Getting rid of hickeys

Lockstep · 19-02-2009 06:12PM #1

Anyone here got a quick way of getting rid of them?

giddybootz · 19-02-2009 06:14PM

toothpaste and time!!!

(ps nice score!!)

cornbb · 19-02-2009 06:14PM

Stanley knife

UnderpantsGnome · 19-02-2009 06:14PM

A Hickeys near where I live closed down. But they took over another pharmacy so it's not really the same thing. I like Hickeys.

Lockstep · 19-02-2009 06:15PM

UnderpantsGnome wrote: »

A Hickeys near where I live closed down. But they took over another pharmacy so it's not really the same thing. I like Hickeys.

I love AH:D

Degag · 19-02-2009 06:15PM

I thought the only people who got hickeys anymore were >16

Lockstep · 19-02-2009 06:16PM

Degag wrote: »

I thought the only people who got hickeys anymore were >16

Someone is out of touch

missbaker · 19-02-2009 06:18PM

UnderpantsGnome wrote: »

A Hickeys near where I live closed down. But they took over another pharmacy so it's not really the same thing. I like Hickeys.

LMAO Excellent!!!

Diabhal Beag · 19-02-2009 06:20PM

Injections or a nice knife

Degag · 19-02-2009 06:20PM

kickoutthejams wrote: »

Someone is out of touch

Hold on, shouldn't that be <16... i was never good at those symbols!

6th · 19-02-2009 06:20PM

Wear a polar neck, not only will it hide the hickey but everyone will presume you are ghey.

Tom65 · 19-02-2009 06:24PM

If you get your body covered in hickeys, it'll look normal.

banshee_bones · 19-02-2009 06:26PM

"ooooooooo someone got a hickey! Someone got a hickey"

(and more playground style chants......)

get a scarf!

Collie D · 19-02-2009 06:27PM

Thinly veiled "I got laid last night" thread.

+1 for the toothpaste

Now can anyone tell me where I can buy XXL condoms?

Lockstep · 19-02-2009 06:27PM

I would cover it if I could, I need to get rid of it ASAP (damn uniforms, wouldn't be able to add something onto it, no matter how dashing it would look)

Collie D wrote: »

"I got laid last night" thread.

I should be so lucky.

phasers · 19-02-2009 06:27PM

Hickeys are for knackers and 12 year olds

Lockstep · 19-02-2009 06:29PM

I blame the vampires.

19-02-2009 06:30PM

kickoutthejams wrote: »

Anyone here got a quick way of getting rid of them?

Unplug the hoover. It won't get rid of them but will stop them "spreading"......

starflake · 19-02-2009 06:40PM

ALso... You could tryputting a muzzle on him/her

Toots · 19-02-2009 06:43PM

OK, this isn't so much getting rid of it, but this stuff works a treat covering them up!!! It's not exactly recession friendly tho

and I realise that you are a dude, so you may not want to use this. :pac: A friend of mine swears by sudocream but, personally I find it's just better to cover it up and wait for it to fade. Not that I've ever had that many.

<_<
>_>

Vain · 19-02-2009 06:49PM

A guy in school before came in telling us that his girlfriend at the time had a big hickey on her neck and she said that a girl pinched her neck and it was the new trend going around the school. He was totally convinced about what she told him:rolleyes:

MIN2511 · 19-02-2009 06:53PM

I miss hickeys....

Hiding them i mean

Abi · 19-02-2009 06:55PM

kickoutthejams wrote: »

Anyone here got a quick way of getting rid of them?

Oh mai gad you scoRed! :O

No way really. It is a bruise, it will take a few days. Collars up dude.

Turd Ferguson · 19-02-2009 06:55PM

Vain wrote: »

A guy i school before came in telling us that his girlfriend at the time had a big hickey on her neck and she said that a girl pinched her neck and it was the new trend going around the school. He was totally convinced about what she told him:rolleyes:

A guy you school before? Jesus is that even legal (lolwhut?)

And kickouthtejams, I woul have expected more from you than a "Look at me, I kissed a real life lady" thread. Tut tut tut

Lockstep · 19-02-2009 06:58PM

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

And kickouthtejams, I woul have expected more from you than a "Look at me, I kissed a real life lady" thread. Tut tut tut

Who says it was a lady;)

I'm in college at the moment, have to head off in uniform in around an hour, need easily obtained anti-hickey material.

Vain · 19-02-2009 07:02PM

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

A guy you school before? Jesus is that even legal (lolwhut?)

And kickouthtejams, I woul have expected more from you than a "Look at me, I kissed a real life lady" thread. Tut tut tut

It doesn't pay to sleep during English class for 5years:D A guy in school, thats what it should of been.