Getting rid of hickeys

Lockstep

Anyone here got a quick way of getting rid of them?

giddybootz

toothpaste and time!!!

(ps nice score!!)

cornbb

Stanley knife

UnderpantsGnome

A Hickeys near where I live closed down. But they took over another pharmacy so it's not really the same thing. I like Hickeys.

Lockstep

UnderpantsGnome wrote: »

A Hickeys near where I live closed down. But they took over another pharmacy so it's not really the same thing. I like Hickeys.

I love AH:D

Degag

I thought the only people who got hickeys anymore were >16

Lockstep

Degag wrote: »

I thought the only people who got hickeys anymore were >16

Someone is out of touch

missbaker

UnderpantsGnome wrote: »

A Hickeys near where I live closed down. But they took over another pharmacy so it's not really the same thing. I like Hickeys.

LMAO Excellent!!!

Diabhal Beag

Injections or a nice knife

Degag

kickoutthejams wrote: »

Someone is out of touch

Hold on, shouldn't that be <16... i was never good at those symbols!

6th

Wear a polar neck, not only will it hide the hickey but everyone will presume you are ghey.

Tom65

If you get your body covered in hickeys, it'll look normal.

banshee_bones

"ooooooooo someone got a hickey! Someone got a hickey"


(and more playground style chants......)


get a scarf!

Collie D

Thinly veiled "I got laid last night" thread.

+1 for the toothpaste

Now can anyone tell me where I can buy XXL condoms?

Lockstep

I would cover it if I could, I need to get rid of it ASAP (damn uniforms, wouldn't be able to add something onto it, no matter how dashing it would look)

Collie D wrote: »

"I got laid last night" thread.

I should be so lucky.

phasers

Hickeys are for knackers and 12 year olds

Lockstep

I blame the vampires.

kickoutthejams

kickoutthejams wrote: »

Anyone here got a quick way of getting rid of them?

Unplug the hoover. It won't get rid of them but will stop them "spreading"......

starflake

ALso... You could tryputting a muzzle on him/her

Toots

OK, this isn't so much getting rid of it, but this stuff works a treat covering them up!!! It's not exactly recession friendly tho and I realise that you are a dude, so you may not want to use this. :pac: A friend of mine swears by sudocream but, personally I find it's just better to cover it up and wait for it to fade. Not that I've ever had that many.

<_<
>_>

Vain

A guy in school before came in telling us that his girlfriend at the time had a big hickey on her neck and she said that a girl pinched her neck and it was the new trend going around the school. He was totally convinced about what she told him:rolleyes:

MIN2511

I miss hickeys....

Hiding them i mean

Abi

kickoutthejams wrote: »

Anyone here got a quick way of getting rid of them?

Oh mai gad you scoRed! :O


No way really. It is a bruise, it will take a few days. Collars up dude.

Turd Ferguson

Vain wrote: »

A guy i school before came in telling us that his girlfriend at the time had a big hickey on her neck and she said that a girl pinched her neck and it was the new trend going around the school. He was totally convinced about what she told him:rolleyes:

A guy you school before? Jesus is that even legal (lolwhut?)

And kickouthtejams, I woul have expected more from you than a "Look at me, I kissed a real life lady" thread. Tut tut tut

Lockstep

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

And kickouthtejams, I woul have expected more from you than a "Look at me, I kissed a real life lady" thread. Tut tut tut

Who says it was a lady;)

I'm in college at the moment, have to head off in uniform in around an hour, need easily obtained anti-hickey material.

Vain

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

A guy you school before? Jesus is that even legal (lolwhut?)

And kickouthtejams, I woul have expected more from you than a "Look at me, I kissed a real life lady" thread. Tut tut tut

It doesn't pay to sleep during English class for 5years:D A guy in school, thats what it should of been.

Tech3

be a man and show your hickey

or else throw on a plaster or something

AnonoBoy

6th wrote: »

Wear a polar neck, not only will it hide the hickey but everyone will presume you are ghey.

Is it polar neck? I always thought it was polo neck.

K-9

Collie D wrote: »

Thinly veiled "I got laid last night" thread.

Nah.

The hint is in kickoutthejams sig pic.

Captain Darling

Get he/she/it to bite the rest of you and say you fell down stairs or that you have an all over birth mark.

spoonbadger

kickoutthejams wrote: »

Who says it was a lady;)

Why didnt you say so !!.

........

Ghey hickeys are permanent.

GLaDOS

http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-get-rid-of-a-hickey

It really actually works, give it a day or so and it will be gone

minidazzler

kickoutthejams wrote: »

Who says it was a lady;)

I'm in college at the moment, have to head off in uniform in around an hour, need easily obtained anti-hickey material.

Wear your Norgie, that will cover it!!! Trust me on this.

steo87

kickoutthejams wrote: »

Getting Rid of Hickeys

What are ya, twelve?!

Turd Ferguson

KOTJ, have you tried cutting your head off? Its probably the most basic way to get rid of said hickey

SoWatchaWant

I don't know how hard it is to get rid of them...

Just tell him to kiss you more softly next time.

Lockstep

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

I don't know how hard it is to get rid of them...

Just tell him to kiss you more softly next time.

A gay joke eh?

steo87 wrote: »

What are ya, twelve?!

Rozabeez

Really pale concealer and a dab of powder.

R0ot

I've heard Rozabeez has some great remedies for the removal of Hickeys and other such bite marks. :pac:

kf1920

Do nothing, and if anyone looks or comments, best response:

Oh, i bit myself shaving.

TeletextPear

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Is it polar neck? I always thought it was polo neck.

i was about to say the EXACT same thing....

also, op, pop ya collar or wear a fetching scarf.
tbf though, at the time you should have given her a good smack and told her to cop on. girls totally give guys hickeys to mark their property and tell other girls to stay away from their man, bitch. it's like a human form of peeing on something.

true story.

Wurly

Captain Darling wrote: »

Get he/she/it to bite the rest of you and say you fell down stairs or that you have an all over birth mark.

A large Gorbachov, if you will...

Mushy

UnderpantsGnome wrote: »

A Hickeys near where I live closed down. But they took over another pharmacy so it's not really the same thing. I like Hickeys.

I had some nasty ones recently, went to get something for them that she said would work(she works in a chemist). Going along O' Connell street, go to walk into pharmacy only to notice it called Hickeys. Queue me holding onto the door of the shop beside it laughing, and my mate doing the same. Damn things!