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  • #32
    towel401
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,911 ✭✭✭towel401


    Random wrote: »
    I'd setup a script to replace every second post with the word "meh!". Tenner says nobody in AH would notice :)

    would get rid of the thankswhoring anyway :)


  • #33
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    meh!


  • #34
    Mcfast
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88 ✭✭Mcfast


    FuzzyLogic wrote: »
    Bad idea, trust me.

    maybe screen them first?i saw some pics on the ll forum,some hotties out there!


  • #35
    Rb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    I'd stab the members I don't like.

    That's right.


  • #36
    Samurai
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,349 ✭✭✭Samurai


    I'd setup a swingers forum!


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  • #37
    Steoob
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Steoob


    Abolish the Thanks button and make a decent search function for adverts.ie, what a load of ****.


  • #38
    D.Q
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,054 ✭✭✭D.Q


    shenanigans1982 wrote: »
    Ban puns.

    THIS


    Anyone disagree? Take a look.
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055508220e


  • #39
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,433 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    I'd rename the Weather forum to Astrology.


  • #40
    Sleepy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 25,000 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Hack in a spell checker with an automatic ban for text speak function...

    Boards.ie need your help to survive, subscribe here



  • #41
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 99,589 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Look at your private mail , handy for the blackmail later. :cool:


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  • #42
    K-9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,305 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    Get rid of AH.

    YEP, That would mean 1/2 of my stupid posts. The other half are in politics.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • #43
    sdanseo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,299 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    I'd do several things.

    1. Ban anyone ho has posted "Yore Ma" in the las six months. Permanently.
    2. Force Pighead to divulge his real name and ban him for constantly referring to himself in the third person
    3. Anyone starting a recession-related thread would be hunted down and castrated, publically, with rusty shovel.
    4. Give myself more colouredy stars after my name
    5. Lastly, when I'd had my fun, I'd sell the company and emmigrate to the Cayman Islands with the $460,000 odd that the site is apparently worth :D


  • #44
    drunkmonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,506 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    I'd make every thread start with a nice pair of boobs....:pac:


  • #45
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,073 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    I'd make sure anyone with exactly 3000 posts gets head from all teh Boards.ie wimmenz

    Best of luck with that.


  • #46
    Jigsaw
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,510 ✭✭✭Jigsaw


    I would insist upon access to the address details of any poster who posted things I didn't like and would destroy them.


  • #47
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Steoob wrote: »
    Abolish the Thanks button and make a decent search function for adverts.ie, what a load of ****.
    You gonna have to go through the chin* to get that thanks button boy.It helps me show my lols

    *damn you pighead


  • #48
    Indie18
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 799 ✭✭✭Indie18


    I would want it to be on the day that the lets count to one million thread in the cuckoo's nest is on 999,999 then I would lock it at that forever.


  • #49
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    hada wrote: »
    Oh and I'd unlock the Sex & Sexuality Forum. I've always wondered what the hell goes on inside there.

    Most of the threads are boring. I do like the boardsies amateur video thread though.


  • #50
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Indie18 wrote: »
    I would want it to be on the day that the lets count to one million thread in the cuckoo's nest is on 999,999 then I would lock it at that forever.


    I shut that kip up permanently and throw a cannister of petherol on it,followed by a lighting sock full of geliganite.


  • #51
    regi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,282 ✭✭✭regi


    Um


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  • #52
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Terry wrote: »
    Best of luck with that.

    WTF?
    Damn you Terry....


  • #53
    Up da Craic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12 ✭Up da Craic


    I'd have it that you could post a question once you join!


  • #54
    Mr.Lizard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,476 ✭✭✭Mr.Lizard


    Impose a 10 cent tax on each and every post made on boards. Mike65 you can just make the check out to 'Biffo at Leinster House'. Cheers.
    grasshopa wrote: »
    Yeah cept the boards wimmenz are obese 40 year old men

    ...and the ones who aren't just look like obese 40 year old men.


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