people who bite their nails............

John Mason · 18-02-2009 10:45PM #1

..............should be shot on sight (they are probably union members as well:mad:

18-02-2009 10:47PM

Yeah, they're sure as hell worse than, well, the criminals...

Nerin · 18-02-2009 10:48PM

....

>_>

<_<

You used to be cool man. What happened to you.

RoundyMooney · 18-02-2009 10:48PM

May all your troubles be little ones.

peanuthead · 18-02-2009 10:49PM

I used to bite my nails. So fu*king what.

mental07 · 18-02-2009 10:50PM

People who make really loud noise biting their nails really grind my gears. OP has a point! Slightly extreme, maybe....

John Mason · 18-02-2009 10:50PM

bluewolf wrote: »

Yeah, they're sure as hell worse than, well, the criminals...

yes, yes they are

burn in hell

Captain Darling · 18-02-2009 10:53PM

Does a nibble on the quick of your nail count?

John Mason · 18-02-2009 10:55PM

Captain Darling wrote: »

Does a nibble on the quick of your nail count?

yeah, it bloody does:mad:

Abi · 18-02-2009 10:55PM

/looks up to sky and extends arms

*twirls*

Weeeeeeee!

peanuthead · 18-02-2009 10:55PM

ah no it is annoying when they make noise. I used to be like that!! haha!!

Not to mention that its a filthy habit too. That's why I stopped. Still drink, smoke, use recreational drugs and frequent hookers though!

Tech3 · 18-02-2009 10:56PM

ye bloody upstarts!

kelle · 18-02-2009 10:56PM

How about men who scratch themselves "down there"? I think they should all be hung, drawn and quartered.

<< kelle goes off to bite nails>>

ejmaztec · 18-02-2009 10:57PM

Nazi nail-biting Godwin bastards! :mad:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article5755375.ece

Hitler bit his nails and had table manners which were 'little short of shocking'

Adolf Hitler's uncouth behaviour and shocking table manners appalled his wartime dining companions, according to a secret intelligence report discovered during a house clearance.
The papers, marked “Must be destroyed within 48 hours of reading”, include a psychological profile of the Nazi dictator based on the interrogation of one of his closest aides.
The aide, an officer who kept the appointments diary at Wolf's Lair, Hitler's military headquarters at Rastenburg in East Prussia, described how the Führer bit his nails during meals, gorged on cakes and was often lost in his own thoughts, paying little attention to the conversation around him. He also spoke about the rages that kept Hitler's senior officers in a state of constant terror

Alanstrainor · 18-02-2009 10:58PM

kelle wrote: »

How about men who scratch themselves "down there"

How else are we supposed to cure an itchy foot?

Captain Darling · 18-02-2009 10:59PM

pink fluffy bunny wrote: »

yeah, it bloody does:mad:

Darn it, put me up against the wall then....

Harsh, very harsh.....

FlutterinBantam · 18-02-2009 11:00PM

Nothing like draggin' a good nailfull of ball grease on an upward stroke I say myself.
From the bottom of the sack to the root of the jack.

Very nice:)

RKDus · 18-02-2009 11:00PM

pink fluffy bunny wrote: »

..............should be shot on sight (they are probably union members as well:mad:

Build a bridge

Phsyche · 18-02-2009 11:02PM

are these the same people what eat their own snot as an appetiser before starting on the nails?

just watch them behind the wheel in traffic...

John Mason · 18-02-2009 11:08PM

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Nothing like draggin' a good nailfull of ball grease on an upward stroke I say myself.
From the bottom of the sack to the root of the jack.

Very nice:)

thank you for that, dearest:rolleyes:

minidazzler · 18-02-2009 11:12PM

ejmaztec wrote: »

Nazi nail-biting Godwin bastards! :mad:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article5755375.ece

Hitler bit his nails and had table manners which were 'little short of shocking'

Adolf Hitler's uncouth behaviour and shocking table manners appalled his wartime dining companions, according to a secret intelligence report discovered during a house clearance.
The papers, marked “Must be destroyed within 48 hours of reading”, include a psychological profile of the Nazi dictator based on the interrogation of one of his closest aides.
The aide, an officer who kept the appointments diary at Wolf's Lair, Hitler's military headquarters at Rastenburg in East Prussia, described how the Führer bit his nails during meals, gorged on cakes and was often lost in his own thoughts, paying little attention to the conversation around him. He also spoke about the rages that kept Hitler's senior officers in a state of constant terror

Yeah so what, are you saying his nail-biting made him an underachiever?

FlutterinBantam · 18-02-2009 11:12PM

Well you stretch the sack upwards with one hand and draw the nails of the other upwards towards the balls.

A bit like micro ploughing, but hard to beat for a little burst of pleasure, when all seems lost.

Trust me on that.;)

RoundyMooney · 18-02-2009 11:13PM

On another note, I can only assume Des won't be biting his nails any more then?

Mint Sauce · 18-02-2009 11:13PM

pink fluffy bunny wrote: »

..............should be shot on sight (they are probably union members as well:mad:

i can confirm i'm not a member of any unions

Professey Chin · 18-02-2009 11:15PM

pink fluffy bunny wrote: »

..............should be shot on sight (they are probably union members as well:mad:

Im not a union member and well I hate you too:mad:

phasers · 18-02-2009 11:17PM

I'm biting my nails now, what are you gonna do about it?

allthedoyles · 18-02-2009 11:18PM

Its genetic - forgive them all

Mhmm...weetabix · 18-02-2009 11:20PM

How else are my toe nails going to trim themselves??

John Mason · 18-02-2009 11:20PM

RoundyMooney wrote: »

On another note, I can only assume Des won't be biting his nails any more then?

well, not if ever wants to do this again.........................

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Well you stretch the sack upwards with one hand and draw the nails of the other upwards towards the balls.

A bit like micro ploughing, but hard to beat for a little burst of pleasure, when all seems lost.

Trust me on that.;)

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Im not a union member and well I hate you too:mad:

thats okay, i never was too fond of you either

spoonbadger · 18-02-2009 11:25PM

I just raped and killed my girlfriend on her birthday.

Fookin' nailbiters :mad:.

bobcar61 · 18-02-2009 11:27PM

It's just a habit,the same way people smoke or have other annoying habits.

people who bite their nails............

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