the worst smell you can think of....

doncarlos · 25-02-2009 04:30PM

javaboy wrote: »

Up Doc, what's that?

You were supposed to say "What's up doc?"

It's one of the oldest schoolboy jokes in existance

Solarball10 · 25-02-2009 04:40PM

hmmm let's see...

I would say sweat+farts+gone off milk+slurry+eggs would make a pretty bad smell!

neil_hosey · 25-02-2009 04:44PM

In the canteen in NUI Maynooth (before it burnt down) .. on certain days there used to be the most discusting smell thats making me heave thinking about it. It was so hard to put your finger on what it was...

we came to the conclusion that it was best described as sh1te being cooked in a deep fat fryer.... was absolutely discusting and really smelled like that.

Calibos · 25-02-2009 04:51PM

Either the smell of a blocked open sewage pipe. Workers had the sewers of a mountain top restaurant opened up right beside a chair lift at Livignio 2 weeks ago. Jaysus everytime time you skied back to the chairlift to get back up the top the stench was unbearable. Thank God the chairlift queues weren't too bad.

Or the smell of a Dog getting its anal glands evacuated. Once had a dog who's arse carpet dragging was diagnosed as a blocked anal gland. Vet sticks his finger up her bum and squeezes and seconds later one almost felt the most potent almost thick vapour like stench rising up the nose. Gag city!!

javaboy · 25-02-2009 04:54PM

Calibos wrote: »

Or the smell of a Dog getting its anal glands evacuated. Once had a dog who's arse carpet dragging was diagnosed as a blocked anal gland. Vet sticks his finger up her bum and squeezes and seconds later one almost felt the most potent almost thick vapour like stench rising up the nose. Gag city!!

Yeah that smell is absolutely vile.

Pighead · 25-02-2009 04:55PM

doncarlos wrote: »

You were supposed to say "What's up doc?"

It's one of the oldest schoolboy jokes in existance

Pighead has a funny feeling javaboy was well aware of that. He refused to be drawn into the schoolboy prank. He was lobbed a grenade which he casually picked up and threw back to little sml68 before walking away, cool as you like, as the grenade blew up in his opponents face.

Jonty · 25-02-2009 05:06PM

neil_hosey wrote: »

In the canteen in NUI Maynooth (before it burnt down) .. on certain days there used to be the most discusting smell thats making me heave thinking about it. It was so hard to put your finger on what it was...

we came to the conclusion that it was best described as sh1te being cooked in a deep fat fryer.... was absolutely discusting and really smelled like that.

MMmm a battered sh1te, 2 girls 1 plate perhaps??

Zadkiel · 25-02-2009 05:23PM

Jonty wrote: »

MMmm a battered sh1te, 2 girls 1 plate perhaps??

*shudder*:eek:

DARKIZE · 25-02-2009 06:03PM

Worked part-time in a petrol station in rural England as a penniless student. The local abbatoir had an account there. The owner regularly pulled up in a battered Ford Granada estate with various animal bits/organs/entrails sitting in the boot. And of course it would usually be the hottest day of the week.......sweet mother.......the stench. I'd nearly be sniffing the diesel for some relief.

And to top it all the oul' geezer's cheques would be spattered with blood :eek:

Persiancowboy · 25-02-2009 06:47PM

smegma

Duck's hoop · 25-02-2009 07:01PM

The resultant odour from amphetamine induced bowel evacuation in the scratcher is reputedly most unpleasant.

25-02-2009 07:06PM

helmet cheese after 3 days of no showering at electric picnic

JerryHandbag · 25-02-2009 07:09PM

I can honestly say the worst smell I have ever encountered was this morning in LIT toilets where some muck savage decided to decorate the bowl with his 'morning glory'.....sweet God in heaven I nearly lost consciousness.....vile, pure vile

Wez · 25-02-2009 07:10PM

Imagine how those dogs felt considering how strong their sense of smell is!

Adding to the smelly brakes, ceramics are much worse, and about midway would be burning clutch!

shqipshume · 25-02-2009 07:11PM

tipptipp wrote: »

ear wax

When did you smell that

Duck's hoop · 25-02-2009 07:15PM

rarnes1 wrote: »

helmet cheese after 3 days of no showering at electric picnic

How d...never mind.

marcsignal · 25-02-2009 07:20PM

The smell of Bullshit....

you'll come across it channel surfing if you land on TV3 when Xpose is on :pac:

Cmol · 25-02-2009 07:25PM

The smell of an arm or leg fresh out of a cast... mother of christ that smell is awful, i've no idea how the physiotherapist isnt vomiting into the corner having to touch disgusting unwashed shrivelled limbs all day.... bleugh!

BroomBurner · 25-02-2009 07:28PM

Freshly spread poultry slurry. Vomit inducing smell.

Wasn't there a thread on this before??

Melted M&M · 25-02-2009 07:34PM

When someone eats turnip and drinks diluted orange and they belch it unthinkable

and wet dog and dog farts

Aidric · 25-02-2009 08:17PM

Puke.

Elonex · 25-02-2009 09:07PM

Eggy Farts.

tallus · 25-02-2009 09:17PM

Crash wrote: »

Sulphurs one of those ones i've gotten used to actually. Spent a fair few nights in Rotorua in New Zealand, which is in the middle of a volcanic region, and STINKS of sulphur. After day two stopped noticing it.

Unfortunately, we then moved on, got readjusted, and noticed our skin smelt of it. Even worse, kissed the girlfriends neck, and her neck tasted of sulphur. We couldnt bring ourselves to get too close to each other until it finally faded from the skin.

Dude did you go to the hot sulphur baths ?
I was there a few years and yes they stank like fcuk but the heated water felt great.

jbl123 · 26-02-2009 06:05PM

tar
microwave popcorn
Shalimar

GeeNorm · 26-02-2009 06:10PM

... did anyone say tonsil stones yet???

TONSIL STONES!!!!!!!

The pure joy of squishing them in your finger and getting a good hours worth of sniffing it. Bliss

Uncle Arthur · 26-02-2009 06:28PM

anyone who has ever dealt with cattle will surely agree that the corruption squeezed from the tit when they have mastitis is definitely the worst smell out there

FlutterinBantam · 26-02-2009 06:31PM

Nah,its bad helmet cream after a Rugby weekend.

midlandsmissus · 26-02-2009 06:32PM

Melted M&M wrote: »

When someone eats turnip and drinks diluted orange and they belch it unthinkable

and wet dog and dog farts

I'm surprised I haven't died with gas poisoning yet from my 14 year old dog. Her farts could evacuate a city.

the worst smell you can think of....

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