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Euromillions lotto 100,000,000

  • 06-03-2009 5:07am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,751 ✭✭✭


    100 million guaranteed today fri 6th march.................. anyone wanna share if they win??
    2 lines will do me and pray to god,jesus,allah etc etc i dont care just let me win.
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    Your name is just.......perfect.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,751 ✭✭✭newballsplease


    eh? ok


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    100 million guaranteed today fri 6th march.................. anyone wanna share if they win??
    2 lines will do me and pray to god,jesus,allah etc etc i dont care just let me win.

    Pfffftt..

    100,000,000 could buy alot more than two lines..
    I'd hate to have you buying my drugs...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,669 ✭✭✭mukki


    if your not in...... you can't lose


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    Ah sure ya wouldnt be happy with all that money.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,043 ✭✭✭Leprachaun


    100 million guaranteed today fri 6th march.................. anyone wanna share if they win??
    2 lines will do me and pray to god,jesus,allah etc etc i dont care just let me win.

    If I win will I'll give you a million euro.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭andy1249


    Please tell ? Which Irish Financial institution would you be asking your 100 million euro to be wired too ? And how safe do you think it will be ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    You could live off the interest no problem with that amount of money


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,043 ✭✭✭Leprachaun


    andy1249 wrote: »
    Please tell ? Which Irish Financial institution would you be asking your 100 million euro to be wired too ? And how safe do you think it will be ?

    Pleh,I'd keep it in cash and diamonds and put the rest in a caman islands account since it's tax free anyway. :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 373 ✭✭fatherbuzcagney


    Dougal ''well Ted what would you do with the money?''
    Father Ted '' there are always plenty of charities that could do with some help, Goal,Concern,,Food for Africa and of course Help the Aging.....''



    Thats my reply when anyone ask me what id do with the lotto money if i won it.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 313 ✭✭auditek923


    id go pure mad


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,929 ✭✭✭Raiser


    Leprachaun wrote: »
    Pleh,I'd keep it in cash and diamonds and put the rest in a caman islands account since it's tax free anyway. :D

    The Hurley Islands?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,300 ✭✭✭CiaranC


    Id build a castle out of cocaine bricks


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,241 ✭✭✭Sanjuro


    I'd bail out a bank.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,110 ✭✭✭Aodan83


    Invest in property. Can't go wrong with property!!!
    Or gold.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    Aodan83 wrote: »
    Invest in property. Can't go wrong with property!!!
    Or gold.

    Property MADE of gold maybe?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Puddleduck


    I buy Ireland, I wait until the price dropped a little, I think its going for far too much these days, then Ill make the people my b!tches..they shall do my bidding.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    I would invest in a black butler called Maurice.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    I'd buy Iceland and have change left for Ireland (could start a franchise of "I" countries - Iran, Iraq, Indonesia, a bit of leverging and I could have a small empire).


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    I'd buy all those gossip mags and tabloids and close them all down. Then I'd make my own daily paper which will only consist of articles about and pictures of my bottom.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Puddleduck


    I'd buy all those gossip mags and tabloids and close them all down. Then I'd make my own daily paper which will only consist of articles about and pictures of my bottom.

    No nekkid wimminz? Youll never sell papers that way!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    I'd buy all those gossip mags and tabloids and close them all down. Then I'd make my own daily paper which will only consist of articles about and pictures of my bottom.

    The Daily Bottom...what would be on page 3? Perhaps a....'spread' *shudder*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Steoob


    mike65 wrote: »
    I'd buy Iceland and have change left for Ireland (could start a franchise of "I" countries - Iran, Iraq, Indonesia, a bit of leverging and I could have a small empire).
    Its crazy though when you think how little €100 million is in terms of country buying. I mean €100 million wouldn't even enable you to buy half of Tralee's new €250 million planned shopping centre, not to mind the whole country. I wonder how much the country would cost? In the Trillions and Trillions anyway.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,476 ✭✭✭Mr.Lizard


    I'd give it all away to the poor people in the 3rd world :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    I'd buy Charlie Haughey's island and declare independence.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,252 ✭✭✭norwegianwood


    Aodan83 wrote: »
    Invest in property. Can't go wrong with property!!!


    Extended warranty? How could I lose?!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭dlambirl


    Thanks for reminding me that the euromillions is that much tonight!!

    I'm gonna spend the whole day daydreaming of what i'd buy and how life would change so much for the better


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,837 ✭✭✭S.I.R


    IvySlayer wrote: »
    Your name is just.......perfect.

    he can buy mine if he wins :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,811 ✭✭✭Gone Drinking


    I'd go skiing everyday, for the rest of my life


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    i would rent every billboard and every advertising space in the country
    and in bold black letters print anti Fianna fail/green party slogans


  • Registered Users Posts: 112 ✭✭User Named


    Id build a house and have a room with the four walls like a trampoline...oh the fun..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    I'd go skiing everyday, for the rest of my life

    Even God took a day off ;)

    I'd buy 100,000,000 things for 99c each, and then sell them all for €1 each.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,321 ✭✭✭prendy


    i would rent every billboard and every advertising space in the country
    and in bold black letters print anti Fianna fail/green party slogans

    thats how you'd spend your money?:rolleyes:

    man get out more.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,650 ✭✭✭cooperguy


    How much are Bank of Ireland shares now, 10c? Id buy €1m worth and if they rise back up to €10 a share (just over half what they were 18 months ago) iv just made another €100,000,000. After that id buy an Island and employ people to call me Sir.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 23,223 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kiith


    I'd probably get **** faced drunk, then lose my ticket :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    dlambirl wrote: »
    Thanks for reminding me that the euromillions is that much tonight!!

    I'm gonna spend the whole day daydreaming of what i'd buy and how life would change so much for the better
    I've been daydreaming about winning all week, I've put in much more daydreaming than you. I think that means something. SLFTW.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    connundrum wrote: »
    Even God took a day off ;)

    I'd buy 100,000,000 things for 99c each, and then sell them all for €1 each.

    Put you would need to pay storage and transport costs and tax and a licence to sell things and you'd need to pay people to help you sell the stuff. You'd just lose money in the end.
    Spend it on coke and hookers like the rest of us!!


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    i would rent every billboard and every advertising space in the country
    and in bold black letters print anti Fianna fail/green party slogans

    I'd do the same, but in bold black letters print the word "Fúck"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,522 ✭✭✭✭dsmythy


    cooperguy wrote: »
    How much are Bank of Ireland shares now, 10c? Id buy €1m worth and if they rise back up to €10 a share (just over half what they were 18 months ago) iv just made another €100,000,000. After that id buy an Island and employ people to call me Sir.

    Not a ridiculously bad idea. Just hope they don't implode! Even then it's 1 mill out of 100 so you're not exactly taking the biggest risk in the world.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,065 ✭✭✭Fighting Irish


    Leprachaun wrote: »
    Pleh,I'd keep it in cash and diamonds and put the rest in a caman islands account since it's tax free anyway. :D

    lol good luck with that


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  • Subscribers Posts: 32,856 ✭✭✭✭5starpool


    The only thing to do would be to resign in the most joyful way possible, then spend forever and 3 days travelling anywhere you wanted doing anything you wanted (within reason). I wouldn't waste any of it on yachts/mansions and so on.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    cooperguy wrote: »
    How much are Bank of Ireland shares now, 10c? Id buy €1m worth and if they rise back up to €10 a share (just over half what they were 18 months ago) iv just made another €100,000,000.

    Its people like you who are destroying the world! /shakes fist! :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,536 ✭✭✭Mark200


    I've never bought the euromillions before, but I might now.

    Is there a minimum of how many lines you have to do??

    I don't even know how many numbers you have to pick...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,321 ✭✭✭prendy


    Mark200 wrote: »
    I've never bought the euromillions before, but I might now.

    Is there a minimum of how many lines you have to do??

    I don't even know how many numbers you have to pick...

    its €2 a line so thats the minimum play.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,443 ✭✭✭Red Sleeping Beauty


    Cowen should take a punt and by a few thousand tickets.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,117 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    I'd buy a new pair of runners because the pair I have now the sole is ripping of on them. After that I'd buy the moon and blow it up. That's guaranteed to get you in the history books.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 143 ✭✭and2


    how much do you reckon it would take for angelina to sleep with me? bet 100,000,000 wouldnt even come close


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,274 ✭✭✭Munster_Gal


    andy1249 wrote: »
    Please tell ? Which Irish Financial institution would you be asking your 100 million euro to be wired too ? And how safe do you think it will be ?

    Now that's a good question... is there any bank that's not hiding money from us at this stage... maybe i could just buy some mattresses and stuff the money in them


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 641 ✭✭✭ham_n_mustard


    and2 wrote: »
    how much do you reckon it would take for angelina to sleep with me? bet 100,000,000 wouldnt even come close

    if this angelina young one is from limerick, just promise her some magic beans. that'll do the trick.

    if its jolie you mean, then its not going to be enough.


  • Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    fuk it, i've never done euro millions but i'll throw 20euro at it..


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