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The Saga ofThe Saga of MightyCushion and Tentmaker The Magnificient

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  • #32
    Lynskey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 178 ✭✭Lynskey


    Tentmaker wrote: »
    Pathetic, and just when i was beginning to want you something terrible. Stop right now this silly whinning, and you can still have my children. I am a truely wonderous baby maker, possessing all the preferred tools for speedy procreation. So get out of your funk, and return to being your hot little self.:D

    Awwwww, i cant stay mad at you! Oh wait, I can. Seriously, tell us the purpose of this thread or be hung, drawn and quartered...(electronically, of course)


  • #33
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    As long as the OP doesn't start any more strange threads;).......................oh wait..................:eek:


  • #34
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Tentmaker, you're a LEGEND! ;)


  • #35
    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    Almightycushions derriere is rumored to be somewhat like that of Beyonces :pac:... hence the user name. Is this the main attraction for you Tentmaker? Or is it her mind your after.


  • #36
    Lynskey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 178 ✭✭Lynskey


    square_igloo wrote: »
    Tentmaker, you're a LEGEND! ;)

    Oh god, here's another one......


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  • #37
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    square_igloo wrote: »
    Tentmaker, you're a LEGEND! ;)

    It's not the word I would have used! :rolleyes:


  • #38
    Lynskey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 178 ✭✭Lynskey


    themadchef wrote: »
    Almightycushions derriere is rumored to be somewhat like that of Beyonces :pac:... hence the user name. Is this the main attraction for you Tentmaker? Or is it her mind your after.

    Surely anyone with an arse akin to that of Beyonce's wouldn't be wasting their time on a thread like this one...


  • #39
    Lynskey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 178 ✭✭Lynskey


    Biggins wrote: »
    It's not the word I would have used! :rolleyes:

    :D:D


  • #40
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    this is starting to enter stalker territory


  • #41
    Tentmaker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 95 ✭✭Tentmaker


    themadchef wrote: »
    Almightycushions derriere is rumored to be somewhat like that of Beyonces :pac:... hence the user name. Is this the main attraction for you Tentmaker? Or is it her mind your after.
    At my present state of being, one-night affairs is all I can handle. Even those can't be too involved. In the latter stages of maturity the mind seems to wander to more important things like pick-a-nicking with a fair maiden in the shade of a goodly tree on some verdant hillside beyond the brutal touches of technology.;)


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  • #42
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Lynskey wrote: »
    Oh god, here's another one......
    Another what?
    I'm merely expressing my appreciation of the great effort Tentmaker is putting into his posts.
    I'd quite like to see something in haiku form though.
    Biggins wrote: »
    It's not the word I would have used! :rolleyes:

    What word would you have used? A complimentery one, no doubt. :pac:


  • #43
    Lynskey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 178 ✭✭Lynskey


    square_igloo wrote: »
    Another what?
    I'm merely expressing my appreciation of the great effort Tentmaker is putting into his posts.
    I'd quite like to see something in haiku form though.



    What word would you have used? A complimentery one, no doubt. :pac:

    I see you must be under the influence of a class A illegal substance also--ah well there's a time and a place for everything....


  • #44
    Tentmaker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 95 ✭✭Tentmaker


    square_igloo wrote: »
    Tentmaker, you're a LEGEND! ;)
    Careful there woman! I am also a legendary Warlock, and have been known to get deep inside a woman before she is aware of it. Too, the Scent of a woman does strange things to me, causing significant transformations. So, for your own safety, please exercise all due discretion. Luv ;)


  • #45
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Lynskey wrote:
    I see you must be under the influence of a class A illegal substance also--ah well there's a time and a place for everything....

    Your claim is incorect and I refute it.


  • #46
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Tentmaker wrote: »
    Careful there woman! I am also a legendary Warlock, and have been known to get deep inside a woman before she is aware of it. Too, the Scent of a woman does strange things to me, causing significant transformations. So, for your own safety, please exercise all due discretion. Luv ;)

    Ah look, someone thinks he's Harry Potter!


  • #47
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Tentmaker wrote: »
    Careful there woman! I am also a legendary Warlock, and have been known to get deep inside a woman before she is aware of it. Too, the Scent of a woman does strange things to me, causing significant transformations. So, for your own safety, please exercise all due discretion. Luv ;)

    Ah, I'm a lady aswell it seems.
    Fantastic...


  • #48
    Tentmaker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 95 ✭✭Tentmaker


    square_igloo wrote: »
    Ah, I'm a lady aswell it seems.
    Fantastic...
    You, my dear, surely are. Else I would not seek after you to the point of wild imaginings and sleepless nights. Together, united as one, we would be Lord and M'Lady of the Realm.:D


  • #49
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Tentmaker's prose seems a little camp. :pac:


  • #50
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    I'm gonna write an erotic fanfic in which I bugger every mod in the hopes that it makes me Boards-famous


  • #51
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,351 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Oh Tenty, you brought this on yourself. Yesterday was Valentine's Day and not one rose did I get. You didn't even call. Even now you get my name wrong calling me MightyCushion. I used to think you were a real gentleman who knew how to treat a lady the way she should be but now I see the truth.


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  • #52
    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    Tentmaker wrote: »
    You, my dear, surely are. Else I would not seek after you to the point of wild imaginings and sleepless nights. Together, united as one, we would be Lord and M'Lady of the Realm.:D

    You're putting it about a bit Tentmaker... pace yourself :p


  • #53
    Tentmaker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 95 ✭✭Tentmaker


    phasers wrote: »
    I'm gonna write an erotic fanfic in which I bugger every mod in the hopes that it makes me Boards-famous
    Why don't you let Javaboy write it for you? She/He at least has command of basic English, and a modicum of intelligence to go with that accomplishment.:D


  • #54
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 18,046 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    is his fruity language the only reason he's not banned yet?


  • #55
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Deleted User wrote: »
    is his fruity language the only reason he's not banned yet?
    That would be, again.:D


  • #56
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Deleted User wrote: »
    is his fruity language the only reason he's not banned yet?

    By "fruit" - do you mean "nuts?" 100% nuts!


  • #57
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 31,263 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Well I'm very aroused.


  • #58
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Tentmaker wrote: »
    You, my dear, surely are. Else I would not seek after you to the point of wild imaginings and sleepless nights. Together, united as one, we would be Lord and M'Lady of the Realm.:D
    Pighead thinks that Tentmaker speaks a lot of nonson-se

    http://www.ukraine.com/forums/open-board/2294-more-travel-me-7.html


  • #59
    Tentmaker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 95 ✭✭Tentmaker


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    Oh Tenty, you brought this on yourself. Yesterday was Valentine's Day and not one rose did I get. You didn't even call. Even now you get my name wrong calling me MightyCushion. I used to think you were a real gentleman who knew how to treat a lady the way she should be but now I see the truth.
    My dearest Cushion,

    If I had but known that you held such deep feelings for me. The gods should have informed me that I was touching your very soul. They have negelected their duties, and I shall reprimand them..harshly.
    I wish I had the gift of making rhymes, for methinks there is poetry in my head and heart since I have been in love with you. You are a Poem. Of what sort, then? Epic? Mercy on me, no! A sonnet? No; for that is too labored and artificial. You are a sort of sweet, simple, gay, pathetic ballad, which Nature is singing, sometimes with tears, sometimes with smiles, and sometimes with intermingled smiles and tears.
    I hope to hold you in my arms before long, when I shall lavish upon you a million kisses, burning as the equatorial sun; but give me none in return, for they set my blood on fire.


    yr. most attached

    Tentmaker the Magnificient


  • #60
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Tentmaker wrote: »
    My dearest Cushion,

    If I had but known that you held such deep feelings for me. The gods should have informed me that I was touching your very soul. They have negelected their duties, and I shall reprimand them..harshly.
    I wish I had the gift of making rhymes, for methinks there is poetry in my head and heart since I have been in love with you. You are a Poem. Of what sort, then? Epic? Mercy on me, no! A sonnet? No; for that is too labored and artificial. You are a sort of sweet, simple, gay, pathetic ballad, which Nature is singing, sometimes with tears, sometimes with smiles, and sometimes with intermingled smiles and tears.
    I hope to hold you in my arms before long, when I shall lavish upon you a million kisses, burning as the equatorial sun; but give me none in return, for they set my blood on fire.


    yr. most attached

    Tentmaker the Magnificient


    so you just used him, sorry, her


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  • #61
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Tentmaker wrote: »
    Why don't you let Javaboy write it for you? She/He at least has command of basic English, and a modicum of intelligence to go with that accomplishment.:D

    I want it to be dirty, but not THAT dirty


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