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the worst smell you can think of....

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 441 ✭✭Kieo


    beer thats been left sitting in can out in the sun for weeks.
    looks like syrup and smells worse than stagnent water omg!!

    if not the smell of the toilets in the train station ew!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 687 ✭✭✭Zadkiel


    Dead rotting animals.

    Have to agree with this one. My sister stood on a decomposing cat when we were kids. Her foot bacically went into it and she couldn't get her runner off. It was fooken vile. I still heave thinking about it. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    Skunk. Far and away, skunk. It smells like a mix of the worst things imaginable, and it is just so damn STRONG. Utterly overpowering.

    We had two dogs get sprayed, once three times (she had a bit of a skunk fetish, I think). First time she got sprayed, she legged it straight into the house seconds after it happened, getting up on the furniture and spreading it all over the place. We couldn't go back into the house without literally vomiting for days. Had to stay with friends. 3 months later we had to move out, because it still stunk.

    Remember she got sprayed on a walk at night once, and we had guests over for a bonfire/drinking session so they were all outside too, I had to bathe her immediately in front of everyone. My mom wouldn't let me in the house wearing skunky, wet clothes so she actually forced me to undress down to my skivvies in front of about 15 people. Was horrible.

    Anyway. I doubt many people here even have a clue what it smells like, since they don't exist over here, and probably think I'm over exaggerating, but I'm not. Oh, how I wish I was, but I'm not...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,211 ✭✭✭here.from.day.1


    Frying fish.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 654 ✭✭✭sillyputty


    My brothers sport socks - alternatively the toilets in a pub in Paris i once visited


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    ....the smell of want off lads in suits in Krystle nightclub.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 687 ✭✭✭Zadkiel


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    ....the smell of want of lads in suits in Krystle nightclub.

    :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 432 ✭✭Mingey


    chin_grin wrote: »
    Also I'm sure its made with this.


    Heh. is that a ped egg file?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 740 ✭✭✭junior_apollo


    This because as soon as you smell it you know your in for a rough night


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭lucylu


    redbull:eek:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    hospitals


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,474 ✭✭✭jim o doom


    Cat poop. makes me retch.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    The smell of jim o dooms retch makes Pighead retch. Whenever we meet up Pighead makes sure the meeting point is a place where cats are barred.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,972 ✭✭✭Flaccus


    The smell of packet and tripe boiling in the pot with milk. Generally only a Limerick dish. Tripe is the lining of the cow's stomach (whitish), and packet (blue-blackish) is a pigs blood pudding.

    Also cat piss is pretty pungent and can stay in the house for days.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,665 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    The smell walking past SubWays

    It tastes lovely...but the smell:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Puddleduck


    Ammonia. Jesus the stuff stings your eyes and the back of your throat. Urg.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,505 ✭✭✭nevaeh-2die-4


    the smell of my helmet


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,566 ✭✭✭GrumPy


    My ex girlfriend's *unt


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    GrumPy wrote: »
    My ex girlfriend's *unt
    Pigheads ex girlfriends aunt smells awful too. Like cabbages. Its the reason we broke up.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41 sml68


    'UP Doc' is rotten


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,855 ✭✭✭doncarlos


    Booterstown dart station


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 359 ✭✭Arcee


    liah wrote: »
    Skunk. Far and away, skunk. It smells like a mix of the worst things imaginable, and it is just so damn STRONG. Utterly overpowering.

    We had two dogs get sprayed, once three times (she had a bit of a skunk fetish, I think). First time she got sprayed, she legged it straight into the house seconds after it happened, getting up on the furniture and spreading it all over the place. We couldn't go back into the house without literally vomiting for days. Had to stay with friends. 3 months later we had to move out, because it still stunk.

    Remember she got sprayed on a walk at night once, and we had guests over for a bonfire/drinking session so they were all outside too, I had to bathe her immediately in front of everyone. My mom wouldn't let me in the house wearing skunky, wet clothes so she actually forced me to undress down to my skivvies in front of about 15 people. Was horrible.

    Anyway. I doubt many people here even have a clue what it smells like, since they don't exist over here, and probably think I'm over exaggerating, but I'm not. Oh, how I wish I was, but I'm not...

    Totally agree with you - worst smell ever. Friends dog got sprayed into the face and was breathing out skunk smell for about a month. The poor thing was banished from the house. Most vile, repulsive stench ever.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,308 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    Carlow before the sugar plant was closed. If the wind blew the wrong way, there was no escape. Esp if you had to walk towards it to get home :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,665 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    The smell of hospitals, Doctor surgeries, dentists, etc.

    It's not necessarily a bad smell, I just hate having to go to any of them:(


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 81,271 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    my farts after ive eaten in subway :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    +1 to whoever said Oven Cleaner, christ its terrible.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    sml68 wrote: »
    'UP Doc' is rotten

    Up Doc, what's that?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 138 ✭✭LorraineL


    runny cat sh1t
    dry cleaners smell
    the gassy smell you get when driving past a landfill site
    rotten onions


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    javaboy wrote: »
    Up Doc, what's that?

    Yes - 'Up Doc', whatever is it?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Yes - 'Up Doc', whatever is it?
    Maybe it's the name he gives to the aroma he gets when he sniffs his superted underpants in the morning.


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