How often do you use Fr.Ted quotes?

Melted M&M wrote: »

BB: Oh and Ted

TED:Yes

BB: If You ever bullsh1t me like that hang up on again ill rip of yer arms

I couldn't not fix it.

Ted: "July the 19th. There is something very important about that date"

Dougal: "Was it the day the ice-age ended"

Ted: "No, you can't be that specific about when the ice-age ended."

"The 19th of July...'On this day'...'Galway liberated from Indians'...'Church condemns cars for first time' 'Marathon becomes Snickers'...Aha! Ted. 'Ice Age ends'"


So funny.

I am going to be using this on July 19th every year.

Well this is a piece of advice my father gave to me. This refers not only to lagging, but all forms of insulation: he said 'dont ever'...no, wait, it was 'always'...no, 'never' - oh, I forgot. Never mind. Whats your favourite humming noise? Would it be mmm-mmmmm or would it be mmmm-mm? The first one there, now thats the sound of a fridge; and the second one, thats the sound of a man humming. You never hear a woman humming. I knew a woman once, but she died soon afterwards. Now if you push me to it, I'd have to say my favourite colour is grey. No, blue. A soft blue with a hint of grey. No, orange. Yes, orange. I remember now. Now, I had an extension put on the house, and I put it on the extension, so the house is in a circle now, you see... We run the electricity off the gas and the gas off the electricity and save £10 a week.

I find myself constantly using father ted quotes, my favourite being 'Feck Arse Industries....' when something goes wrong. I had to stop saying them totally a few weeks ago since I started working with Pauline McLynn....Funny as she is i doubt she's appreciate it....

WanderlustQueen wrote: »

Well this is a piece of advice my father gave to me. This refers not only to lagging, but all forms of insulation: he said 'dont ever'...no, wait, it was 'always'...no, 'never' - oh, I forgot. Never mind. Whats your favourite humming noise? Would it be mmm-mmmmm or would it be mmmm-mm? The first one there, now thats the sound of a fridge; and the second one, thats the sound of a man humming. You never hear a woman humming. I knew a woman once, but she died soon afterwards. Now if you push me to it, I'd have to say my favourite colour is grey. No, blue. A soft blue with a hint of grey. No, orange. Yes, orange. I remember now. Now, I had an extension put on the house, and I put it on the extension, so the house is in a circle now, you see... We run the electricity off the gas and the gas off the electricity and save £10 a week.

I find myself constantly using father ted quotes, my favourite being 'Feck Arse Industries....' when something goes wrong. I had to stop saying them totally a few weeks ago since I started working with Pauline McLynn....Funny as she is i doubt she's appreciate it....

I could put in a "Wanderlustqueen fail", but you work with Pauline McLynn.


Get a sex change and ask her can you put you massive tool in her box

:eek: Nuns Nuns, Reverse Reverse!!!!

You will address me by my proper title, you little bollocks!

More Water!

You leave me alone. I could have you killed.

The Chinese. A great bunch of lads!

JUST PLAY THE F***ING NOTE!!!

How did that gob****e get on the television?

These are very small..but these are..farrrrr awayyy.

You know the phrase 'to take care of something'? Well, I realise now that you meant that in a sort of Al Pacino way.

I love that show. Father Ted, I've seen every episode like a million times but it's still so funny.

right ted

monday night, prime, 7.30pm, watna. followed by black books

Of course, they all have lovely bottoms!