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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    SmokinChimp.gif


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 469 ✭✭Melted M&M


    staring_monkey-kidding.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 891 ✭✭✭Mmmm_Lemony


    I used to play tetris on my older brothers gameboy... So much so, that when I would go asleep, I dreamed about the shapes falling into place...

    I would wake up in the middle of the night sweating, and it would take me ages to get back asleep. It was like f***ing heroin!!! I've never told anyone that before...

    DO doodi do, doodi do, DOODI DO, DOOdi do, doodi do di do! do! do!... and so on...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    you came come and play tetris on my leaniing tower of pisa anytimjer you like...in my pants


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 891 ✭✭✭Mmmm_Lemony


    I check the list. Rubber tubing, gas, saw, gloves, cuffs, razor wire, hatchet, Gladys, and my mitts.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Let's rape!:rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 469 ✭✭Melted M&M


    :eek::eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    My medz make water taste a bit metal-y.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,461 ✭✭✭Queen-Mise


    I made muffins this morning


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    mmmm I'd like to taste qeenies muffin


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    I went for a shave n massage today, cute girl did it, and cut me in 4 places (on my face)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    colrow wrote: »
    I went for a shave n massage today, cute girl did it, and cut me in 4 places (on my face)
    How many times she cut you below the waist?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    I'm going busking tonite, going to sing Fiddlers Green and the wild rover and that other one, cant remeber wot its called oh yeah greeen fields of france


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    colrow wrote: »
    I'm going busking tonite, going to sing Fiddlers Green and the wild rover and that other one, cant remeber wot its called oh yeah greeen fields of france
    Sounds cool, have fun.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,461 ✭✭✭Queen-Mise


    Today I have been eating mostly prozac


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    queen-mise wrote: »
    Today I have been eating mostly prozac
    Eat more, you still loony.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    queen-mise wrote: »
    Today I have been eating mostly prozac

    Does it make your water taste funny too?

    I cant figure out whether its the prozac, the xanax or the liberium.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 869 ✭✭✭flying _squirl


    [...]
    DO doodi do, doodi do, DOODI DO, DOOdi do, doodi do di do! do! do!... and so on...


    goramit, now i have that stuck in my head


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I have squirrels running around my.............
















































































    backyard. Bet you thought I was gonna say pants, didn't you?:D


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    squirrels%20playing%20poker.jpg


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    squirrels%20playing%20poker.jpg
    How cute. I think the one on the left is bluffing though.


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    funny-pictures-poker-cat-thinks-you-are-bluffing.jpg


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    funny-pictures-poker-cat-thinks-you-are-bluffing.jpg
    Now, that looks tasty. Pass the catsup.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 891 ✭✭✭Mmmm_Lemony


    goramit, now i have that stuck in my head

    What ever you do...DONT!!! I repet DONT!!!! play it backwards...


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    dog-eating.png


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 891 ✭✭✭Mmmm_Lemony


    Is that a plate of maltesers?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    I like licking traffic cones.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 869 ✭✭✭flying _squirl


    parrotsketch_450x300.jpg

    "ide like to register a complaint!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    I read your username as 'Flying squirt'.


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Flying yellow monkeys


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