Christian Bale in American Psycho

grames_bond · 09-03-2009 11:27PM

Galvasean, it's Bond, grames bond. You're my mate so I think you should know: I've reported a lot of posters. Some girls in the ladies lounge uh, some trolling people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in yore ma's. I reported her on wi fi in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I reported Bethany, my old girlfriend, in after hours, and some man uh some old ****** with a dog last week in personal issues. I reported another girl for posting about an unmentionable, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's banned too. And Paul Allen. I reported Paul Allen quick as an axe in the face, his body is banned so he is in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've banned maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have records of a lot of it, uh some of the boardsies have seen the tapes. Tonight I, uh, I just had to report a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open.

sassa · 09-03-2009 11:46PM

BOARDS:

FEED ME
A STRAY
CAT!!

Robbo · 10-03-2009 10:46AM

Sorry I couldn't post in last night. I'd gone to a new musical called Oh Africa, Brave Africa! It was a laugh riot.

speedboatchase · 10-03-2009 11:41AM

Will you keep it down? I'm trying to post replies!

sassa · 10-03-2009 01:34PM

hey speedboatchase Im a child of divorce give me a break! :cool:

nicklauski · 10-03-2009 01:39PM

Speedboat, dont just look at it........... Eat it!

speedboatchase · 10-03-2009 02:15PM

This is a real beehive of activity, Nicklauski. This thread is hot

nicklauski · 10-03-2009 02:41PM

I believe your into that whole Yale thing?

Sean Quagmire · 10-03-2009 02:42PM

New York Matinee called it "a playful but mysterious little thread".

I'm being called away to London for a few days
speedboat, I'll call you when I get back. Hasta la vista, baby.

speedboatchase · 10-03-2009 03:07PM

Oh, Jesus, Sean_Quagmire, what does that have to do with anything?

nicklauski · 10-03-2009 03:18PM

You spin a dreidel, Speedboat, not a menorah. You spin a dreidel.

speedboatchase · 10-03-2009 03:55PM

Oh I forgot, nicklauski's dating someone from the ACLU

sassa · 10-03-2009 04:52PM

Yes, always tip the mods 15%. Listen, nicklauski, I've gotta go, speedboatchase just walked in.

speedboatchase · 10-03-2009 05:21PM

God, I hate this place. It's a chick's board. Why aren't we at After Hours? I could've gotten us a thread

grames_bond · 10-03-2009 05:41PM

speedboatchase wrote: »

God, I hate this place. It's a chick's board. Why aren't we at After Hours? I could've gotten us a thread

pfff after hours, no body goes there anymore!!

zuroph · 10-03-2009 05:49PM

Sabrina, dont just stare at it, thank it!

Sean Quagmire · 10-03-2009 06:01PM

Well, let's just say hypotetically ok? What if they have a great personality at after hours?

speedboatchase · 10-03-2009 06:21PM

A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body, who will correct all her spelling mistakes without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will not try to bump her own threads

sassa · 10-03-2009 08:14PM

speedboatchase wrote: »

God, I hate this place. It's a chick's board. Why aren't we at After Hours? I could've gotten us a thread

Because Nicklauski won't give the maitre d' head

grames_bond · 10-03-2009 08:15PM

Sean Quagmire wrote: »

Well, let's just say hypotetically ok? What if they have a great personality at after hours?

There are no after hours posters with good personalities. *high 5*

fated2pretend · 10-03-2009 11:36PM

Jesus grames_bond, what does that have to do with anything?

I just want to FIT IN!

grames_bond · 11-03-2009 12:26AM

Hi, this is grames Bond. I'm being called away to bed for a few hours. Meredith, I'll call you when I get back. Hasta la vista, baby.

Valmont · 11-03-2009 01:21AM

This thread has inspired me to crack open the book again. Good job.

Galvasean · 11-03-2009 01:23AM

Grames, what do you want me to do with that, floss?

Deleted scenes FTW!

speedboatchase · 11-03-2009 10:11AM

Not if you want to keep your spleen Galvasean

sassa · 11-03-2009 02:24PM

There is an idea of a sassa some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our threads are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

Pigman II · 11-03-2009 02:34PM

There are no more puns to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the terrible wordplays I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed.

My boredom is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better post from anyone, in fact I want my boredom to be inflicted on others.

I want no one to post, but even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself; no new knowledge can be extracted from my posting. This thread has meant nothing.

speedboatchase · 11-03-2009 02:53PM

New post, what do you think?

sassa · 11-03-2009 08:07PM

Yeah i think we've dragged this out as far as we can....sadly:( great thread though!!

speedboatchase · 11-03-2009 09:28PM

Not necessarily sassa, we just have to end pointless quoting for one. And slow down the need to bring up the Christian Bale incident, stop obscenity and the need to point what is too "black sounding". We have to provide intelligent insight and thought for the casual board browsers, and oppose trolling and promote a caring and intelligent boards.ie community, while also promoting equal rights for after hours posters. We have to encourage a return to traditional message board values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialistic qualities in our topics.

Christian Bale in American Psycho

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