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Getting rid of hickeys

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  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,257 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-get-rid-of-a-hickey

    It really actually works, give it a day or so and it will be gone

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Who says it was a lady;)

    I'm in college at the moment, have to head off in uniform in around an hour, need easily obtained anti-hickey material.

    Wear your Norgie, that will cover it!!! Trust me on this.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 510 ✭✭✭steo87


    Getting Rid of Hickeys

    What are ya, twelve?!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    KOTJ, have you tried cutting your head off? Its probably the most basic way to get rid of said hickey


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    I don't know how hard it is to get rid of them...

    Just tell him to kiss you more softly next time.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,024 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    I don't know how hard it is to get rid of them...

    Just tell him to kiss you more softly next time.

    A gay joke eh?
    steo87 wrote: »
    What are ya, twelve?!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Really pale concealer and a dab of powder.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,473 ✭✭✭R0ot


    I've heard Rozabeez has some great remedies for the removal of Hickeys and other such bite marks. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 121 ✭✭kf1920


    Do nothing, and if anyone looks or comments, best response:

    Oh, i bit myself shaving.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,413 ✭✭✭TeletextPear


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Is it polar neck? I always thought it was polo neck.

    i was about to say the EXACT same thing....

    also, op, pop ya collar or wear a fetching scarf.
    tbf though, at the time you should have given her a good smack and told her to cop on. girls totally give guys hickeys to mark their property and tell other girls to stay away from their man, bitch. it's like a human form of peeing on something.

    true story.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭Wurly


    Get he/she/it to bite the rest of you and say you fell down stairs or that you have an all over birth mark.

    A large Gorbachov, if you will...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,174 ✭✭✭✭Mushy


    A Hickeys near where I live closed down. But they took over another pharmacy so it's not really the same thing. I like Hickeys.

    I had some nasty ones recently, went to get something for them that she said would work(she works in a chemist). Going along O' Connell street, go to walk into pharmacy only to notice it called Hickeys. Queue me holding onto the door of the shop beside it laughing, and my mate doing the same. Damn things!


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