How often do you use Fr.Ted quotes?

midlandsmissus · 25-02-2009 08:02PM #1

I finished a glass of wine yesterday and said 'MORE DRINK' to my flatmate in a Fr. Jack voice, and em went to get more drink.

Only then I realised, (It was a drunken epiphany!) how often I use quotes from Fr. Ted, i.e. all the time.

It's a testiment to the show that you still hear things form it so often, seeing as it was on over TEN years ago now. Do you say Fr.Ted quotes alot?

Here's a good ould one ....
Ted: What was it Jack used to say about the needy? He had a term for them.
Dougal: A shower of bastards.

phasers · 25-02-2009 08:04PM

I think up my own things to say

Vain · 25-02-2009 08:07PM

midlandsmissus wrote: »

Do you say Fr.Ted quotes alot?

That would be an ecumenical matter.

chin_grin · 25-02-2009 08:07PM

Not very. Use the word "feck" alot. But that's just as a result of being Irish.

http://www.feck.net/splange/ftquote.html

Ardscoil Ris · 25-02-2009 08:08PM

midlandsmissus wrote: »

I finished a glass of wine yesterday and said 'MORE DRINK' to my flatmate in a Fr. Jack voice, and em went to get more drink.

Only then I realised, (It was a drunken epiphany!) how often I use quotes from Fr. Ted, i.e. all the time.

It's a testiment to the show that you still hear things form it so often, seeing as it was on over TEN years ago now. Do you say Fr.Ted quotes alot?

Here's a good ould one ....
Ted: What was it Jack used to say about the needy? He had a term for them.
Dougal: A shower of bastards.

I don't know midlandmissus you big bollocks.

midlandsmissus · 25-02-2009 08:10PM

Ardscoil Ris wrote: »

I don't know midlandmissus you big bollocks.

You leave me alone. I could have you killed.

mikom · 25-02-2009 08:11PM

When I can't remember someones name.

Fr. Andy Riley,
Fr. Desmond Coyle,
Fr. George Byrne,
Fr. David Nicholson,
Fr. Declan Lynch,
Fr. Ken Sweeney,
Fr. Neil Hannon,
Fr. Keith Cullen,
Fr. Ciaran Donnelly,
Fr. Mick McEvoy,
Fr. Jack White,
Fr. Henry Bigbigging,
Fr. Hank Tree,
Fr. Hiroshima Twinkie,
Fr. Stick Bubblecart,
Fr. Johnny Hellzapoppin' ,
Fr. Luke Duke,
Fr. Billy Ferry,
Fr. Chewy Louie,
Fr. John Hoop,
Fr. Hairy Cakelinum,
Fr. Ebula Conundrum,
Fr. Peewee Stairmaster,
Fr. Tight Head Lips,
Fr. Jemima Racktouey,
Fr. Jerry Twig,
Fr. Spodo Komodo,
Fr. Canabrana Lammer.

Father Todd Unctious
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PirateShampoo · 25-02-2009 08:12PM

I love my Brick

User45701 · 25-02-2009 08:13PM

you hear them in work a bit, well i do because in social settings it is more commen place to have sligtly more commen interests while in work people are from all sorts of like, like we have fisher, drinker, boater, golfer, tenniser, waster, gamer, cooker, ect but Fr ted is universal irish comdy and its something (almsost) everyone gets a chucke out of

Captain Darling · 25-02-2009 08:13PM

I've had my fun and thats all that matters.

/picks ear hole with key

mcerc · 25-02-2009 08:13PM

Down with this sort of thing............careful now

Carlotta · 25-02-2009 08:13PM

Oh, worse than Hitler. You wouldn't find Hitler playing jungle music at 3 o'clock in the morning.

liah · 25-02-2009 08:14PM

I don't normally quote Father Ted because it's not as ingrained into me as it is most, but by coincidence I do happen to have a quote in my facebook status... weird. Boards is now reading my mind. This isn't good.

tech77 · 25-02-2009 08:15PM

phasers wrote: »

I think up my own things to say

What you talkin' about Willis? :pac:

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 25-02-2009 08:15PM

If someone's said something thick and needed some explaining:
"These cows are small... these cows are far away..."

Same situation reversed, when I've been thick:
"Oh..... right, so Ted...."

I tend to use Simpsons quotes more.

sillyputty · 25-02-2009 08:20PM

Q. How often do you use Fr.Ted quotes?

A. that would be an ecumenical matter

I do use "down with that sort of thing" quiet a lot.

PirateShampoo · 25-02-2009 08:20PM

Father Ted: I'm not a fascist, I'm a priest. Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas...priests...

Abi · 25-02-2009 08:21PM

Captain Darling wrote: »

I've had my fun and thats all that matters.

/picks ear hole with key

I used that in a post recently, and in another I called everyone a shower of bástards.

I regularly use them when not internetin'. Theres a quote for everything tbh.

"Now to roide Mrs Kelly"

ilovecars · 25-02-2009 08:24PM

there was an episode one time about a sheep i forget now, but when the scandal was revealed the audience said "(intake of breath while saying awh) fcuckin hell. myself and my hubby always sayin it.. and "down with this sort of thing"

Carroller16 · 25-02-2009 08:24PM

I tend to use down with that sort of thing and careful now when i see a rally. . . I love i had my fun and that's all that matters remember reading something on here about some bloke Farting in his girlfriends 7up bottle and saying that to her when she opened it and got a blast of it in the face.

Busi_Girl08 · 25-02-2009 08:25PM

Bertie Ahern-"No no! The money was just...resting in my account!!"

ilovecars · 25-02-2009 08:27PM

oh another one is when there's some trouble or whatever.. jeez whats next "driveby's in the night"

AnonoBoy · 25-02-2009 08:28PM

Abigayle wrote: »

"Now to roide Mrs O'Reilly"

Fixed that for ya.

I'm such a nerd.

Aldebaran · 25-02-2009 08:28PM

When someone can't remember something:

"You were wearing your blue jumper"

Or when it's raining heavily:

"They've taken in the roads"

JerryHandbag · 25-02-2009 08:30PM

PirateShampoo wrote: »

Father Ted: I'm not a fascist, I'm a priest. Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas...priests...

Have you been reading my sig?!

Mmcd · 25-02-2009 08:33PM

If a Fr Ted quote has anything remote to do with the conversation it must be said!

bluemachaveli · 25-02-2009 08:34PM

How much did ya pay for the "insert item here" "insert name here"?

(E.G.)
How much did ya pay for the door Ted??

I could have gottin ya one for half that!

It just came off in my hand Ted, SHODDY WORKMANSHIP!

sunshine007 · 25-02-2009 08:36PM

SHUT THE FECK UP!!!!

Any one for a cup of tea?? Go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on............................................................go on go on go on go on.............. ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will!!!

Abi · 25-02-2009 08:38PM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Fixed that for ya.

I'm such a nerd.

Hmm. I think he gave Mrs Kelly one before Mrs O'Reilly then? Duno where I got that from. Fúcking legend all the same. When he comes out without the pantaloons on.. Lols.

My fav bits are with Tom. When he shoots the crow, and another is when he robs the post office. And before he does he says to his dog "An' you shurrup!"

Fúcking class.

Captain Darling · 25-02-2009 08:39PM

Abigayle wrote: »

I used that in a post recently, and in another I called everyone a shower of bástards.

I regularly use them when not internetin'. Theres a quote for everything tbh.

"Now to roide Mrs Kelly"

I find that i use them without even realising it anymore. The next generation of young 'uns are going to be using the auld lingo without even knowing it.

Fuppin backstards.

JerryHandbag · 25-02-2009 08:39PM

ARSE BISCUITS!!

How often do you use Fr.Ted quotes?

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