diesel fuel

Carpaydiem

Cucumber, KY, sand paper.

Turd Ferguson

Large white towel, fake beard, backpack, Tesco value dynamite.

Snowie

Broke back moutain

consultech

... Mountain Dew.

DonkeyStyle \o/

I buy 20 Benson and Lucozade Sport together sometimes.
Not suspicious, but I like the ironic combinations.

Blush_01

Orange juice and toilet roll is a bit awkward.

994

DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote: »

I buy 20 Benson and Lucozade Sport together sometimes.
Not suspicious, but I like the ironic combinations.

Lucozade is water, salt and sugar. It's probably less healthy than smoking.

Milky Moo

A copy of Irelands own and a box of condoms..for those among us who get turned on by knitting patterns

MIN2511

Lol....

KY jelly, pregnancy test and sanitary towel...

@ my local boots in Rathmines 3yrs ago... It was late night shopping, there was a queue-imagine my embarassment!

back in the day round halloween, one of the lads bought 48 eggs and a packet of skittles.. :P

Hazys

Keeping with the theme...

Go to the counter ask do they sell condoms?

If they reply 'No', wander around the store a bit, come back with a packet of taytos, elastic bands and some ky jelly.

Hazys

Hazys wrote: »

Keeping with the theme...

Go to the counter ask do they sell condoms?

If they reply 'No', wander around the store a bit, come back with a packet of taytos, elastic bands and some ky jelly.

seen somethin like that on boards recently :P

Profiler

On a somewhat related theme Ed Byrne does a really funny bit in one of his acts.

He said that himself and the girlfriend used to do this when they were having people over at their house for a party.

They would go to a supermarket and fill their shopping trolley with nothing beer and spirits but then on the very top they would put a pack of nappies. When they got near to the till they would start a conversation.

He would say: "hey... do you have any money?"

She would say: "Amm... no, why have you not got enough?"

He would say: "No, we don't have enough...."

She says: "well then put something back"

He hands her the packet of nappies she happily takes them back to their shelf... the looks on other peoples faces is priceless...

bladebrew

this thread is brilliant!
a few years back planning a bonfire on the beach we bought loads of bottles of beer a firelog and a cabbage(to play soccer with, seemed hilarious at the time) the woman at the till asked us are we going to start a fire:D oh no no no

DonkeyStyle \o/

994 wrote: »

Lucozade is water, salt and sugar. It's probably less healthy than smoking.

Well it's the sporting image that's associated with the product... and as a smoker I'm not going exactly going to be jogging anywhere... so it's at least ironic on a more superficial level.

Ginny

Did a shopping run up north for a few friends, trolley included 3 boxes of baby food, 60 nappies, pregnancy tests, tampons and about £100 worth of booze, didn't even cop it till later.

Fad

Ingredients for a carrot cake and a tub of Vaseline.............

sneakerfreak

Pampers
Duct Tape
Camcorder
Lube
Condoms

GO!