Worst injury you have suffered.

Sgt Hartman · 13-03-2009 03:45PM #1

What's yer worst injury ever? My worst is a boxer's fracture on my lefthand I received punching some gurrier. Kept me out of work for 5 weeks:-(

Zadkiel · 13-03-2009 03:46PM

Dislocated my Knee cap playing football
Got stabbed my some cu*t junky when I was 20 too :mad:

sillyputty · 13-03-2009 03:49PM

Glass broke while washing it - ripped my hand to shreds - lots of blood mother passed out

Daroxtar · 13-03-2009 03:49PM

I had my funky groove torn out and smashed in bits by The Man.

The Master · 13-03-2009 03:49PM

I had my feelings hurt once

Zadkiel · 13-03-2009 03:50PM

The Master wrote: »

I had my feelings hurt once

You're ok now though right?:o

Professey Chin · 13-03-2009 03:50PM

Crashed mountain biking.Tore all the skin off my elbow & knee, severe bruising(doctors words anyway) in my lower abdomen and tore a small hole in my thigh(it actually was a hole with twisted flesh in it :eek: )

buckieburd · 13-03-2009 03:55PM

Hit by a car when i was 7 and broke my tibula and fibula, my ankle was hanging at a 45 degree angle to the rest of my leg with the bones sticking out. was worth it for the look on my da's face though!!

Turd Ferguson · 13-03-2009 03:56PM

I bent my wookie

TestTransmission · 13-03-2009 03:57PM

Nose broken in 3 places,was not pretty

Zadkiel · 13-03-2009 03:57PM

buckieburd wrote: »

Hit by a car when i was 7 and broke my tibula and fibula, my ankle was hanging at a 45 degree angle to the rest of my leg with the bones sticking out. was worth it for the look on my da's face though!!

Thats a winner! :pac:

Auvers · 13-03-2009 03:58PM

when i was about 12 my brother and I decided to pull the bars for our fuzzball table and then tie a blanket around both poles to make a jump, needless to say I didnt make the jump put my foot on the blanket and one of the poles went straight up through my thigh

Kazooie · 13-03-2009 04:07PM

Distal radius fracture.

Had to have surgery to realign the bone as it was a fair bit off. Wasn't as painful as I would have thought.

13-03-2009 04:11PM

A paper cut on my finger.

Didnt stop bleeding for about 30 seconds

Dartz · 13-03-2009 04:12PM

Death.

I found it quite a learning experience. Being a Cylon helps with that.

Zadkiel · 13-03-2009 04:13PM

Ooh i forgot, I got stung on the scrotes by a wasp when i was 15.
That hurt like fook:mad:

Cutie18Ireland · 13-03-2009 04:17PM

Slipped on some steps outside, serious bruising couldnt move for about 2 weeks.. had xrays done on spine, knee, ankle and wrist. Broke scaphoid bone in my hand thankfully that was all... Still have a lump from the fall too.... And I only slipped down 3 steps!!

Mr. Presentable · 13-03-2009 04:19PM

Broken rib, arm. Biking accident

Snowie · 13-03-2009 04:21PM

i dunnnoive had a few

I trripped over a dog and sliced my head down the side off and old wooden tv the sharp one's old people will remember them then the dog turned round anb bit me ... It got shot...

another one i fell of my moutain bike bruised the tissue and fvcked my ligament up big time...... still not right and its rumatoyed(spelling) to

jumped of a wall broke the growth bone in my ankle that really hurt

and damged my back while moving a rib one day....

13-03-2009 04:27PM

Sgt Hartman wrote: »

What's yer worst injury ever? My worst is a boxer's fracture on my lefthand(

Snap....does yours still hurt sometimes?

allabouteve · 13-03-2009 04:27PM

sugarman wrote: »

Hmm.. Nail through my foot was prob the worst but also flying over the handle bars of a 20 foot jump was as painfull..
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I slid off a low roof in the rain, and landed on my feet.

Unfortunately one of those feet was on a plank of wood with two nine-inch nails throught it. Went all the way through my foot, both of them.

mirwillbeback · 13-03-2009 04:30PM

Broken femur watching a match. True.

Busi_Girl08 · 13-03-2009 04:33PM

Broken leg as a 6 week old baby.

Still, got a nice little compensation out of it nearly 18 years later

hobochris · 13-03-2009 04:35PM

I went through a window when I was 12, sliced the muscles that control my small & ring fingers and servered an arterey, took 283 stitches and a blood tranfussion, regained control of my fingers when I was 14(with theropy) and now(9 years later) its like it never happened, except for the scar.

artnotort · 13-03-2009 04:40PM

Zadkiel wrote: »

Ooh i forgot, I got stung on the scrotes by a wasp when i was 15.
That hurt like fook:mad:

sorry but LOL

i fell over a balcony at a family members apartment when i was 5
went back a few years ago and the kids told me of the kid who fell over the balcony and haunts the place.

Mossy Monk · 13-03-2009 04:40PM

Tearing on my stomachs inside lining when I saw 9. Had me out of school for months when it happened. I still get bad stomach craps because of it.

jim o doom · 13-03-2009 04:41PM

Broken left shin; Was driving a suzuki gs500 (a motorbike in case you hadn't guessed) on the coast road in clontarf at about 10/15mph as it was a busy road..
Car comes slowly from side road - also going about 10/15mph - and drives into my left leg making a lovely sambo. CAR + shin + Bike = shin cracks.It was my tibia which broke (the big one in the front).

I had to get a tibial nail inserted - the cut yer knee open, move the kneecap and then put a piece of metal right down the centre of the bone. They also make incisions near the side of your knee and ankle so they can put screws through, to hold the tibial nail to the bone.

I couldn't walk for 7 months and the steel is still in my leg (3 and a bit years later) and always will be. Also have a weakish left knee and ankle due to it.

The plus side I did get renumeration for the horrible accident and I have recovered enough to continue martial arts training.. yayyy!

Mena · 13-03-2009 04:43PM

Worst ever was a bullet in the thigh, that hurt like hell. Missed the bone though so could have been worse I guess.

The scar is awesome though, great talking point!

*Injury sustained during military service, not robbing a bank!

Zadkiel · 13-03-2009 04:43PM

artnotort wrote: »

sorry but LOL

Oh its funny in hindsight...not at the time though!:D

O.A.P · 13-03-2009 04:48PM

nipplenuts wrote: »

Broken rib, arm. Biking accident

I punctured a lung at work a few years ago, worst pain ever invented. Id say a broken rib could be as sore though

flyton5 · 13-03-2009 04:50PM

Mena wrote: »

Worst ever was a bullet in the thigh, that hurt like hell. Missed the bone though so could have been worse I guess.

The scar is awesome though, great talking point!

*Injury sustained during military service, not robbing a bank!

Army Reserve #1: "Oops my gun went off. Wonder where the bullet went?"

Mena: "Arrrrrgh...man down. MAN DOWN!!"

Army Reserve #1: "Not again.. "

Worst injury you have suffered.

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