Worst injury you have suffered.

Sgt Hartman · 13-03-2009 2:45pm #1

What's yer worst injury ever? My worst is a boxer's fracture on my lefthand I received punching some gurrier. Kept me out of work for 5 weeks:-(

Zadkiel · 13-03-2009 2:46pm

Dislocated my Knee cap playing football
Got stabbed my some cu*t junky when I was 20 too :mad:

sillyputty · 13-03-2009 2:49pm

Glass broke while washing it - ripped my hand to shreds - lots of blood mother passed out

Daroxtar · 13-03-2009 2:49pm

I had my funky groove torn out and smashed in bits by The Man.

The Master · 13-03-2009 2:49pm

I had my feelings hurt once

Zadkiel · 13-03-2009 2:50pm

The Master wrote: »

I had my feelings hurt once

You're ok now though right?:o

Professey Chin · 13-03-2009 2:50pm

Crashed mountain biking.Tore all the skin off my elbow & knee, severe bruising(doctors words anyway) in my lower abdomen and tore a small hole in my thigh(it actually was a hole with twisted flesh in it :eek: )

buckieburd · 13-03-2009 2:55pm

Hit by a car when i was 7 and broke my tibula and fibula, my ankle was hanging at a 45 degree angle to the rest of my leg with the bones sticking out. was worth it for the look on my da's face though!!

Turd Ferguson · 13-03-2009 2:56pm

I bent my wookie

TestTransmission · 13-03-2009 2:57pm

Nose broken in 3 places,was not pretty

Zadkiel · 13-03-2009 2:57pm

buckieburd wrote: »

Hit by a car when i was 7 and broke my tibula and fibula, my ankle was hanging at a 45 degree angle to the rest of my leg with the bones sticking out. was worth it for the look on my da's face though!!

Thats a winner! :pac:

Auvers · 13-03-2009 2:58pm

when i was about 12 my brother and I decided to pull the bars for our fuzzball table and then tie a blanket around both poles to make a jump, needless to say I didnt make the jump put my foot on the blanket and one of the poles went straight up through my thigh

Kazooie · 13-03-2009 3:07pm

Distal radius fracture.

Had to have surgery to realign the bone as it was a fair bit off. Wasn't as painful as I would have thought.

13-03-2009 3:11pm

A paper cut on my finger.

Didnt stop bleeding for about 30 seconds

Dartz · 13-03-2009 3:12pm

Death.

I found it quite a learning experience. Being a Cylon helps with that.

Zadkiel · 13-03-2009 3:13pm

Ooh i forgot, I got stung on the scrotes by a wasp when i was 15.
That hurt like fook:mad:

Cutie18Ireland · 13-03-2009 3:17pm

Slipped on some steps outside, serious bruising couldnt move for about 2 weeks.. had xrays done on spine, knee, ankle and wrist. Broke scaphoid bone in my hand thankfully that was all... Still have a lump from the fall too.... And I only slipped down 3 steps!!

Mr. Presentable · 13-03-2009 3:19pm

Broken rib, arm. Biking accident

Snowie · 13-03-2009 3:21pm

i dunnnoive had a few

I trripped over a dog and sliced my head down the side off and old wooden tv the sharp one's old people will remember them then the dog turned round anb bit me ... It got shot...

another one i fell of my moutain bike bruised the tissue and fvcked my ligament up big time...... still not right and its rumatoyed(spelling) to

jumped of a wall broke the growth bone in my ankle that really hurt

and damged my back while moving a rib one day....

13-03-2009 3:27pm

Sgt Hartman wrote: »

What's yer worst injury ever? My worst is a boxer's fracture on my lefthand(

Snap....does yours still hurt sometimes?

allabouteve · 13-03-2009 3:27pm

sugarman wrote: »

Hmm.. Nail through my foot was prob the worst but also flying over the handle bars of a 20 foot jump was as painfull..
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I slid off a low roof in the rain, and landed on my feet.

Unfortunately one of those feet was on a plank of wood with two nine-inch nails throught it. Went all the way through my foot, both of them.

mirwillbeback · 13-03-2009 3:30pm

Broken femur watching a match. True.

Busi_Girl08 · 13-03-2009 3:33pm

Broken leg as a 6 week old baby.

Still, got a nice little compensation out of it nearly 18 years later

hobochris · 13-03-2009 3:35pm

I went through a window when I was 12, sliced the muscles that control my small & ring fingers and servered an arterey, took 283 stitches and a blood tranfussion, regained control of my fingers when I was 14(with theropy) and now(9 years later) its like it never happened, except for the scar.

artnotort · 13-03-2009 3:40pm

Zadkiel wrote: »

Ooh i forgot, I got stung on the scrotes by a wasp when i was 15.
That hurt like fook:mad:

sorry but LOL

i fell over a balcony at a family members apartment when i was 5
went back a few years ago and the kids told me of the kid who fell over the balcony and haunts the place.

Mossy Monk · 13-03-2009 3:40pm

Tearing on my stomachs inside lining when I saw 9. Had me out of school for months when it happened. I still get bad stomach craps because of it.

jim o doom · 13-03-2009 3:41pm

Broken left shin; Was driving a suzuki gs500 (a motorbike in case you hadn't guessed) on the coast road in clontarf at about 10/15mph as it was a busy road..
Car comes slowly from side road - also going about 10/15mph - and drives into my left leg making a lovely sambo. CAR + shin + Bike = shin cracks.It was my tibia which broke (the big one in the front).

I had to get a tibial nail inserted - the cut yer knee open, move the kneecap and then put a piece of metal right down the centre of the bone. They also make incisions near the side of your knee and ankle so they can put screws through, to hold the tibial nail to the bone.

I couldn't walk for 7 months and the steel is still in my leg (3 and a bit years later) and always will be. Also have a weakish left knee and ankle due to it.

The plus side I did get renumeration for the horrible accident and I have recovered enough to continue martial arts training.. yayyy!

Mena · 13-03-2009 3:43pm

Worst ever was a bullet in the thigh, that hurt like hell. Missed the bone though so could have been worse I guess.

The scar is awesome though, great talking point!

*Injury sustained during military service, not robbing a bank!

Zadkiel · 13-03-2009 3:43pm

artnotort wrote: »

sorry but LOL

Oh its funny in hindsight...not at the time though!:D

O.A.P · 13-03-2009 3:48pm

nipplenuts wrote: »

Broken rib, arm. Biking accident

I punctured a lung at work a few years ago, worst pain ever invented. Id say a broken rib could be as sore though

flyton5 · 13-03-2009 3:50pm

Mena wrote: »

Worst ever was a bullet in the thigh, that hurt like hell. Missed the bone though so could have been worse I guess.

The scar is awesome though, great talking point!

*Injury sustained during military service, not robbing a bank!

Army Reserve #1: "Oops my gun went off. Wonder where the bullet went?"

Mena: "Arrrrrgh...man down. MAN DOWN!!"

Army Reserve #1: "Not again.. "

javaboy · 13-03-2009 3:52pm

I broke my metatarsal when I was 3. The country came to a standstill in mourning. You might see it on Reeling in the Years.

Also broke my tibia playing football nearly a year ago.

Thomas_S_Hunterson · 13-03-2009 3:55pm

I had the nails of my middle and ring finger ripped out right from the roots and left hanging by a tiny bit of skin at the end.

More than a little bit painful tbh.

Einstein · 13-03-2009 4:02pm

Sean_K wrote: »

I had the nails of my middle and ring finger ripped out right from the roots and left hanging by a tiny bit of skin at the end.

More than a little bit painful tbh.

jebus :eek:

My left hand got stuck to the front of the gas heaters (super ser me thinks they're called?) when i was about 2 or 3...the skin melted into the front of it and my hand got stuck...left palm still scarred from it!

Carpaydiem · 13-03-2009 4:07pm

Dislocated my elbow running across the road in the rain. Taxi reversed in front of me, ttried to move out of his way and slipped on the wet tarmac.

My radius and ulna were left about halfway up my humerus. Wasn't funny. lol

Seriously thogh, that was pretty nasty. 3 weeks out of work, 5 months in a sling, 6 months physio afterwards.

Cuddlesworth · 13-03-2009 4:08pm

Nothing yet, but I've started driving a motorbike so I'll be back here in a month or two.

irishgrover · 13-03-2009 4:23pm

I broke my left collar bone one and right one twice, at different times, palying sports, messing around.
fractured my skull, falling off a bike when a kid.
broke a rib (someone punched me)
but most painful was tearing ligaments on left ankle (football)...

...however funniest was my brother...
he shared a house with two girls and was leaving for work one morning. Was closing the front door (big old door) by giving it a big pull / slamming it. He realized he forgot his keys, made a grad for the door, but too late. The door closed fully, cutting off the top of his middle finger. However it remained attached to the rest of his figure with bits of flesh, skin etc etc, but inside the closed door. So now he was stuck. He rang the bell, whilst screaming, his hose mate came down, reached to open the door and saw the blood and dangling finger and fainted. He continued to scream and the 2nd girl came down saw the blood, saw fainted girl etc and though there was a mad-man outside the front door, after attacking the first unconscious girl etc, wouldn't open the door for ages..........eventually opened the door, called 999, finger top was sown back on, but he cannot feel it, move it etc....

Fat_Fingers · 13-03-2009 4:25pm

Once i had one of them legendary turds you only hear about around the campfire..
Anyhow, it nearly split me in a half.. it took an hour for a hole to close up. Never again Dunnes sausages.

Zangetsu · 13-03-2009 4:31pm

Snapped my collar bone in half, just about stayed under the skin... Was horrible cause I didn't remember when I woke up the next morning...

Never have a fight with a mop when your drunk...

___________________________

Remember a lad I once knew playin football, he was in goal and someone took a shot, he jumped up and missed the ball, when he came back down everyone's face went pale, his finger got caught in the net and stayed there...

The moment of realization was priceless!

justcallmetex · 13-03-2009 4:57pm

Ripped my bungee cord don't hurt at the time but the ammount of blood was unreal!

Zadkiel · 13-03-2009 4:58pm

justcallmetex wrote: »

Ripped my bungee cord don't hurt at the time but the ammount of blood was unreal!

Winced when I read that:(

consultech · 13-03-2009 5:00pm

... a broken heart.

haha gay.

dade · 13-03-2009 5:02pm

missed some fecker's face with my fist and my hand went through reinforced glass (that stuff with the wire through it)

tore my had to shreds lost a bucket load of blood, ruined a stone roses Teeshirt of and severed the tendon in my "bird" finger. nice German doctors put it back together though, cos not being able to move that finger would have been too funny

Latchy · 13-03-2009 5:10pm

When I was 9, I ran out from behind some bushs in front of a car on chapolizod hill Dublin and leg went under front wheel .I had a big open gash on right instep. Just as well he wasn't going fast .Went looking for the spot a few years ago and was disapointed to find chapolizod hill no longer exists .

Quaver · 13-03-2009 5:25pm

Broke my jaws. Two months of constant aching, and only be able things through a straw that had been liquidised, and everytime i smiled or laughed it would pull at the stitches and I would start crying

I'm all better now though!

Crann na Beatha · 13-03-2009 5:35pm

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speaktofrank · 13-03-2009 5:41pm

Wow, broken both ankles too, still have the screws and plates in each ankle to prove it too, however contrary to belief they never set off any metal detectors.

gino85 · 13-03-2009 5:48pm

broke my ankle in 2 places, had to cycle about a mile home to be brought to the hospital(pre-mobile days)

got hit by a car mainly just shock from being hit by a car

parents said i accedentally pulled hot oil on myself, was too hot because i didnt scar

also caught a bit of my nutsack while zipping up my school trousers, again shock was the main injury

13-03-2009 5:54pm

Someone once jumped on my foot and broke my big toe when I was 17. I'd already broken my ankle three times at that stage (have done it again since) and was reasonably tough so, when I heard the toe go, I didn't expect the pain to be bad. God, I was wrong.

The worst thing was in the hospital. I'm about 5' 11" (fairly tall for a girl) and not especially dainty but, as I was limping into X-ray, I had to stop in the hall and hold onto the wall because I could feel myself starting to black out from the pain.

Along comes this little 4' 10" **** of a Chinese doctor, sees me towering over him, crying in pain with my broken, purple toe exposed and the little pratt bursts out laughing and starts saying "aah, big girl no likey sore little toe. Ahahahahahaha. You not tough!".

I swear, he was lucky I couldn't walk because I would have plastered his head onto the far-over wall for him.

JerryHandbag · 13-03-2009 7:03pm

I've been injury free all my life.....worst was a nail up the foot.

And I cried like a baby

marbar · 13-03-2009 7:10pm

i had my jaw broken in two places once
two lads followed me into the jax in belfast and punched me either side of my face at teh same time while i was at a urinal. brave men...obviously
didn't feel the pain until i sobered up

Worst injury you have suffered.

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