What useare cats

colrow · 15-02-2009 09:10PM #1

I can't think of any use for the horrible furry yokes except for ...

Queen-Mise · 15-02-2009 09:23PM

As a certain australian singer (Kevin bloody wilson) used to sing -

The fcuking cats back, the fcuking cats, i stuck my foot up its bum and kicked it till kingdom come. the fcuking cat's back, the fcuking cats back.

And so on, and so forth.

Rhyme · 15-02-2009 09:23PM

They offer neither milk nor meat.

They are cuddly though, anyone disputing this can meet me around the back of the nest in five minutes, choose your weapon wisely.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYzM4tVbjyE

colrow · 15-02-2009 09:28PM

Meat, mmm, i spose they might be nice barbecued, after stroking them a lot to lull them into a false sense of security.

Cat ribs in a tangy lime sauce anyone ?

tangerinepuppet · 15-02-2009 09:40PM

Oh come on! We're never more than a couple of feet away from a rat! At least feeding a stray cat to keep it around the outside of your house keeps those dirty feckers at bay.

colrow · 15-02-2009 09:45PM

We've got a wild one made its home in the barn, can't get near it, so to stroke it I'd have to shoot it first, maybe I could cook it the hedgehog way wrap it in clay put it in the fire, and when its cooked the clay will pull away the fur

445279.ie · 15-02-2009 10:21PM

Totally agree - hate cats :mad:

kittens are cute though

colrow · 15-02-2009 10:59PM

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kittens are cute though

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speshully s e x kittens eh

Hermy · 15-02-2009 11:05PM

Without cats there'd be no lolcats.

randylonghorn · 15-02-2009 11:45PM

Oh, c'mon ... there's nothing like making a pussy purr ... >_>

colrow · 16-02-2009 07:35AM

Thats my boy, but you is confused we're talking about those flea ridden, asthma inducing, 4 legged dog teasers

Black Swan · 16-02-2009 07:44AM

Ghost Train · 16-02-2009 08:25AM

colrow · 16-02-2009 09:30AM

Keep thison topic pleze .... What Use Are Cats ????

Sleipnir · 16-02-2009 09:35AM

colrow wrote: »

I can't think of any use for the horrible furry yokes except for ...

Shoes, handbags, emergency rations...

colrow · 16-02-2009 12:17PM

I wonder if they'd be any good for plugging a leak in sinking boat ?

banshee_bones · 16-02-2009 04:43PM

Cats are great pets, cuddly and loveable, they keep rats away. And stroking a cat or dog for 20 minutes or so has been shown to reduce blood pressure.
Therefore pets such as cats have a theraputic affect.

Rhyme · 16-02-2009 07:25PM

There is also more than one way to skin a cat.

banshee_bones · 16-02-2009 07:35PM

Rhyme wrote: »

There is also more than one way to skin a cat.

yeah? speaking from experience are you! :eek:

Rhyme · 16-02-2009 07:38PM

There's this little tab where the tail meets the spine that if you pull hard enou-

...I've said too much.

banshee_bones · 16-02-2009 07:42PM

Rhyme wrote: »

There's this little tab where the tail meets the spine that if you pull hard enou-

...I've said too much.

:eek: x 1,000

Rhyme · 16-02-2009 07:57PM

Okay you got me, even i flinched at the thought of tearing the skin from an innocent kitty, curing the thin hide and fashioning it into a stylish doublet to be worn to soireés.

banshee_bones · 16-02-2009 08:16PM

http://thedailykitten.com/media/kittypix/0/kitten390_09.jpg

you wouldnt.....

Mr. Presentable · 16-02-2009 08:21PM

Turn em inside out for a nice muff.
Use the intestine as a condom.
Nailed inside the front door they make a very good intrusion detector

Rhyme · 16-02-2009 08:23PM

Super-serious.

colrow · 16-02-2009 08:27PM

Some old boys in Cornwall used to swear by hanging a dead cat over their favourite fishing spot, for a week or two, the maggots that dropped out as a drip feed, got plenty of fish interested.

colrow · 16-02-2009 08:28PM

banshee_bones wrote: »

Cats are great pets, cuddly and loveable, they keep rats away. And stroking a cat or dog for 20 minutes or so has been shown to reduce blood pressure.
Therefore pets such as cats have a theraputic affect.

Anyone offering to let me stroke their pussy for an hour or two ?:)