Best Prank you've ever done

da1&only · 11-03-2009 03:18PM

Me and my best friend have been at war with each other for in regards to practical jokes,one the first i remember was when we were about 14 he knocked at my door and told my brother that i said he could go up to my room and get a cd he had loaned me.So my brother let him up and my mate proceeded to steel everything in my room.My cd's my tooth brush,all my posters and anything that was lying around and able to fit into the black bag he had brought with him.I came home and nearly every movable object in my room was gone...
My retaliation was me and a group of my friends snuck into his house a couple of years later and turned everything in his room upside down,his tv couch posters and anything else we could get our hands on.
Its bein an on going feud for years.Awhile ago i got a "Coming out information pack"of Gay Ireland in the door,it was huge about the size of a school bag with loads of bucklets and information on how to explain to your family and were to go for guidance.

The latest was while he was away in thailand he got my name is a benny tattooed on his arse so my retaliation was getting his mother name tattooed in a love heart on mine,he was sick when he seen it.
So by everybody that knows us thinks im winning the war at the moment.

Not looking forward to his revenge tho......

Professey Chin · 11-03-2009 03:22PM

da1&only wrote: »

The latest was while he was away in thailand he got my name is a benny tattooed on his arse so my retaliation was getting his mother name tattooed in a love heart on mine,he was sick when he seen it.
So by everybody that knows us thinks im winning the war at the moment.

Not looking forward to his revenge tho......

I think youre both losing since you have arse tattoos of stupid things

da1&only · 11-03-2009 03:26PM

Ah yeah i know its absoulutly tick but its funny and as far as it goes i have the better one by far.

Tar.Aldarion · 11-03-2009 03:31PM

Oh my housemate put many tubs of butter in another housemates bed, spread it all over em. Of course that night the guy turned off the light and hopped in. All you could hear was the loudest shout ever, "You're DEAD".

Turd Ferguson · 11-03-2009 03:45PM

I've done quite alot of pranks I'll post more when I can remember them. But ages ago when I was in school one of the guys in my class used to cycle in to school. Now this wasnt a short cycle, it took him about half an hour. We were always teasing him about messing with his bike and he said if we ever did anything to it he would destroy us. He was quite protective of the bike. So one day a bunch of us got as many bike clamps and chains as we could and just before the last class we locked his bike to one of the railings. This thing had about 14 chains and about 8 bike locks all over it, you could barely even see the bike anymore. Needless to say he wasnt happy and since the care takers were gone he had to walk about 5 miles home.
The best thing was the next morning when we came in we say the care takers with bolt cutters trying to get the bike off and when we were leaving later that day there were still about 3 chains left on it. He never did get his revenge.

ShooterSF · 11-03-2009 04:30PM

Cling film'd a mates car and tried the old cling film over the toilet.

adzer86 · 11-03-2009 04:40PM

Anybody know of the epic prank that took place on the lslforum? I cant get onto that site in work but this prank is the best thing that I have ever been involved in. It basically involved about 20-30 people from the forum harrassing the shti out of one of the guys' that posts mates' as a get back for a previous prank. That day will go down in forum folklore!!!

dlambirl · 11-03-2009 04:41PM

Brilliant stuff keep them coming!!

seanybiker · 11-03-2009 05:02PM

putting a free ad on the buy and sell site for me mates cars/bikes etc for a really cheap price is always fun.

big b · 11-03-2009 05:08PM

Similar to Pighead's, but with a less pleasing outcome....

The rig I was working on was in drydock for repairs, so we were only "showing face" at work then retreating to our cabins to get stoned & enjoy the booze we'd smuggled aboard.
So, one night we decide to make a ouija board to freak out one of our buds who was kinda naive.
After the compulsory rounds of gibberish, the glass-pusher spells out the name of a lad who had been killed on the rig a few years earlier & says that he wants to talk to George, our naive bud. Sure enough, George calls a halt to proceedings & heads off to his own cabin to bed down.

We could soon see from the gap under his door that George was "lights out", gave him another 5 minutes, then I rushed into his room covered in a spare bedsheet moaning "George, George...."

George bolts upright in his bed, fcuks his head off the wooden rail of the top bunk & gives himself a nasty gash.
He had to wake the Medic to get his head stitched, which went down well.
George, good lad, just told the medic he must've had a nightmare, but he didn't talk to us the rest of the trip.

Communicationb · 11-03-2009 05:14PM

Another one from college...the books in the library all had security tags so if you tried to steal one it set off alarms at the exit and the security guard would get you to empty your bag to to check...

So every so often we would get books from the Gay/Lesbian section and plant them in a buddies bag and wait for him to leave...cue alarms going off and explaning himself and his gay friendly books/magazines to the security guard in front of everyone..

TBH after awhile the security guard got used to it...

we were easily amused..

Sofiztikated · 11-03-2009 05:51PM

Witnessed this more so than involved.
The lads were involved in a prank war. One of them was at the cinema with his mrs. The prank commences. Involved was 3 lads and 3 huge bags of marshmallows. They proceeded to lick one side of the marshmallows, making them nice and sticky, and fix them all over yer mans car. I mean one inch squares. It was hilarious! Yer mans face when he came out with the mrs was priceless!

Vain · 11-03-2009 06:03PM

Was a a friends flat he was drinking away and he fell asleep, so out to the car i went and got my cable ties and cable tied his hands and legs to the chair got the page 3 out of the sun squirted white body wash all over the naked ladys bits and placed the page on his lap and also squirted more body wash on his pants for good measure. Then i took a pic and went home to leave his flat mate come home to see him all wa#ked out

Armin_Tamzarian · 11-03-2009 08:07PM

A couple of years ago a few of us were on holidays in Spain.
There were some tight tossers from Blancherdstown staying in the apartment next to us.
They were constantly starting fights, up all night, wrecking the place, etc.

On our last day, when they were off out somewhere, a couple of the lads went into their apartment.
They took their toothbrushes, shoved them up their backsides and took photographs using the Blancherdstown lot's disposable cameras.

Nice little surprise for them when they got home and got their photos developed.

Armin_Tamzarian · 11-03-2009 08:12PM

da1&only wrote: »

My retaliation was me and a group of my friends snuck into his house a couple of years later and turned everything in his room upside down,his tv couch posters and anything else we could get our hands on...

Wow, that's pretty hardcore... Geez...
That's like this one time when I didn't like a kid, so I ground his parents up into chilli and fed it to him....

Mr Lahey · 11-03-2009 08:17PM

A few years ago my girlfriend worked in a bookshop. I rang one day and asked for fly fishing by J.R hartley in a posh voice. She spent about ten minutes checking the shop and the computer. god i'm hilarious.

AnonoBoy · 12-03-2009 12:20PM

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

He never did get his revenge.

Maybe he's living a good life.

The best revenge some would say.

thermo66 · 12-03-2009 09:12PM

Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »

A couple of years ago a few of us were on holidays in Spain.
There were some tight tossers from Blancherdstown staying in the apartment next to us.
They were constantly starting fights, up all night, wrecking the place, etc.

On our last day, when they were off out somewhere, a couple of the lads went into their apartment.
They took their toothbrushes, shoved them up their backsides and took photographs using the Blancherdstown lot's disposable cameras.

Nice little surprise for them when they got home and got their photos developed.

Sometimes people just go TOO far ....

Captain Darling · 12-03-2009 09:29PM

My sister rang me to get the lotto numbers for her because she wouldnt be home in time for the draw. She told me that she had left her ticket on the book case. I got her ticket and copied one line with all the numbers that were on it, onto a piece of paper. I didnt even bother me hole to get the real numbers.

When she got home she asked me if i'd taken the numbers down, i said, 'Oh sure yeah, they're on that bit of paper.' She got her ticket out and started comparing the numbers. She started fcuking jumping up and down on the spot when she was comparing the numbers and roaring her head off. I thought she was going to have a fcuking coronary.

You could see the look in her eyes, that yes finally, she could begin a new life as a millionaire and relocate to Puerto Banus. I then told her it was a total fraud. I must say, i did feel rather guilty about that.

12-03-2009 09:36PM

In work a couple of years ago and my team - all lads - used to have great craic playing pranks. One day "john" was in a meeting but left his phone on his desk - john had told us earlier that his wife was in town shopping - so while he was away "jimmy" got his phone and rearranged the numbers so now jimmy's number was in under the wife's name. When John came back to his desk jimmy sent him a text saying "hi sexy, I bought something nice in town today can't wait for you to get home to see me in, I'll be waiting in bed" - his face was priceless - he kind of looked around in shock but as he started to reply jimmy couldn't go through with it and we just all cracked up laughing - John flipped!!! Was bloody priceless!

PirateShampoo · 12-03-2009 09:54PM

We once stiched our drunk passed out friends jocks to his t-shirt the whole way around. Then sent him home to mammy who had to cut him out of his clothes with a pair of siccors

Daroxtar · 12-03-2009 10:05PM

when i was 6 i took inspiration from an rte water safety ad and threw my 4 year old brothers wellingtons into a large rusty barrel of rainwater, got him to hide in a box and then told my poor mum that he'd fallen in. cue screams and mother almost jumping straight into the barrel .i got my arse leathered for that.

Had a cnt neighbour once who was always complaining about "loud steps upstairs" and he threw our bin around the corner and rang the litter warden. i repaid the favour by pissing on the door handle of his car pretty much every night for almost a year. used to love seeing him pick his teeth and nose while driving off.

Armin_Tamzarian · 12-03-2009 10:12PM

thermo66 wrote: »

Sometimes people just go TOO far ....

You think that's bad?

Then what about the time my mate got so pissed off with his flatmate he went this far.

Went into his room when said flatmate was out.
Whipped out his tool.
Proceeded to use it to fill yer man's iron with urine.
Sat back and waited for the next time yer man used his iron.

Nothing like a crisp, urine pressed shirt....

12-03-2009 10:38PM

Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »

You think that's bad?

Then what about the time my mate got so pissed off with his flatmate he went this far.

Went into his room when said flatmate was out.
Whipped out his tool.
Proceeded to use it to fill yer man's iron with urine.
Sat back and waited for the next time yer man used his iron.

Nothing like a crisp, urined pressed shirt....

ha ha ha!! priceless!!

Armin_Tamzarian · 13-03-2009 01:03AM

Deleted User wrote: »

ha ha ha!! priceless!!

Well, the flatmate had it coming, he was always taking the piss... :pac:

13-03-2009 01:41AM

I once took my sister's birdtable from her garden, did this to it...

...and gave it to her for Christmas.

Daroxtar · 13-03-2009 01:49AM

Deleted User wrote: »

In work a couple of years ago and my team - all lads - used to have great craic playing pranks. One day "john" was in a meeting but left his phone on his desk - john had told us earlier that his wife was in town shopping - so while he was away "jimmy" got his phone and rearranged the numbers so now jimmy's number was in under the wife's name. When John came back to his desk jimmy sent him a text saying "hi sexy, I bought something nice in town today can't wait for you to get home to see me in, I'll be waiting in bed" - his face was priceless - he kind of looked around in shock but as he started to reply jimmy couldn't go through with it and we just all cracked up laughing - John flipped!!! Was bloody priceless!

did something similar to a housemate. changed my name on his phone to his recently dumped ex's and text him to say i was pregnant and on the bus on the way over to see him. he sht himself but copped it when he tried ringing her an my phone kept ringing.

MoveOn · 13-03-2009 02:12AM

Last weekend I tricked Caroline Morahan into thinking I was her boyfriend (I don't even know if she has a boyfriend but that didn't stop me). We flew to Paris and had a lovely romantic evening followed by a whole night of horizontal jogging. It was only the next day when we were getting the bus from Dublin airport back into town that I finally told her it had all been a big trick and I wasn't her boyfriend at all. Oh she was not impressed at all that I'd pulled the wool over her baby blues so well! Kudos to me, is what I say.

Feel free to use this prank on any celebrity of your choice.

Adiboo · 13-03-2009 02:59AM

CHD wrote: »

Funilly enough you don't win the 1st reply thanks whoring trophy.

Toddle on.
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You can do better.

Do you want to be a FAIL?

It's lulzy how your posts in this thread have failed. No?

CHD · 13-03-2009 03:59AM

Adiboo wrote: »

It's lulzy how your posts in this thread have failed. No?

I don't remember making them so no.

Best Prank you've ever done

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