The Random Thread.

Queen-Mise

i'm watching skins

p1akuw47h5r3it

I'm watching YOU

Rozabeez

Nothing is truly random.

Micky Dolenz

you are not alone, everybody else is too.

Queen-Mise

Is no-one working today :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

colrow

yes no-one is thank you very much your regalness

Queen-Mise

i forgot yesterday was paddy's day, everyone is hung over and skivving

colrow

I'm never hungover, unless of course you mean in my pants

cherryghost

onion duckman

Queen-Mise

jaspar carrot

cherryghost

is actually a parrot

Black NG-60-90

I'm wearing a hat

Queen-Mise

today im scaring a cat

colrow

Yeah get all them cats out of there, I'm waiting at glasgow the noo and will be back at 12 to hand over scootland to yourself.

cherryghost

gerry ryan likes milfs.

colrow

so do I, what ever flavour they are

Queen-Mise

milfs are cock flavour :-) :-)

cherryghost

i like vanilla ice cream

colrow

i thort milfs were mothers i'd like to fondle

the fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine!

Green Giant

Are you paying too much for your car insurance?

colrow

wots insurance ?

Queen-Mise

Coverage by a contract binding a party to indemnify another against specified loss in return for premiums paid.

colrow

I aint lost my car so wots the point of insuring it

This thread isn't random anymore.

Queen-Mise

descartes was in a bar drinking and the barman asked did he want another. I think not, descartes replied. And he disappeared in a puff of logic.

Boom boom

colrow

Not (Not A + Not B + Not C)= A.B.C

James T Kirk

A big arse! Hic...

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James T Kirk

God is dead.

- Nietzsche

Nietzsche is dead.

- God