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Nodin · 17-02-2009 04:00PM

FruitLover wrote: »

No real man would ever pass up the opportunity for a sneak peek.

Years ago, I was flicking through the sattelite chanells and stopped on some thing about "naturists". Germans, men and Wimmin, running nekkid down the beach, with it all hanging out..................except for one woman, whose genitals were blurred out....WHAT WAS THE HORROR THEREUNDER? To this day I wonder and shudder...

Adam · 17-02-2009 04:03PM

Nodin wrote: »

Years ago, I was flicking through the sattelite chanells and stopped on some thing about "naturists". Germans, men and Wimmin, running nekkid down the beach, with it all hanging out..................except for one woman, whose genitals were blurred out....WHAT WAS THE HORROR THEREUNDER? To this day I wonder and shudder...

a swastika

FlutterinBantam · 17-02-2009 04:05PM

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

No - anatomically speaking, it's too high up. The 'flaps' would be covered by the dress.

Sorry to eh, blow the fantasy there lads.

Agree there,too high up.
Flaps would be tilted towards the floor in that position imho.

Lower end of the dress would cover the view.

Would have more wrinkling as well.

Puddleduck · 17-02-2009 04:07PM

Adam wrote: »

this is why i love you

Wheres my valentines and chocolates then. I cried.

Yes, all those real men with there noses pressed up to the computer screen wondering if they can see some fanny *swoons*

SoupyNorman · 17-02-2009 04:09PM

Thats a Hatchet wound alright, model are not allowed wear undies. It would be totally unacceptable for lines to shoe though the clothes.

stovelid · 17-02-2009 04:10PM

Just checked the copy in work.

Gooter prognosis: negative.

KTRIC · 17-02-2009 04:10PM

Its a new dance called the "Gash Flash", catching on all over the world as we speak.

OMG , you noobs are sooooo far behind. :rolleyes:

phenomenon · 17-02-2009 04:12PM

Damn I missed that this morning but I think you're right...! :pac:

On a sidenote, the Metro letters page is a trolling paradise. Take the letter today about the Moldovian painter who was so more efficient than his Irish equivalent. Arghh! You can bet the editor makes this shít up to provoke a reaction.

FlutterinBantam · 17-02-2009 04:13PM

Puddleduck wrote: »

Wheres my valentines and chocolates then. I cried.

Yes, all those real men with there noses pressed up to the computer screen wondering if they can see some fanny *swoons*

Listen,acres of fanny on the auld internet honey, unintentional gash, thats the turn on... OK;)

Puddleduck · 17-02-2009 04:24PM

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Listen,acres of fanny on the auld internet honey, unintentional gash, thats the turn on... OK;)

Ah, I guessed as much. The kind of fanny that you wouldnt normally get to see...even if its not actually fanny and is in fact, a wrinkly knee/leg. I can hear the fapping now.

marcsignal · 17-02-2009 04:27PM

Collie D wrote: »

You're not missing much...she's a mixture of Sarah Jessica Parker and a man

a man with bandy legs and a face like 'Francis the Talking Mule'

Adam · 17-02-2009 04:27PM

Puddleduck wrote: »

Ah, I guessed as much. The kind of fanny that you wouldnt normally get to see...even if its not actually fanny and is in fact, a wrinkly knee/leg. I can hear the fapping now.

what? i'm nowhere near you!

Puddleduck · 17-02-2009 04:28PM

Adam wrote: »

what? i'm nowhere near you!

Yea, but your really loud.

Adam · 17-02-2009 04:29PM

Puddleduck wrote: »

Yea, but your really loud.

om nom nom nom nom

sorry...

Puddleduck · 17-02-2009 04:33PM

Adam wrote: »

om nom nom nom nom

sorry...

I think you need to learn how to fap properly if thats the noise you make...

MonicaBing · 17-02-2009 04:44PM

Jayziz, she's hanging low if thats a flap! Looks more like her thigh and the angle of the camera to me..:P

pfk-0p · 17-02-2009 04:53PM

Collie D wrote: »

You're not missing much...she's a mixture of Sarah Jessica Parker and a man

but sarah jessica parker already looks like a man

:p:p:rolleyes:

panda100 · 17-02-2009 05:05PM

I wish the Metro would stop masquerading as a 'newspaper' when its merely a collection of mysoginistic pictures of models and female celebs.

Look at the pictures in todays edition:
Front cover= Picture of Victoria Beckham and model type
Third page= some women wearing a bra pushing her breasts up in a sexually suggestive pose. Then theres some women on all fours, like a dog, wearing a bikini.
Fourth page=Irish Model Pippa O'Conner
Fifth page=Another model this time showing her bits.

Perhaps could we have a bit of gender variety? Or at least show that women do a bit more than shop,model or pose half naked .

I was reading it on the bus last year and there was a huge picture on page 3 of these three Irish models wearing lacy bra's and suspenders promoting the Burn energy drink.It was just page after page of female models/celebs. By the end of my bus journey I felt pretty sh*t about myself and my gender. All the pictures of men were politicians or famous sportsmen. The only pictures of women were of model/celeb types

This isnt just confined to The Metro, The Indo is just as bad.

SoupyNorman · 17-02-2009 05:18PM

panda100 wrote: »

I wish the Metro would stop masquerading as a 'newspaper' when its merely a collection of mysoginistic pictures of models and female celebs.

Look at the pictures in todays edition:
Front cover= Picture of Victoria Beckham and model type
Third page= some women wearing a bra pushing her breasts up in a sexually suggestive pose. Then theres some women on all fours, like a dog, wearing a bikini.
Fourth page=Irish Model Pippa O'Conner
Fifth page=Another model this time showing her bits.

Perhaps could we have a bit of gender variety? Or at least show that women do a bit more than shop,model or pose half naked .

I was reading it on the bus last year and there was a huge picture on page 3 of these three Irish models wearing lacy bra's and suspenders promoting the Burn energy drink.It was just page after page of female models/celebs. By the end of my bus journey I felt pretty sh*t about myself and my gender. All the pictures of men were politicians or famous sportsmen. The only pictures of women were of model/celeb types

This isnt just confined to The Metro, The Indo is just as bad.

It's free :rolleyes:

BaconZombie · 17-02-2009 05:21PM

IBLT

Also the online version has a zoom function....

http://www.metroireland.ie/

connundrum · 17-02-2009 05:43PM

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

No - anatomically speaking, it's too high up. The 'flaps' would be covered by the dress.

Sorry to eh, blow the fantasy there lads.

That is of course unless she has MASSIVE FLAPS.

Collie D · 17-02-2009 06:14PM

panda100 wrote: »

Third page= some women wearing a bra pushing her breasts up in a sexually suggestive pose. Then theres some women on all fours, like a dog, wearing a bikini.

Eh, that would be Debbie Magee. If she makes you feel insecure then I think you may have issues. There's also a pic of David Beckham almost in the buff on that page for the ladies.

17-02-2009 06:22PM

Seriously, you people have a full interweb at your fingertips. If you want to see actual beef curtains, you do have the resources far beyond the grainy pic of a cheaply manufactured, free paper.

Collie D · 17-02-2009 06:24PM

As someone else put it more eloquently than I ever could "accidental gash" is funnier/more interesting/erotic/delete where applicable...

Nichololas · 17-02-2009 06:51PM

BlitzKrieg wrote: »

ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!

Enhance.... enhance...

Actually, no.

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