the worst smell you can think of....

chalad07 · 24-02-2009 11:19PM #1

Mine would have to be: the mixture of a fart, and deodorant,

What made me think of this you say? Well.....em...dont ask!

What's your worst smell?

Senna · 24-02-2009 11:23PM

The smell around Leinster House at the moment

Diggabot · 24-02-2009 11:24PM

Well I was gonna say the one I just let.... I've been eating chorizo sausage and it has an awful effect on my flatulance

Diggabot · 24-02-2009 11:24PM

Senna wrote: »

The smell around Leinster House at the moment

Thats it.... close the thread

Wez · 24-02-2009 11:26PM

I'm just back from a week in Amsterdam and there was the foulest smell right outside our room's door.. Was a spicey kinda aroma, with an obvious "full body" of you guessed it, crap!

If you didn't get out by 10am the place reaked all day! Narrow corridors, and no ventilation! Great craic though - From what I remember!

chin_grin · 24-02-2009 11:26PM

After a heavy day commuting wipe yer armpit then the back of yer sack and smell your fingers.....mmmmmmmmm.

Or just those explosive Guinness farts. You know those ones where you think you followed through and you reach down just to check. After the heat waves have gone though.

EDIT: Wait, baby ****. When I had to change the lil bro's nappies. Eugh. Was like scooping melted Fruit&Nut bars.

FearDark · 24-02-2009 11:26PM

Will everyone just shut the fcuk up about the recession, jesus h christ allready. Seriously mod's can ye just start banning people for mentioning it in EVERY thread, its actually worse than "yore ma"...

Beaucoupfish · 24-02-2009 11:26PM

the smell of an electric battery when it overheats- truely unforgettable

rotten meat

shqipshume · 24-02-2009 11:27PM

HAHAHA

boiled egg sandwiches:eek:
Cat pee:(:eek:

Rory123 · 24-02-2009 11:30PM

The smell of a dead sea snail's shell. It smells like having your nose an inch away from a ton of old, warm raw sewage. If it gets on your skin you can smell it for days too, no matter how much you wash. No use smelling ones on the beach as they will be vacant for too long. Try sniffing ones fresh from a marine aquarium.

Hogzy · 24-02-2009 11:30PM

The smell of a Tannery!!! Fortunatly for about 99% of boardsies id say ye have never smelt it, and i hope it stays at that percentage!!!

Its indescribable!

CreepingDeath · 24-02-2009 11:30PM

chalad07 wrote: »

the worst smell you can think off....

Lasange.... smells like vomit.

Zzippy · 24-02-2009 11:32PM

Minced up rotten mackerel mixed with fish oil and bran AKA rubby dubby to attract sharks. 9 out of 10 cats heave when they smell it...

Hogzy · 24-02-2009 11:33PM

CreepingDeath wrote: »

Lasange.... smells like vomit.

I bet your one of those people who only eats chicken and potatoes

chin_grin · 24-02-2009 11:34PM

Parmesan cheese. Smells like feet.

Also I'm sure its made with this.

Rory123 · 24-02-2009 11:34PM

Hogzy wrote: »

I bet your one of those people who only eats chicken and potatoes

... And can't spell lasagne.

CreepingDeath · 24-02-2009 11:43PM

Rory123 wrote: »

... And can't spell lasagne.

Dammit it, I spelt it properly the first time, then done a quick check on google and got this link Lasange link.

towel401 · 24-02-2009 11:44PM

Worst smell? chalad07

Latchy · 24-02-2009 11:47PM

The smell of Naplam in the morning .

Smells like.................... death

CreepingDeath · 24-02-2009 11:49PM

Travellers.

FearDark · 24-02-2009 11:56PM

Sex Panther, apparently smells like bigfoots dick.

Crash · 24-02-2009 11:58PM

To me, blue cheese. makes me want to puke so badly.

Sharpshooter · 24-02-2009 11:59PM

Garlic.
That's about the worst smell you can get from someone's breath.
And the only way to avoid it is to*guess what* eat garlic too.:eek:
I hate the stuff.:mad:

aoibhebree · 25-02-2009 12:03AM

Fish. Naples. Christy Moore.

All three together ... :eek::eek::eek:

FlutterinBantam · 25-02-2009 12:16AM

Had three large Bratwursst sausages from Aldi last night and at about 0730 this morning, unloaded a seeper of a fart on the Dart which would flake paint.

Couple of young wans near me turned puce and an auld wan kept giving me the thousand mile stare.
Got off in Tara St and got in front of her on the escalator.

Just as I stepped of I released a bangaroo that nearly cut her in half.

That'll larn her. Sour cow.

Captain Slow IRL · 25-02-2009 12:22AM

The oh's dogs breath - the little fecker will sit on your lap, panting into your face. It smells like it was eating dead fish :puke:

And buckfast farts - their fruity musk always bring a tear to my eye.

tipptipp · 25-02-2009 12:28AM

the inside of a plastic leg

Sharpshooter · 25-02-2009 12:29AM

Captain Slow IRL wrote: »

The oh's dogs breath - the little fecker will sit on your lap, panting into your face. It smells like it was eating dead fish.

/ did you mean to say that?

admiralofthefleet · 25-02-2009 12:30AM

my arse the morning after ive had a feed of guinness and a tikka masala

Joe Cool · 25-02-2009 12:31AM

Dead starfish.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 25-02-2009 12:32AM

Homeless people.

Dead rotting animals.

the worst smell you can think of....

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