If You Ran Boards.ie for a Day..

hada · 10-03-2009 09:02PM #1

...what would you do??..

For me I'd probably make myself supreme overlord Mod of the boards.ie.

Then I'd sell off the other mod positions, to the highest bidders (you'd be surprised what some people would pay..)

Oh and I'd unlock the Sex & Sexuality Forum. I've always wondered what the hell goes on inside there.

Turd Ferguson · 10-03-2009 09:04PM

I'd make sure anyone with exactly 3000 posts gets head from all teh Boards.ie wimmenz

Quazzie · 10-03-2009 09:04PM

I'd ban you!!

SoWatchaWant · 10-03-2009 09:05PM

I don't know about the Sex and Sexuality forum. When you think about it, there's no-one there excelt moderators and subscribers, therefore they're probably just giving out about various problems in the sack...

shenanigans1982 · 10-03-2009 09:05PM

Ban puns.

nobodythere · 10-03-2009 09:05PM

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I'd make sure anyone with exactly 3000 posts gets head from all teh Boards.ie wimmenz

Yeah cept the boards wimmenz are obese 40 year old men

Diabhal Beag · 10-03-2009 09:06PM

I'd fuse BGRH with Non-drinkers club and watch the blood flow

banshee_bones · 10-03-2009 09:07PM

Not if i ban you first!!!!!

hada · 10-03-2009 09:07PM

I'd also ban all "yore ma" jokes.

Actually you'd probably have to shut down AH completely then.

Oh well!*

*waits for yore ma joke

Gordon · 10-03-2009 09:08PM

Actually this is a good idea for a serious thread, maybe in Feedback.

Oh wait, sorry, nothing saying it can't be serious here..

phasers · 10-03-2009 09:08PM

I'd ban everyone that said the word "Rec******"

Quazzie · 10-03-2009 09:10PM

Gordon wrote: »

Actually this is a good idea for a serious thread, maybe in Feedback.

Oh wait, sorry, nothing saying it can't be serious here..

Are you lost Gordon, This is AH

Kiera · 10-03-2009 09:13PM

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I'd make sure anyone with exactly 3000 posts gets head from all teh Boards.ie wimmenz

What about the wimmins with exactly 3000 posts? Do they get head too?

/goes off to ask Smod to delete some posts...

Acacia · 10-03-2009 09:16PM

Ban all recession talk.

mukki · 10-03-2009 09:22PM

i'd carry on as normal but site ban anyone who disagrees with me

Abi · 10-03-2009 09:23PM

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

Are you lost Gordon, This is AH

Just because he doesnt post a lot here, it doesnt mean hes not watching... in that shadowy corner over there..

*Quivers*

Turd Ferguson · 10-03-2009 09:32PM

grasshopa wrote: »

Yeah cept the boards wimmenz are obese 40 year old men

I know

Kiera · 10-03-2009 09:35PM

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I'd make sure anyone with exactly 3000 posts gets head from all teh Boards.ie wimmenz

That's you out so.

Turd Ferguson · 10-03-2009 09:43PM

Kiera wrote: »

That's you out so.

Guess again

10-03-2009 09:47PM

hada wrote: »

Oh and I'd unlock the Sex & Sexuality Forum. I've always wondered what the hell goes on inside there.

All kinds of mad sh1t that u couldn't even comprehend. The S&S Forum Beers are always AMAZING.

Gone West · 10-03-2009 09:53PM

I'd make the warez & tv shows forum open to all, not just mods and members.
Also would add "fora" to the swear list.

Earthhorse · 10-03-2009 09:56PM

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I'd make sure anyone with exactly 3000 posts gets head from all teh Boards.ie wimmenz

Wait till Terry gets here...although...

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Guess again

What devilry is this?

phasers wrote: »

I'd ban everyone that said the word "Rec******"

Recognise. :cool:

I'd unfilter the swear words and filter all the others.

Lollipops23 · 10-03-2009 10:04PM

i'd automatically ban anyone who used txt spk. grr.

towel401 · 10-03-2009 10:06PM

FREE PINEAPPLES FOR ALL!!!

Saibh · 10-03-2009 10:07PM

Lollipops23 wrote: »

i'd automatically ban anyone who used txt spk. grr.

But you're using text speak, so that means you're the first to go...

Abi · 10-03-2009 10:14PM

I would wreak havoc. Every single thread that haz a serious- would be deleted.

Id re-open all of the threads that were locked the second before I hit 'submit post'.

Waffle away waaaay off topic. Then with ninja speed delete it all before Terry gets back and kills me.

Mcfast · 10-03-2009 10:16PM

id delete all the hosted forums or make them unhost them to be on boards.i got banned from one and they wouldnt even tell me why,just said there hosted and dont have to :mad:

id also insist on every female member having a bikini photo of them as there avatar aqand probably delete sex and sexuality,id say its just personal issues with whips

Gone West · 10-03-2009 10:21PM

Mcfast wrote: »

id also insist on every female member having a bikini photo of them as there avatar

Bad idea, trust me.

Snowie · 10-03-2009 10:22PM

Id ban any one who's evere subjected me to abuse because i cant spell very well then then id just let people have the most random conversations theyd want....

Oh and make a room devoted to links of porn..... ;like we used to on my old site before it was murdered bye captalist's/.....

ScumLord · 10-03-2009 10:27PM

I'd use the censor list to gradually swap every word to recession and drive everyone spare.

10-03-2009 10:29PM

I'd setup a script to replace every second post with the word "meh!". Tenner says nobody in AH would notice

If You Ran Boards.ie for a Day..

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