Lad born with 2 penises

Morzadec

A BABY boy has undergone hours of complicated surgery – after being born with TWO penises.

The child, named only as Artyom G, was born two weeks ago in Russia after a normal pregnancy in which medics did not detect any problems.
“Doctors were shocked by what they saw when Artyom was born - he had two penises instead of one, and no tummy wall,” reports have since claimed.

Operation


The boy was rushed from his maternity hospital to a specialist Moscow clinic where he underwent a lenghty operation to join the two sex organs.
“The surgery was complicated. We had to form one penis out of two, make the abdominal wall and create a bladder,” said a doctor involved in the five hour operation at St Vladimir’s Children’s Clinical Hospital.
“When our colleagues asked for help we said yes immediately but we couldn’t imagine the case would be so complicated.”
The hospital said that the baby is now in good health and the surgery a complete success.
“He will grow into a normal man and be able to have kids,” the doctor added.
In June last year, we revealed how a baby was born with a second penis on his BACK.
The tot was born to farmer dad Li Jun, 30, and his unnamed wife, who live in Hejian city in central China's Henan province.


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2313281.ece



I wonder willy be okay?

Ironbars

A lad with 2 lads. :eek:

Ziggurat

Was his mother or father a snake?

Turd Ferguson

Should it not be 2 penii?

thorbarry

the envy of all guys

Insect Overlord

Coulda been 2 different strokes for a single folk

Earthhorse

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Should it not be 2 penii?

Penii is the plural of penis which would make that, what, 4 penises?

That's just crazy talk.

Snowie

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Should it not be 2 penii?

kinda liek look at the two lexi over there

Disease Ridden

That story is a load of balls

Twilightning

Jesus Christ, the poor fella. I hope his parents didn't come down too hard on him.

mercuroman

He can go **** himself!

Wayheh

marcsignal

He'd make a good FF politician when he grows up, he could ride you and piss down your back and tell you its raining at the same time

starflake

Jaysus he was really stuck between a rock and a hard place

biko

Morzadec wrote: »

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2313281.ece

When I click link at work:

ACCESS DENIED
Internet access to the requested website has been denied based on the Internet Usage Policy.
Category: Pornography/Adult Content
Blocked URL: http://www.thesun.co.uk/

Robbo

In years to come when he goes to the doctor and complains that he has a blister on the left penis from whacking off too much, the doctor can tell him to pull the other one.

AH puns, so much effort for a microlulz.

OldGoat

If he was Spanish he could call them Jose and Hose B.

/Looking for a coat


EDIT: I can't believe I wasted my 500th post on that.

Latchy

Gives a whole new meaning to the term ' spare prick '

stovelid

Morzadec wrote: »

the boy was rushed from his maternity hospital to a specialist Moscow clinic where he underwent a lenghty operation to join the two sex organs.

Queue up, ladies.

Tar.Aldarion

Already saw a guy on tv with two, can piss out of both and they are supposedly tiny.

Disease Ridden

sickner if their next son is born with no cock lol

starflake

OldGoat wrote: »

If he was Spanish he could call them Jose and Hose B.

/Looking for a coat


EDIT: I can't believe I wasted my 500th post on that.

Congrats :P

Latchy

Luck chap. He will be able to fcuk and to enjoy oral at same time

( assuming she can get her head in between the gap)

Morzadec

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Already saw a guy on tv with two, can piss out of both and they are supposedly tiny.

Thats a cock and bull story I reckon

Turd Ferguson

Earthhorse wrote: »

Penii is the plural of penis which would make that, what, 4 penises?

That's just crazy talk.

What? Penii is a plural word like dogs. If I say 2 dogs (with dogs being the plural) that doesnt mean that I mean 4 dogs. Or does it? My head hurts...

Mr.Lizard

Lucky fella. He can put one in the pink and one up the stink.

0ubliette

Why the **** would they want to remove it?? Think of the lucrative porno career he couldve had. Or just the fact that you could have 2 ****, one straight after the other, would be awesome. Awesome to the max.

CreepingDeath

Those crazy radioactive Russians are going to out-evolve us all.

With those mutants, it'll be like a scene out of "Total Recall".

Zillah

Earthhorse wrote: »

Penii is the plural of penis which would make that, what, 4 penises?

That's just crazy talk.

If I were to say that there are two cars are the road, would you think there were four because 'cars' is the plural of 'car'?

EDIT: No, I didn't read the thread before I kneejerk responded. I'm still leaving this here.

Earthhorse

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

What? Penii is a plural word like dogs. If I say 2 dogs (with dogs being the plural) that doesnt mean that I mean 4 dogs. Or does it? My head hurts...

Relax. Have a glasses of water.

Zillah wrote: »

If I were to say that there are two cars are the road, would you think there were four because 'cars' is the plural of 'car'?

Yes. Yes I woulds.

niceirishfella

Pity he was'nt born with 1 more..............

..........then he could fcuk LEFT, RIGHT & CENTRE!

TPD

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Already saw a guy on tv with two, can piss out of both and they are supposedly tiny.

Saw that too. According to the wife, they use one, or the other, or both for sex.

I remember hearing he can only piss out of one at a time though.

Mr. Frost

Two holes in one.

Fratton Fred

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Already saw a guy on tv with two, can piss out of both and they are supposedly tiny.

define "Tiny"

I bet the guy was as chuffed as a dog with two errr cocks

When they joind them, did they stik them together, or put one on the end of the other. Which would be better ladies

Turd Ferguson

niceirishfella wrote: »

Pity he was'nt born with 1 more..............

..........then he could fcuk LEFT, RIGHT & CENTRE!

ZING

Turd Ferguson

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Already saw a guy on tv with two, can piss out of both and they are supposedly tiny.

I saw that also. They looked like half a thumb

yellowcurl

It's the vodka, blame the vodka!

Quazzie

Disease Ridden wrote: »

sickner if their next son is born with no cock lol

Wouldn't that make the next child a daughter?

carlop

0ubliette wrote: »

Or just the fact that you could have 2 ****, one straight after the other, would be awesome. Awesome to the max.

You could even race them. I wonder if they'd have simultaneous erections or would one of them sometimes take the day off, say he wasn't feeling up to the job.

Sharpshooter

Poor kid,they really shafted him.

misty floyd

Robbo wrote: »

In years to come when he goes to the doctor and complains that he has a blister on the left penis from whacking off too much, the doctor can tell him to pull the other one.

AH puns, so much effort for a microlulz.

pull the 'udder' one

Turd Ferguson

This is probably the only case in which 2 penises can touch each other and its not considered gay.

Overblood

Earthhorse wrote: »

Penii is the plural of penis which would make that, what, 4 penises?

That's just crazy talk.

The radii of his penii

PK2008

Doctors report he is doing well:

"He's as happy as a dog with 2 d1cks"

Blazer

Ironbars wrote: »

A lad with 2 lads. :eek:

so they had triplets basically?

MIN2511

Am suprised no one has picked on this...
If they made two one means he's got a massive penis now -:)

badgerbadger

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Should it not be 2 penii?

penes

Mrmoe

I hope the gynecologist got the sack for not spotting this earlier. This story is making me testy. I need a stiff drink to recover.

macadam

Great to see someone born lucky, not everyday you get a double up.

As the saying goes about the opposite sex, woman a great invention only the septic tank is to close to the playground, this guy could act as caretaker for both and just receive one payment.

masonman

What a load of c*ck............x2

giggsy664

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Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Should it not be 2 penii?

Nope. That's a common phallusy though.