people who bite their nails............

John Mason

..............should be shot on sight (they are probably union members as well:mad:

Yeah, they're sure as hell worse than, well, the criminals...

Nerin

....

>_>

<_<

You used to be cool man. What happened to you.

RoundyMooney

May all your troubles be little ones.

peanuthead

I used to bite my nails. So fu*king what.

mental07

People who make really loud noise biting their nails really grind my gears. OP has a point! Slightly extreme, maybe....

John Mason

bluewolf wrote: »

Yeah, they're sure as hell worse than, well, the criminals...

yes, yes they are

burn in hell

Captain Darling

Does a nibble on the quick of your nail count?

John Mason

Captain Darling wrote: »

Does a nibble on the quick of your nail count?

yeah, it bloody does:mad:

Abi

/looks up to sky and extends arms

*twirls*

Weeeeeeee!

peanuthead

ah no it is annoying when they make noise. I used to be like that!! haha!!

Not to mention that its a filthy habit too. That's why I stopped. Still drink, smoke, use recreational drugs and frequent hookers though!

Tech3

ye bloody upstarts!

kelle

How about men who scratch themselves "down there"? I think they should all be hung, drawn and quartered.


<< kelle goes off to bite nails>>

ejmaztec

Nazi nail-biting Godwin bastards! :mad:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article5755375.ece

Hitler bit his nails and had table manners which were 'little short of shocking'


Adolf Hitler's uncouth behaviour and shocking table manners appalled his wartime dining companions, according to a secret intelligence report discovered during a house clearance.
The papers, marked “Must be destroyed within 48 hours of reading”, include a psychological profile of the Nazi dictator based on the interrogation of one of his closest aides.
The aide, an officer who kept the appointments diary at Wolf's Lair, Hitler's military headquarters at Rastenburg in East Prussia, described how the Führer bit his nails during meals, gorged on cakes and was often lost in his own thoughts, paying little attention to the conversation around him. He also spoke about the rages that kept Hitler's senior officers in a state of constant terror

Alanstrainor

kelle wrote: »

How about men who scratch themselves "down there"

How else are we supposed to cure an itchy foot?

Captain Darling

pink fluffy bunny wrote: »

yeah, it bloody does:mad:

Darn it, put me up against the wall then....


Harsh, very harsh.....

FlutterinBantam

Nothing like draggin' a good nailfull of ball grease on an upward stroke I say myself.
From the bottom of the sack to the root of the jack.

Very nice:)

RKDus

pink fluffy bunny wrote: »

..............should be shot on sight (they are probably union members as well:mad:

Build a bridge

Phsyche

are these the same people what eat their own snot as an appetiser before starting on the nails?

just watch them behind the wheel in traffic...

John Mason

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Nothing like draggin' a good nailfull of ball grease on an upward stroke I say myself.
From the bottom of the sack to the root of the jack.

Very nice:)

thank you for that, dearest:rolleyes:

minidazzler

ejmaztec wrote: »

Nazi nail-biting Godwin bastards! :mad:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article5755375.ece

Hitler bit his nails and had table manners which were 'little short of shocking'


Adolf Hitler's uncouth behaviour and shocking table manners appalled his wartime dining companions, according to a secret intelligence report discovered during a house clearance.
The papers, marked “Must be destroyed within 48 hours of reading”, include a psychological profile of the Nazi dictator based on the interrogation of one of his closest aides.
The aide, an officer who kept the appointments diary at Wolf's Lair, Hitler's military headquarters at Rastenburg in East Prussia, described how the Führer bit his nails during meals, gorged on cakes and was often lost in his own thoughts, paying little attention to the conversation around him. He also spoke about the rages that kept Hitler's senior officers in a state of constant terror

Yeah so what, are you saying his nail-biting made him an underachiever?

FlutterinBantam

Well you stretch the sack upwards with one hand and draw the nails of the other upwards towards the balls.

A bit like micro ploughing, but hard to beat for a little burst of pleasure, when all seems lost.

Trust me on that.;)

RoundyMooney

On another note, I can only assume Des won't be biting his nails any more then?

Mint Sauce

pink fluffy bunny wrote: »

..............should be shot on sight (they are probably union members as well:mad:

i can confirm i'm not a member of any unions

Professey Chin

pink fluffy bunny wrote: »

..............should be shot on sight (they are probably union members as well:mad:

Im not a union member and well I hate you too:mad:

phasers

I'm biting my nails now, what are you gonna do about it?

allthedoyles

Its genetic - forgive them all

Mhmm...weetabix

How else are my toe nails going to trim themselves??

John Mason

RoundyMooney wrote: »

On another note, I can only assume Des won't be biting his nails any more then?

well, not if ever wants to do this again.........................

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Well you stretch the sack upwards with one hand and draw the nails of the other upwards towards the balls.

A bit like micro ploughing, but hard to beat for a little burst of pleasure, when all seems lost.

Trust me on that.;)

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Im not a union member and well I hate you too:mad:

thats okay, i never was too fond of you either

spoonbadger

I just raped and killed my girlfriend on her birthday.

Fookin' nailbiters :mad:.

bobcar61

It's just a habit,the same way people smoke or have other annoying habits.

Riddle101

If nailbiters annoy the OP then maybe the OP should mind her own business and stop watching them bite their nails. Seriously it's not rocket science just turn your head, and stop looking.

ejmaztec

minidazzler wrote: »

Yeah so what, are you saying his nail-biting made him an underachiever?

If he hadn't been a nail-biter we'd all be speaking German. :P

UnderpantsGnome

It's very simple. It goes like this:

Stage 1 - Bite Nails

Stage 2 - ???

Stage 3 - PROFIT!!!

Professey Chin

UnderpantsGnome wrote: »

It's very simple. It goes like this:

Stage 1 - Bite Nails

Stage 2 - ???

Stage 3 - PROFIT!!!

Its how I made my fortune :pac:

Gummy Panda

UnderpantsGnome wrote: »

It's very simple. It goes like this:

Stage 1 - Bite Nails

Stage 2 - ???

Stage 3 - PROFIT!!!

I love your username and location. gonna watch that episode now

On the topic, can we clear what is the nail biting offense? What happens if I was nibbing on a girls toe (she has a foot fetish) and bite her nail by accident, would i be egilible for summary execution?

Mhmm...weetabix

Gummy Panda wrote: »

I love your username and location. gonna watch that episode now

On the topic, can we clear what is the nail biting offense? What happens if I was nibbing on a girls toe (she has a foot fetish) and bite her nail by accident, would i be egilible for summary execution?

You're a union cohort and should therefore fit for the same punishment

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Not a fan of it myself. Girlfriend does it a lot... dirty habbit.

Diabhal Beag

People who don't bite their fingernails are gay for letting their nails grow long.

Arguement OVER







.

Gummy Panda

Little Shyte wrote: »

People who don't bite their fingernails are gay for letting their nails grow long.

Arguement OVER

or they use a nail clippers?

Arguement RESUMED

UnderpantsGnome

Gummy Panda wrote: »

I love your username and location.

Thank you. (Can't give a Thumbs-Up.)

Can I have your underpants now?

thefinalstage

pink fluffy bunny wrote: »

..............should be shot on sight (they are probably union members as well:mad:

*I stick my nail bitten middle finger you at you and leave.*

CreepingDeath

Phsyche wrote: »

are these the same people what eat their own snot as an appetiser before starting on the nails?

No, not the same people.

Nose pickers need good nails to dig around their nasal cavity.

paddyb125

I do it...what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger!:D

Genghiz Cohen

Thumbs down OP, poor show.

donmeister

People who bite there nails! I don't care,just don't do it in front of me! So rude,and rank!

omb0wyn5ehpij9

I hate when people bite their nails in front of me!!! :mad:

John Mason

Riddle101 wrote: »

If nailbiters annoy the OP then maybe the OP should mind her own business and stop watching them bite their nails. Seriously it's not rocket science just turn your head, and stop looking.

its a bit fecking difficult to do that when they are sitting on your sofa munching them you your FECKING EAR :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

twinytwo

people who bit their nails usually have a lot of unspent rage/anger...

luckat

Where's the poll?

Zee Deveel

What about the people who have tried in vain to stop biting their nails, only to develop a habit of chewing the skin around their nails?