How often do you use Fr.Ted quotes?

Siobhers · 25-02-2009 08:53PM

You will address me by my proper title you little b0llocks

even when it has nothing to do with the convo im having!

and "i could have you killed" in response to anything

HiTecRedneck · 25-02-2009 08:57PM

'Ted, I'm goin mad!'

'Hairy Japanese bastards!'

Elonex · 25-02-2009 09:07PM

I do use the 'Ahhh Gwan' one a lot.

mental07 · 25-02-2009 09:11PM

Captain Darling wrote: »

I find that i use them without even realising it anymore.

Same here! Thinking about it, I'd say hardly a day goes past when I don't use a Fr. Ted quote. They have so many uses! Examples:

If you happen to be in the "frilly section", say quietly: "Oh great. We're in bras".

If someone asks do you want tea: "feck off cup!".

If someone is swearing incessantly: "Dougal! Have you been reading those Roddy Doyle books again?"

If someone mentions Mass: "Oh great!!! Mass! Fr. Alton Crosby is doing it, I'm a huge fan of his...." etc etc

If you need to tell someone where the bathroom is "The old heh-heh is...."

If you're going a bit mad: "Ted? I'm going mad."

If someone doesn't remember something: "You were wearing your blue jumper!"

If you are a girl watching football :P: "Go. On. My. Son."

If you need to apologise: "I'm SO, SO sorry!"

If there's a lull in conversation: "What's your favourite humming noise?"

If you lose your job: "Sack me? I made the BBC! I'm Henry Sellars!!!!" < jumping out the window is optional >

When you find a solution to a problem: "Yes. We put the brick on the accelerator."

If you're losing an argument, fight back with: "Just feck off!!!!!"

banshee_bones · 25-02-2009 09:24PM

all the time. even as recently as last night!

Used to work at a nightclub and we were cleaning up and someone came up looking for drink and i simply went

"I'm sorry the bar is closed."

(then died laughing at how funny i was, nobody else got it)

So i guess its really only funny when someone quotes you back! :pac:

mental07 · 25-02-2009 09:26PM

banshee_bones wrote: »

So i guess its really only funny when someone quotes you back! :pac:

Haha, yeah I get great personal satisfaction when someone answers my "down with this sort of thing" with a "careful now"

Captain-America · 25-02-2009 09:34PM

I have turned into a walking Father Ted quote machine these days. Constantly quoting it, consciously or subconsciously.

Completely satisfying when someone returns the compliment too.

Jesus Wept · 25-02-2009 09:51PM

The Chinese, a great bunch of lads.

mental07 · 25-02-2009 10:12PM

The-Rigger wrote: »

The Chinese, a great bunch of lads.

You're right there, Ted.

giggsy664 · 25-02-2009 10:38PM

Vain wrote: »

That would be an ecumenical matter.

YES!!!

giggsy664 · 25-02-2009 10:46PM

Are you sure you won't have one father? There's cocaine in them!!

What??? Mrs. Doyle-

Ah, no. Not cocaine. What are those little things called. Ah yes...

Raisins.

Oi. Captain Darling!! Fupp off you... you... you grasshole

120_Minutes · 25-02-2009 10:51PM

"well i'm very cynical as you know, ted"

Mmcd · 25-02-2009 10:55PM

This thread is so boring Im gonna fall asleep
Its like I drank some Dreamy-Sleepy-Nightie-Snoozy-Snooze

Armin_Tamzarian · 25-02-2009 10:59PM

Sometime when someone tries to wake me up when I'm only half asleep I pretend to be talking in my sleep.

Can I've a vowel please Carol....
Put your clothes back on Carol, I can't concentrate...

Abi · 25-02-2009 11:03PM

giggsy664 wrote: »

Are you sure you won't have one father? There's cocaine in them!!

What??? Mrs. Doyle-

Ah, no. Not cocaine. What are those little things called. Ah yes...

Raisins

+1

's thread.

Captain-America · 25-02-2009 11:16PM

Ride me sideways was another one.

banshee_bones · 25-02-2009 11:19PM

Switch on More 4 riiite now......

"OH GOD I FORGOT THE RECORDS TED!"

JerryHandbag · 25-02-2009 11:22PM

Ha! Fr. Purcell "I knew a woman once, but she died.....!":D

i57dwun4yb1pt8 · 25-02-2009 11:22PM

that would be an ecumenical matter >

used in meetings to pass the buck to someone not present / or to managers

i can do you up a salad

> when someone wants something quick , and i can only give them a quick half assed but workable solution .

the boss of me · 25-02-2009 11:25PM

JerryHandbag wrote: »

Ha! Fr. Purcell "I knew a woman once, but she died.....!":D

"That's mad Ted"

mental07 · 25-02-2009 11:27PM

But there's no toilet in here.

Captain Darling · 25-02-2009 11:31PM

'And now please stand for our national anthem.......'

*this place ahhhhhhhh..... is coming like a ghost town....*

RonMexico · 25-02-2009 11:33PM

"I tell you what, you take off your Bra, while I go make the tea"

giggsy664 · 25-02-2009 11:40PM

Whats your favourite humming noise? Mine is *Hums*. Now that's the sound of a Hoover. But then there's *Hums*. Now that's the sound of a man humming.

Car. Truck. *Smash*

Huh? A dent? Ah well. I'll just hammer it out. Oh wait. I'll just hammer that one out aswell.

Ted. Ya nearly had it back there.

Clit Power? What's that mean? I knew a Father Clint Power once.

*Interlude*

Sure didn't the Greeks invent homosexuality?

Fair play father. Standing up to them. Them foreigners. Coming over here. Stealing our jobs and our women. (and so a Meme was born)
How's Mary?
Oh she's fine yeah.

I hear you're a racist now father.
What's the church's official stance on this.
Should we all be racist now.
Because you know, the farm takes up most of the day, and in the evenings I just like a nice cup of tea, so I couldn't devote myself to the aul racism full-time.

Riddle101 · 25-02-2009 11:45PM

I smell wee it must be you- If i've met someone for the first time

Ya Big Hairy Arse- To someone who annoys me

Drink- When someone asks what I want

Down with that sort of thing- When someone dose something I don't like

Careful Now- When someone says down with that sort of thing

Ah it's yourself- When I meet a friend

Ya big feckin ejit- To someone who dose something stupid or someone that annoys me