After Hours Dragons Den

Smart Bug · 23-02-2009 04:51PM

IvySlayer wrote: »

I have one, little late there....Unless we add a flame thrower to it...Wake up and turn it off or else the house goes down!!!

It's already invented? Ah fluck it. Ok, ok...how about:

An alarm clock hardwired to a vial of deadly flesh eating bacteria, that will release onto your face if you don't get up in time

Slow Motion · 23-02-2009 04:53PM

Smart Bug wrote: »

A flying alarm clock. Y'member then windy helicopter thingys you used to have as a kid? Well, one of them on a self launcher that winds up & releases for when you set the alarm. You'd have to get up and chase the flucking thing down every morning, thus ensuring you're awake.

You're on to something there! However in my world when you hit the snooze button then the propellors would come out the alarm would then lift itself off the table and launch itself full tilt into the wall smashing to bits!*

*Obviously it would be a disposable alarm clock and you would need to buy 5 a week!

OldGoat · 23-02-2009 04:54PM

Develop a computer monitor that has 5 lick-able areas that conform to the 5 major food groups…beery, salty, cheesey, crispy and rasherey. Then when anyone ever mentions food you can lean forward, lick the appropriate spot, taste and enjoy.
Inter-Tastey…Web-Buds…FoodTasticO’Vision…NyomMonitor
I’d like money AND share options please.

23-02-2009 05:02PM

Smart Bug wrote: »

A flying alarm clock. Y'member then windy helicopter thingys you used to have as a kid? Well, one of them on a self launcher that winds up & releases for when you set the alarm. You'd have to get up and chase the flucking thing down every morning, thus ensuring you're awake.

Something likes this already exists- Clocky. It's pretty cool but I'd given it a day before I smash it.

pablomakaveli · 23-02-2009 05:03PM

I'm going to adopt a load of chimpanzees and train them to drive so they can then be hired out as chauffers. Who would'nt want a chimpanzee as their chauffer?

The idea is worth millions. (Well probably not but it would be great to see a load of chimps driving cars around the place)

23-02-2009 05:05PM

pablomakaveli wrote: »

I'm going to adopt a load of chimpanzees and train them to drive so they can then be hired out as chauffers. Who would'nt want a chimpanzee as their chauffer?

Will they also tell jokes?

Smart Bug · 23-02-2009 05:08PM

00112984 wrote: »

Will they also tell jokes?

No but I'd imagine they'll fling faeces at other drivers.

Slow Motion · 23-02-2009 05:11PM

00112984 wrote: »

Will they also tell jokes?

No but if yor give them all typewriters and leave them to it at their lunch break and wait long enough, hey presto! They will have re-written the entire works of Shakespere!

Smart Bug · 23-02-2009 05:13PM

Slow Motion wrote: »

No but if yor give them all typewriters and leave them to it at their lunch break and wait long enough, hey presto! They will have re-written the entire works of Shakespere!

"It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times..."

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