Lad born with 2 penises

Morzadec · 11-03-2009 05:45PM #1

A BABY boy has undergone hours of complicated surgery – after being born with TWO penises.

The child, named only as Artyom G, was born two weeks ago in Russia after a normal pregnancy in which medics did not detect any problems.
“Doctors were shocked by what they saw when Artyom was born - he had two penises instead of one, and no tummy wall,” reports have since claimed.

Operation

The boy was rushed from his maternity hospital to a specialist Moscow clinic where he underwent a lenghty operation to join the two sex organs.
“The surgery was complicated. We had to form one penis out of two, make the abdominal wall and create a bladder,” said a doctor involved in the five hour operation at St Vladimir’s Children’s Clinical Hospital.
“When our colleagues asked for help we said yes immediately but we couldn’t imagine the case would be so complicated.”
The hospital said that the baby is now in good health and the surgery a complete success.
“He will grow into a normal man and be able to have kids,” the doctor added.
In June last year, we revealed how a baby was born with a second penis on his BACK.
The tot was born to farmer dad Li Jun, 30, and his unnamed wife, who live in Hejian city in central China's Henan province.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2313281.ece

I wonder willy be okay?

Ironbars · 11-03-2009 05:46PM

A lad with 2 lads. :eek:

Ziggurat · 11-03-2009 05:47PM

Was his mother or father a snake?

Turd Ferguson · 11-03-2009 05:47PM

Should it not be 2 penii?

thorbarry · 11-03-2009 05:48PM

the envy of all guys

Insect Overlord · 11-03-2009 05:50PM

Coulda been 2 different strokes for a single folk

Earthhorse · 11-03-2009 05:56PM

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Should it not be 2 penii?

Penii is the plural of penis which would make that, what, 4 penises?

That's just crazy talk.

Snowie · 11-03-2009 05:57PM

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Should it not be 2 penii?

kinda liek look at the two lexi over there

Disease Ridden · 11-03-2009 05:58PM

That story is a load of balls

Twilightning · 11-03-2009 06:01PM

Jesus Christ, the poor fella. I hope his parents didn't come down too hard on him.

mercuroman · 11-03-2009 06:03PM

He can go **** himself!

Wayheh

marcsignal · 11-03-2009 06:05PM

He'd make a good FF politician when he grows up, he could ride you and piss down your back and tell you its raining at the same time

starflake · 11-03-2009 06:05PM

Jaysus he was really stuck between a rock and a hard place

biko · 11-03-2009 06:05PM

Morzadec wrote: »

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2313281.ece

When I click link at work:

ACCESS DENIED
Internet access to the requested website has been denied based on the Internet Usage Policy.
Category: Pornography/Adult Content
Blocked URL: http://www.thesun.co.uk/

Robbo · 11-03-2009 06:06PM

In years to come when he goes to the doctor and complains that he has a blister on the left penis from whacking off too much, the doctor can tell him to pull the other one.

AH puns, so much effort for a microlulz.

OldGoat · 11-03-2009 06:06PM

If he was Spanish he could call them Jose and Hose B.

/Looking for a coat

EDIT: I can't believe I wasted my 500th post on that.

Latchy · 11-03-2009 06:07PM

Gives a whole new meaning to the term ' spare prick '

stovelid · 11-03-2009 06:08PM

Morzadec wrote: »

the boy was rushed from his maternity hospital to a specialist Moscow clinic where he underwent a lenghty operation to join the two sex organs.

Queue up, ladies.

Tar.Aldarion · 11-03-2009 06:08PM

Already saw a guy on tv with two, can piss out of both and they are supposedly tiny.

Disease Ridden · 11-03-2009 06:09PM

sickner if their next son is born with no cock lol

starflake · 11-03-2009 06:11PM

OldGoat wrote: »

If he was Spanish he could call them Jose and Hose B.

/Looking for a coat

EDIT: I can't believe I wasted my 500th post on that.

Congrats :P

Latchy · 11-03-2009 06:12PM

Luck chap. He will be able to fcuk and to enjoy oral at same time

( assuming she can get her head in between the gap)

Morzadec · 11-03-2009 06:12PM

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Already saw a guy on tv with two, can piss out of both and they are supposedly tiny.

Thats a cock and bull story I reckon

Turd Ferguson · 11-03-2009 06:14PM

Earthhorse wrote: »

Penii is the plural of penis which would make that, what, 4 penises?

That's just crazy talk.

What? Penii is a plural word like dogs. If I say 2 dogs (with dogs being the plural) that doesnt mean that I mean 4 dogs. Or does it? My head hurts...

Mr.Lizard · 11-03-2009 06:14PM

Lucky fella. He can put one in the pink and one up the stink.

0ubliette · 11-03-2009 06:15PM

Why the **** would they want to remove it?? Think of the lucrative porno career he couldve had. Or just the fact that you could have 2 ****, one straight after the other, would be awesome. Awesome to the max.

CreepingDeath · 11-03-2009 06:16PM

Those crazy radioactive Russians are going to out-evolve us all.

With those mutants, it'll be like a scene out of "Total Recall".

Zillah · 11-03-2009 06:16PM

Earthhorse wrote: »

Penii is the plural of penis which would make that, what, 4 penises?

That's just crazy talk.

If I were to say that there are two cars are the road, would you think there were four because 'cars' is the plural of 'car'?

EDIT: No, I didn't read the thread before I kneejerk responded. I'm still leaving this here.

Earthhorse · 11-03-2009 06:20PM

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

What? Penii is a plural word like dogs. If I say 2 dogs (with dogs being the plural) that doesnt mean that I mean 4 dogs. Or does it? My head hurts...

Relax. Have a glasses of water.

Zillah wrote: »

If I were to say that there are two cars are the road, would you think there were four because 'cars' is the plural of 'car'?

Yes. Yes I woulds.

niceirishfella · 11-03-2009 06:24PM

Pity he was'nt born with 1 more..............

..........then he could fcuk LEFT, RIGHT & CENTRE!

TPD · 11-03-2009 06:27PM

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Already saw a guy on tv with two, can piss out of both and they are supposedly tiny.

Saw that too. According to the wife, they use one, or the other, or both for sex.

I remember hearing he can only piss out of one at a time though.

Lad born with 2 penises

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