the worst smell you can think of....

chalad07

Mine would have to be: the mixture of a fart, and deodorant,

What made me think of this you say? Well.....em...dont ask!

What's your worst smell?

Senna

The smell around Leinster House at the moment

Diggabot

Well I was gonna say the one I just let.... I've been eating chorizo sausage and it has an awful effect on my flatulance

Diggabot

Senna wrote: »

The smell around Leinster House at the moment

Thats it.... close the thread

Wez

I'm just back from a week in Amsterdam and there was the foulest smell right outside our room's door.. Was a spicey kinda aroma, with an obvious "full body" of you guessed it, crap!

If you didn't get out by 10am the place reaked all day! Narrow corridors, and no ventilation! Great craic though - From what I remember!

chin_grin

After a heavy day commuting wipe yer armpit then the back of yer sack and smell your fingers.....mmmmmmmmm.

Or just those explosive Guinness farts. You know those ones where you think you followed through and you reach down just to check. After the heat waves have gone though.

EDIT: Wait, baby ****. When I had to change the lil bro's nappies. Eugh. Was like scooping melted Fruit&Nut bars.

FearDark

Will everyone just shut the fcuk up about the recession, jesus h christ allready. Seriously mod's can ye just start banning people for mentioning it in EVERY thread, its actually worse than "yore ma"...

Beaucoupfish

the smell of an electric battery when it overheats- truely unforgettable

rotten meat

shqipshume

HAHAHA

boiled egg sandwiches:eek:
Cat pee:(:eek:

Rory123

The smell of a dead sea snail's shell. It smells like having your nose an inch away from a ton of old, warm raw sewage. If it gets on your skin you can smell it for days too, no matter how much you wash. No use smelling ones on the beach as they will be vacant for too long. Try sniffing ones fresh from a marine aquarium.

Hogzy

The smell of a Tannery!!! Fortunatly for about 99% of boardsies id say ye have never smelt it, and i hope it stays at that percentage!!!

Its indescribable!

CreepingDeath

chalad07 wrote: »

the worst smell you can think off....

Lasange.... smells like vomit.

Zzippy

Minced up rotten mackerel mixed with fish oil and bran AKA rubby dubby to attract sharks. 9 out of 10 cats heave when they smell it...

Hogzy

CreepingDeath wrote: »

Lasange.... smells like vomit.

I bet your one of those people who only eats chicken and potatoes

chin_grin

Parmesan cheese. Smells like feet.

Also I'm sure its made with this.

Rory123

Hogzy wrote: »

I bet your one of those people who only eats chicken and potatoes

... And can't spell lasagne.

CreepingDeath

Rory123 wrote: »

... And can't spell lasagne.

Dammit it, I spelt it properly the first time, then done a quick check on google and got this link Lasange link.

towel401

Worst smell? chalad07

Latchy

The smell of Naplam in the morning .

Smells like.................... death

CreepingDeath

Travellers.

FearDark

Sex Panther, apparently smells like bigfoots dick.

Crash

To me, blue cheese. makes me want to puke so badly.

Sharpshooter

Garlic.
That's about the worst smell you can get from someone's breath.
And the only way to avoid it is to*guess what* eat garlic too.:eek:
I hate the stuff.:mad:

aoibhebree

Fish. Naples. Christy Moore.

All three together ... :eek::eek::eek:

FlutterinBantam

Had three large Bratwursst sausages from Aldi last night and at about 0730 this morning, unloaded a seeper of a fart on the Dart which would flake paint.

Couple of young wans near me turned puce and an auld wan kept giving me the thousand mile stare.
Got off in Tara St and got in front of her on the escalator.

Just as I stepped of I released a bangaroo that nearly cut her in half.

That'll larn her. Sour cow.

Captain Slow IRL

The oh's dogs breath - the little fecker will sit on your lap, panting into your face. It smells like it was eating dead fish :puke:

And buckfast farts - their fruity musk always bring a tear to my eye.

tipptipp

the inside of a plastic leg

Sharpshooter

Captain Slow IRL wrote: »

The oh's dogs breath - the little fecker will sit on your lap, panting into your face. It smells like it was eating dead fish.

/ did you mean to say that?

admiralofthefleet

my arse the morning after ive had a feed of guinness and a tikka masala

Joe Cool

Dead starfish.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Homeless people.

Dead rotting animals.

Dord

Oven cleaner.

Toots

Gone off chicken. Was doin a string of overtime and left the OH to fend for himself 5 nights in a row. He'd gotten chicken fillets on night one, and had one left over. It sat in the fridge until the saturday morning when I got up to get milk for cereal. It's the one smell that has ever made me actually vomit. OH never even noticed it :rolleyes:

Poutbutton

The oven in a mates house having been occupied by a half eaten roast chicken while they went off to cyprus for a fortnight, it was crawling with {I cant bring myself to type it} the smell stayed in my mind/nostrils for a long time :eek:

Cooked Cauliflower left in a pot overnight & you lift the lid to see what it is your housemate cooked........ Oh Dear God

Egg burned into pot when someones forgotten they put one on to boil & the waters burned off - putrid stench!

Sulpher

Amonia

The smell of the bag when you open those prepacked salads or veg. Gross

Naikon

Hersheys chocolate.
Smells like putrid vomit.

Sea Sharp

I work in a kitchen.

When they open the filter thing a ma jig under the sink it smells like somebody did a sh1t on a dead animal.

Crash

Poutbutton wrote: »

The oven in a mates house having been occupied by a half eaten roast chicken while they went off to cyprus for a fortnight, it was crawling with {I cant bring myself to type it} the smell stayed in my mind/nostrils for a long time :eek:

Cooked Cauliflower left in a pot overnight & you lift the lid to see what it is your housemate cooked........ Oh Dear God

Egg burned into pot when someones forgotten they put one on to boil & the waters burned off - putrid stench!

Sulpher

Amonia

The smell of the bag when you open those prepacked salads or veg. Gross

Sulphurs one of those ones i've gotten used to actually. Spent a fair few nights in Rotorua in New Zealand, which is in the middle of a volcanic region, and STINKS of sulphur. After day two stopped noticing it.

Unfortunately, we then moved on, got readjusted, and noticed our skin smelt of it. Even worse, kissed the girlfriends neck, and her neck tasted of sulphur. We couldnt bring ourselves to get too close to each other until it finally faded from the skin.

sdanseo

GaNjaHaN wrote: »

I work in a kitchen.

When they open the filter thing a ma jig under the sink it smells like somebody did a sh1t on a dead animal.

I worked in a deli, had a similar grease trap under the sink - that phrase describes it perfectly...

...except our one operated at 25 degrees for some reason, so it was WARM grease that smelled like someone had shat on a dead animal.

Just lovely so it was.

Melion

The smell on my ear tunnels when i dont wash them for a few days, Its awful

Dord

Naikon wrote: »

Hersheys chocolate.
Smells like putrid vomit.

It tastes like putrid vomit too! :pac:

tipptipp

ear wax

cos!!

stepped on dog she-ite............

TheZohanS

The smell of burning flesh and hair.

tipptipp

a bingo hall............ pissy smell:p

Labreya

That smell when you first open a new pack of ham, like the Denny resealable stuff.

Smells like a fart, but aimed right at your face!

n1ck

Labreya wrote: »

That smell when you first open a new pack of ham, like the Denny resealable stuff.

Smells like a fart, but aimed right at your face!

I know that smell, get it everytime i open my fridge, it's pretty awful alright.

But there is nothing worse than a fart after having garlic cheese chips from the chipper, that and the fact I crohn's so anytime I fart it smells like something crawled up my ass and died. :pac:

khmk

anyone ever smell sugar?

its disgusting.

suppose mary harney's gusset of her giant pants after a curry would be up there.

another recent one is my dog keeps eating poop for some reason and he pukes it up - and that smell is just fuppin awful.

Toots

khmk wrote: »

suppose mary harney's gusset of her giant pants after a curry would be up there.

OK, now I'm scarred for life.

Mmmm_Lemony

Lemons... those christmas sweets with the santa on the box... I actually vomit if I smell them... have no idea why...

khmk

Toots85 wrote: »

OK, now I'm scarred for life.

her leotard after a workout


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Labreya

khmk wrote: »

her leotard after a workout


http://1blankpage.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/leotard.jpg

MY EYES!!!!!

Also, new smell. Burning rubber.