Worst/funniest/stupid comebacks/insults youve heard

foundry · 22-02-2009 01:00AM #1

I was recently in my local supermarkt at the till, there was an argument in front of me between an elderly gent and some scangers.

The young scangers were insulting said eldery gent when he replied:

" I'll see ya outside in a minute and I'll sh1t down ye'r ARSE!"

Adamcp898 · 22-02-2009 01:02AM

yore ma

Aldebaran · 22-02-2009 01:07AM

Adamcp898 wrote: »

yore ma

worst/funniest/stupid comebacks

So that's two out of three anyway.

PurpleBerry · 22-02-2009 01:09AM

The Spice Girls.

Stupid comeback.

Adamcp898 · 22-02-2009 01:13AM

Aldebaran wrote: »

worst/funniest/stupid comebacks

So that's two out of three anyway.

Well I meant it more as a double entendre considering this is AH

towel401 · 22-02-2009 01:13AM

Worst comeback "No, you're a towel"

Sharpshooter · 22-02-2009 01:16AM

foundry wrote: »

I was recently in my local supermarkt at the till, there was an argument in front of me between an elderly gent and some scangers.
The young scangers were insulting said eldery gent when he replied:
" I'll see ya outside in a minute and I'll **** down ye'r ARSE!"

Adamcp898 wrote: »

yore ma

Aldebaran wrote: »

worst/funniest/stupid comebacks
So that's two out of three anyway.

And one will become non existent soon enough.
/No prizes for guessing which one.

bluto63 · 22-02-2009 01:18AM

If you don't shut up I'm going to take your **** and shove it in my mouth!

syklops · 22-02-2009 01:20AM

Can we come up with an approved scheme for swearing on boards? I am fed up of trying to decypher ****, ********* and ******. Whats wrong with using sh1t? or fook, or my personal favourite feck? At least use the first f****** letter, that gives a clue, but counting asterisks, and trying to decrypt the words they could make up is head wrecking.

foundry · 22-02-2009 01:25AM

syklops wrote: »

Can we come up with an approved scheme for swearing on boards? I am fed up of trying to decypher ****, ********* and ******. Whats wrong with using sh1t? or fook, or my personal favourite feck? At least use the first f****** letter, that gives a clue, but counting asterisks, and trying to decrypt the words they could make up is head wrecking.

i agree syklops

its edited..

any comebacks or what??:D

FruitLover · 22-02-2009 01:28AM

syklops wrote: »

Can we come up with an approved scheme for swearing on boards? I am fed up of trying to decypher ****, ********* and ******.

Go ******** * *** ****** *********** yourself.

Twilightning · 22-02-2009 01:31AM

"I'LL BLEEDIN' BATTER YE!"

" YE COULDN'T BATTER A SAUSAGE!"

minidazzler · 22-02-2009 01:32AM

Sharpshooter wrote: »

And one will become non existent soon enough.
/No prizes for guessing which one.

In fairness now he was answering the thread. That is a Crappy comeback.

I had a friend go all GnySgt. Hartman on my one day screaming "I'll rip your head off and **** down your neck." He was being serious, so I laughed at him and gave him a dead-arm just to annoy him!!

22-02-2009 01:33AM

Adamcp898 wrote: »

yore ma

Reminds me of school
Me:Your ma is a slut
Dave:Good comeback)*rolls eyes*
Me:I want your ma to give me my come back, the dirty whore

Aldebaran · 22-02-2009 01:36AM

Adamcp898 wrote: »

Well I meant it more as a double entendre considering this is AH

I'd like to double her entendre.

missbaker · 22-02-2009 01:41AM

In the pub one night getting drinks from the bar and this minger comes up to me and says 'I would ya' . .or something equally as lame. Calmly turned around and said 'I wouldn't use u for practise' and turned back to the bar. Bit of a cheer from surrounding people

dvemail · 22-02-2009 01:45AM

"Your Face

sexmag · 22-02-2009 01:50AM

on the nitelink home and a guy in a strange Hawaiian shirt is chating up this girl when her drunk ugly mate comes over and says to the guy "that is the stupidest looking shirt iv ever seen" trying to be funny when the guy quickly replies"thats great and if i throw a stick will you go away??" which is quickly follow by cheers from the bus and a couple of high fives for the guy

Sharpshooter · 22-02-2009 02:16AM

minidazzler wrote: »

I had a friend go all GnySgt. Hartman on my one day screaming "I'll rip your head off and **** down your neck." He was being serious, so I laughed at him and gave him a dead-arm just to annoy him!!

Help me understand ^^^.

Latchy · 22-02-2009 02:18AM

Dead arm is when you punch somebody in the shoulder/ arm

Unless it's morphed into and taken on a whole new meaning ? :eek:

Armin_Tamzarian · 22-02-2009 02:21AM

Oh yeah? Well the Jerkstore called and they're all outta you...

Armin_Tamzarian · 22-02-2009 02:23AM

A teacher in school was giving aload of grief to some kid.

Kid says: I know where you live.

Teacher: Ha, well I don't care because I've got a very big dog.

Kid: Does your dog catch petrol-bombs?

Latchy · 22-02-2009 02:25AM

What a load of ghey !

missbaker · 22-02-2009 02:28AM

Anothe good one to use for unwelcome advance from drunk men is
'I wouldn't get up on u to paint the ceiling'

Ruu_Old · 22-02-2009 02:30AM

A classic but overused, "yeah? so's your face!"

Those trying to use swearwords just use the [NOFILTER] tag.

Fighting Irish · 22-02-2009 02:33AM

syklops wrote: »

Can we come up with an approved scheme for swearing on boards? I am fed up of trying to decypher ****, ********* and ******. Whats wrong with using sh1t? or fook, or my personal favourite feck? At least use the first f****** letter, that gives a clue, but counting asterisks, and trying to decrypt the words they could make up is head wrecking.

they just need to get rid of the word filter all together, its pointless and stupid. i probably learned the word "fook" around the age of 12ish, i don't see how it would make me any different to someone who found out about it at age 6 or at age 18

Insect Overlord · 22-02-2009 02:37AM

"That's what she said!"

brennaldo · 22-02-2009 02:44AM

me and my mates always say this,

so's your face

Armin_Tamzarian · 22-02-2009 02:45AM

Ye're all fooping baxterds...

Sharpshooter · 22-02-2009 02:47AM

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Help me understand ^^^.

latchyco wrote: »

Dead arm is when you punch somebody in the shoulder/ arm

latchyco, you above all know that as a wrestling fan, I know well what a dead arm is, it was the rest of it that left me

:p

Latchy · 22-02-2009 02:51AM

Sharpshooter wrote: »

latchyco, you above all know that as a wrestling fan, I know well what a dead arm is, it was the rest of it that left me :p

I had you in mind SS and of course knew you would know what a dead arm was .I was just reliving my schoolhood days ( ooch )

which is why I didn't quote you

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