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Lad born with 2 penises

  • 11-03-2009 05:45PM
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,952
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    A BABY boy has undergone hours of complicated surgery – after being born with TWO penises.

    The child, named only as Artyom G, was born two weeks ago in Russia after a normal pregnancy in which medics did not detect any problems.
    “Doctors were shocked by what they saw when Artyom was born - he had two penises instead of one, and no tummy wall,” reports have since claimed.

    Operation


    The boy was rushed from his maternity hospital to a specialist Moscow clinic where he underwent a lenghty operation to join the two sex organs.
    “The surgery was complicated. We had to form one penis out of two, make the abdominal wall and create a bladder,” said a doctor involved in the five hour operation at St Vladimir’s Children’s Clinical Hospital.
    “When our colleagues asked for help we said yes immediately but we couldn’t imagine the case would be so complicated.”
    The hospital said that the baby is now in good health and the surgery a complete success.
    “He will grow into a normal man and be able to have kids,” the doctor added.
    In June last year, we revealed how a baby was born with a second penis on his BACK.
    The tot was born to farmer dad Li Jun, 30, and his unnamed wife, who live in Hejian city in central China's Henan province.


    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2313281.ece



    I wonder willy be okay?
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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 118 Ironbars
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    A lad with 2 lads. :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 280 Ziggurat
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    Was his mother or father a snake?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 Turd Ferguson
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    Should it not be 2 penii?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,128 thorbarry
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    the envy of all guys


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 31,121 Insect Overlord
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    Coulda been 2 different strokes for a single folk :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,720 Earthhorse
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    Should it not be 2 penii?

    Penii is the plural of penis which would make that, what, 4 penises?

    That's just crazy talk.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 Snowie
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    Should it not be 2 penii?


    kinda liek look at the two lexi over there :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 406 Disease Ridden
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    That story is a load of balls


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,901 Twilightning
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    Jesus Christ, the poor fella. I hope his parents didn't come down too hard on him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 177 mercuroman
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    He can go **** himself!

    Wayheh


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,072 marcsignal
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    He'd make a good FF politician when he grows up, he could ride you and piss down your back and tell you its raining at the same time :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 842 starflake
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    Jaysus he was really stuck between a rock and a hard place


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 biko
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    Morzadec wrote: »
    When I click link at work:

    ACCESS DENIED
    Internet access to the requested website has been denied based on the Internet Usage Policy.
    Category: Pornography/Adult Content
    Blocked URL: http://www.thesun.co.uk/


    :D


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 10,628 Robbo
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    In years to come when he goes to the doctor and complains that he has a blister on the left penis from whacking off too much, the doctor can tell him to pull the other one.

    AH puns, so much effort for a microlulz.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,642 OldGoat
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    If he was Spanish he could call them Jose and Hose B. :o

    /Looking for a coat


    EDIT: I can't believe I wasted my 500th post on that.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 Latchy
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    Gives a whole new meaning to the term ' spare prick '


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 stovelid
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    Morzadec wrote: »
    the boy was rushed from his maternity hospital to a specialist Moscow clinic where he underwent a lenghty operation to join the two sex organs.

    Queue up, ladies.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Tar.Aldarion
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    Already saw a guy on tv with two, can piss out of both and they are supposedly tiny.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 406 Disease Ridden
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    sickner if their next son is born with no cock lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 842 starflake
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    OldGoat wrote: »
    If he was Spanish he could call them Jose and Hose B. :o

    /Looking for a coat


    EDIT: I can't believe I wasted my 500th post on that.

    Congrats :P


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 Latchy
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    Luck chap. He will be able to fcuk and to enjoy oral at same time :)

    ( assuming she can get her head in between the gap) ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,952 Morzadec
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    Already saw a guy on tv with two, can piss out of both and they are supposedly tiny.


    Thats a cock and bull story I reckon


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 Turd Ferguson
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    Earthhorse wrote: »
    Penii is the plural of penis which would make that, what, 4 penises?

    That's just crazy talk.

    What? Penii is a plural word like dogs. If I say 2 dogs (with dogs being the plural) that doesnt mean that I mean 4 dogs. Or does it? My head hurts...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,476 Mr.Lizard
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    Lucky fella. He can put one in the pink and one up the stink.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,643 0ubliette
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    Why the **** would they want to remove it?? Think of the lucrative porno career he couldve had. Or just the fact that you could have 2 ****, one straight after the other, would be awesome. Awesome to the max.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 CreepingDeath
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    Those crazy radioactive Russians are going to out-evolve us all.

    With those mutants, it'll be like a scene out of "Total Recall".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,369 Zillah
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    Earthhorse wrote: »
    Penii is the plural of penis which would make that, what, 4 penises?

    That's just crazy talk.

    If I were to say that there are two cars are the road, would you think there were four because 'cars' is the plural of 'car'?

    EDIT: No, I didn't read the thread before I kneejerk responded. I'm still leaving this here.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,720 Earthhorse
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    What? Penii is a plural word like dogs. If I say 2 dogs (with dogs being the plural) that doesnt mean that I mean 4 dogs. Or does it? My head hurts...

    Relax. Have a glasses of water.
    Zillah wrote: »
    If I were to say that there are two cars are the road, would you think there were four because 'cars' is the plural of 'car'?

    Yes. Yes I woulds.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 niceirishfella
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    Pity he was'nt born with 1 more..............

    ..........then he could fcuk LEFT, RIGHT & CENTRE!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,813 TPD
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    Already saw a guy on tv with two, can piss out of both and they are supposedly tiny.

    Saw that too. According to the wife, they use one, or the other, or both for sex.

    I remember hearing he can only piss out of one at a time though.


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