the worst smell you can think of....

Dord · 25-02-2009 12:34AM

Oven cleaner.

Toots · 25-02-2009 12:49AM

Gone off chicken. Was doin a string of overtime and left the OH to fend for himself 5 nights in a row. He'd gotten chicken fillets on night one, and had one left over. It sat in the fridge until the saturday morning when I got up to get milk for cereal. It's the one smell that has ever made me actually vomit. OH never even noticed it :rolleyes:

Poutbutton · 25-02-2009 12:56AM

The oven in a mates house having been occupied by a half eaten roast chicken while they went off to cyprus for a fortnight, it was crawling with {I cant bring myself to type it} the smell stayed in my mind/nostrils for a long time :eek:

Cooked Cauliflower left in a pot overnight & you lift the lid to see what it is your housemate cooked........ Oh Dear God

Egg burned into pot when someones forgotten they put one on to boil & the waters burned off - putrid stench!

Sulpher

Amonia

The smell of the bag when you open those prepacked salads or veg. Gross

Naikon · 25-02-2009 01:04AM

Hersheys chocolate.
Smells like putrid vomit.

Sea Sharp · 25-02-2009 01:34AM

I work in a kitchen.

When they open the filter thing a ma jig under the sink it smells like somebody did a sh1t on a dead animal.

Crash · 25-02-2009 01:37AM

Poutbutton wrote: »

The oven in a mates house having been occupied by a half eaten roast chicken while they went off to cyprus for a fortnight, it was crawling with {I cant bring myself to type it} the smell stayed in my mind/nostrils for a long time :eek:

Cooked Cauliflower left in a pot overnight & you lift the lid to see what it is your housemate cooked........ Oh Dear God

Egg burned into pot when someones forgotten they put one on to boil & the waters burned off - putrid stench!

Sulpher

Amonia

The smell of the bag when you open those prepacked salads or veg. Gross

Sulphurs one of those ones i've gotten used to actually. Spent a fair few nights in Rotorua in New Zealand, which is in the middle of a volcanic region, and STINKS of sulphur. After day two stopped noticing it.

Unfortunately, we then moved on, got readjusted, and noticed our skin smelt of it. Even worse, kissed the girlfriends neck, and her neck tasted of sulphur. We couldnt bring ourselves to get too close to each other until it finally faded from the skin.

sdanseo · 25-02-2009 01:39AM

GaNjaHaN wrote: »

I work in a kitchen.

When they open the filter thing a ma jig under the sink it smells like somebody did a sh1t on a dead animal.

I worked in a deli, had a similar grease trap under the sink - that phrase describes it perfectly...

...except our one operated at 25 degrees for some reason, so it was WARM grease that smelled like someone had shat on a dead animal.

Just lovely so it was.

Melion · 25-02-2009 01:42AM

The smell on my ear tunnels when i dont wash them for a few days, Its awful

Dord · 25-02-2009 01:47AM

Naikon wrote: »

Hersheys chocolate.
Smells like putrid vomit.

It tastes like putrid vomit too! :pac:

tipptipp · 25-02-2009 01:51AM

ear wax

cos!! · 25-02-2009 01:56AM

stepped on dog she-ite............

TheZohanS · 25-02-2009 01:57AM

The smell of burning flesh and hair.

tipptipp · 25-02-2009 01:58AM

a bingo hall............ pissy smell:p

Labreya · 25-02-2009 02:09AM

That smell when you first open a new pack of ham, like the Denny resealable stuff.

Smells like a fart, but aimed right at your face!

n1ck · 25-02-2009 02:13AM

Labreya wrote: »

That smell when you first open a new pack of ham, like the Denny resealable stuff.

Smells like a fart, but aimed right at your face!

I know that smell, get it everytime i open my fridge, it's pretty awful alright.

But there is nothing worse than a fart after having garlic cheese chips from the chipper, that and the fact I crohn's so anytime I fart it smells like something crawled up my ass and died. :pac:

khmk · 25-02-2009 02:38AM

anyone ever smell sugar?

its disgusting.

suppose mary harney's gusset of her giant pants after a curry would be up there.

another recent one is my dog keeps eating poop for some reason and he pukes it up - and that smell is just fuppin awful.

Toots · 25-02-2009 02:56AM

khmk wrote: »

suppose mary harney's gusset of her giant pants after a curry would be up there.

OK, now I'm scarred for life.

Mmmm_Lemony · 25-02-2009 02:59AM

Lemons... those christmas sweets with the santa on the box... I actually vomit if I smell them... have no idea why...

khmk · 25-02-2009 03:05AM

Toots85 wrote: »

OK, now I'm scarred for life.

her leotard after a workout

http://1blankpage.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/leotard.jpg

Labreya · 25-02-2009 03:10AM

khmk wrote: »

her leotard after a workout

http://1blankpage.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/leotard.jpg

MY EYES!!!!!

Also, new smell. Burning rubber.

khmk · 25-02-2009 03:17AM

smell a nailclipper thats been used to cut toe nails.

foul and somewhat arousing.

brings out complex emotions.

Professey Chin · 25-02-2009 03:19AM

khmk wrote: »

her leotard after a workout

http://1blankpage.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/leotard.jpg

:eek:
I just vomited,went blind,sh!t myself and came all at the same time.
The 1st 3 were to be expected. The 4th im a little worried about

Labreya · 25-02-2009 03:22AM

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

:eek:
I just vomited,went blind,sh!t myself and came all at the same time.
The 1st 3 were to be expected. The 4th im a little worried about

Don't worrk, it's to be expected.

It's every bodily liquid possible evacuating your body due to unrelenting fear..

Also, I'm sure the combination of puke, poop and manly lotion would be pretty foul to smell. Luckily I've never experianced that.

khmk · 25-02-2009 03:24AM

someone's not amused.

http://www.anphoblacht.com/news/images/2004/07/15/MARY-HARNEY.jpg

Labreya · 25-02-2009 03:29AM

khmk wrote: »

someone's not amused.

http://www.anphoblacht.com/news/images/2004/07/15/MARY-HARNEY.jpg

Someone probably opened a pack of ham behind her.

Honestly, look at those chins. I spend so long playing my playstation my couch has a crater instead of a groove, and I don't have chins like that.

How does she do it?

Mc Love · 25-02-2009 06:46AM

The smell of THE FEAR!!!:D

useful_contacts · 25-02-2009 07:31AM

Labreya wrote: »

Someone probably opened a pack of ham behind her.

Honestly, look at those chins. I spend so long playing my playstation my couch has a crater instead of a groove, and I don't have chins like that.

How does she do it?

i think she would be happy with that:D

Overflow · 25-02-2009 09:07AM

Hersey's chocolate drops, cant stand them, they stink like vomit !

jmauel · 25-02-2009 09:09AM

cats pee or bird ****

T-K-O · 25-02-2009 09:19AM

khmk wrote: »

her leotard after a workout

http://1blankpage.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/leotard.jpg

That is hilarious....please be real. The opposition should use that pic

the worst smell you can think of....

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