The Saga ofThe Saga of MightyCushion and Tentmaker The Magnificient

Tentmaker

Today was supposed to be the start of the story of the LOVE AFFAIR between MightyCushion and Tentmaker The Magnificient. But it is not to be.

MightyCushion emailed me saying that if I told it she would never speak to me again, and that she would leave the boards forever. It is not my wish that she carry out either of thse threats. So I wont publish the facts of our time together.

But MightyCushion, you will now have to bring forth facts to disprove my truthful claims. Or you will have to tell the world that you do indeed love me. The people will demand it.:D

Love

Kold

lolwat

Biggins

Lynskey

I get the feel this is quite the esoteric thread. There is also a huge sense of "inside joke-ness"....

Tentmaker

All great love stories need telling, and I've waited some time to tell the one of MightyCushion and Tentmaker the Magnificient. When she'll gracefully consent it will be told. How fortunate you are to be alive and to be able to read words of such profound truth that your entire body will weep with sadness and surge with wild and joy as I recount the tumultuous events For MightyCushion and Tentmaker are HEROIC FIGURES caught up in mind-numbing and soul-crushing on-rush of the DARK VILLIANS of cause and effect. Perhaps, at last, the Dame Fortuna is smiling upon us.

Lynskey

Tentmaker wrote: »

All great love stories need telling, and I've waited some time to tell the one of MightyCushion and Tentmaker the Magnificient. When she'll gracefully consent it will be told. How fortunate you are to be alive and to be able to read words of such profound truth that your entire body will weep with sadness and surge with wild and joy as I recount the tumultuous events For MightyCushion and Tentmaker are HEROIC FIGURES caught up in mind-numbing and soul-crushing on-rush of the DARK VILLIANS of cause and effect. Perhaps, at last, the Dame Fortuna is smiling upon us.

SERIOUSLY is this an ad for the new Micheal Bay film?

elmolesto

Tentmaker wrote: »

Today was supposed to be the start of the story of the LOVE AFFAIR between MightyCushion and Tentmaker The Magnificient. But it is not to be.

MightyCushion emailed me saying that if I told it she would never speak to me again, and that she would leave the boards forever. It is not my wish that she carry out either of thse threats. So I wont publish the facts of our time together.

But MightyCushion, you will now have to bring forth facts to disprove my truthful claims. Or you will have to tell the world that you do indeed love me. The people will demand it.:D

Love

Setun

The Almighty Cushion is femme? The who in the what huh?

Adam

just another wannabe boards personality. only nobody gets it. fail.

Tentmaker

Lynskey wrote: »

SERIOUSLY is this an ad for the new Micheal Bay film?

Greetings Lynskey,

You have just been introduced to the cuisine of refined living in certain locals of the realm.
I am going to unload on this board a tale of love and passion so intense that it will melt your monitor.

galwayrush

Me thinks Almighty Cushion needs to beef up his / her security.:rolleyes:

Saibh

this thread will explain all

Lynskey

Tentmaker wrote: »

Greetings Lynskey,

You have just been introduced to the cuisine of refined living in certain locals of the realm.
I am going to unload on this board a tale of love and passion so intense that it will melt your monitor.

My monitor has already refused to display your tale out of a mixture of confusion and frustration so it won't be melting anytime soon, though you have piqued my interest out of utter randomness...continue...

Tentmaker

Adam wrote: »

just another wannabe boards personality. only nobody gets it. fail.

Why are you being so mean to me?:(You know that I am LOVABLE:), CUDDLELY:), HUGGABLE:), and INFINITELY KISSABLE:). You are just being ENVIOUS of my many FINE QUALITIES:(.

Valmont

Don't even bother reading the original thread. It is completely underwhelming. Best we just let this one die.

Jimbo

Saibh wrote: »

this thread will explain all

No it dosent

TestTransmission

Tentmaker wrote: »

Why are you being so mean to me?:(You know that I am LOVABLE:), CUDDLELY:), HUGGABLE:), and INFINITELY KISSABLE:). You are just being ENVIOUS of my many FINE QUALITIES:(.

You're a muppet

Dudess

Lynskey wrote: »

I get the feel this is quite the esoteric thread. There is also a huge sense of "inside joke-ness"....

Oh that never happens on Boards.ie...

Sharpshooter

Tentmaker wrote: »

Today was supposed to be the start of the story of the LOVE AFFAIR between MightyCushion and Tentmaker The Magnificient. But it is not to be.

MightyCushion emailed me saying that if I told it she would never speak to me again, and that she would leave the boards forever. It is not my wish that she carry out either of thse threats. So I wont publish the facts of our time together.

But MightyCushion, you will now have to bring forth facts to disprove my truthful claims. Or you will have to tell the world that you do indeed love me. The people will demand it.:D

Love

Can't believe you're back.
Again.:eek:

Tentmaker

Lynskey wrote: »

My monitor has already refused to display your tale out of a mixture of confusion and frustration so it won't be melting anytime soon, though you have piqued my interest out of utter randomness...continue...

Then when are you still here, panting hotly, pink tongue hung out, saliva dripping, and an endless stream of bow-wows making your hairy belly pump obsecenely?:D

Adam

Tentmaker wrote: »

Why are you being so mean to me?:(You know that I am LOVABLE:), CUDDLELY:), HUGGABLE:), and INFINITELY KISSABLE:). You are just being ENVIOUS of my many FINE QUALITIES:(.

its a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it! and i'm narky when i'm hungover.

Lynskey

Tentmaker wrote: »

Then when are you still here, panting hotly, pink tongue hung out, saliva dripping, and an endless stream of bow-wows making your hairy belly pump obsecenely?:D

You're weird. Like in a "Get in my van if you want to see some puppies" weird. LIke a "He touched me here ...and here" weird

Tentmaker

Valmont wrote: »

Don't even bother reading the original thread. It is completely underwhelming. Best we just let this one die.

Having just spent 7 hours being blessed by a woman of many talents, I have no desire to wreck the wonderful mood I'm in just to argue with one not yet born.:)

galwayrush

Almost 8 o clock, time for the OP to go back to his nice padded cell.:p

Tentmaker

Lynskey wrote: »

You're weird. Like in a "Get in my van if you want to see some puppies" weird. LIke a "He touched me here ...and here" weird

Stop flirting. If you want to make love just say so.

Tentmaker

galwayrush wrote: »

Almost 8 o clock, time for the OP to go back to his nice padded cell.:p

A gay frolicking in yon wonderous forest of delightful words is fine as long as it does not offend the fearsome denizens of those realms. Once aroused they can be so brutal, so ugly, and so hard to escape. Too, they love the taste of BLOOD.:P

Tentmaker

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Can't believe you're back.
Again.:eek:

My love for thee be the only cause of my haste back here. Beyond your light I become blind.;)

javaboy

Tentmaker wrote: »

But MightyCushion, you will now have to bring forth facts to disprove my truthful claims. Or you will have to tell the world that you do indeed love me. The people will demand it.

Sounds like blackmail to me. Didn't you learn anything from your ban?

Lynskey

Tentmaker wrote: »

Stop flirting. If you want to make love just say so.

NO. Not even if you were the most beautiful woman in the world with all the same interests as me i WOULD NOT have sex with you. Purely because i fear what would happen post-climax. Also you dont seem like the type to take home to mother...

Jimbo

I think I preferred The Citizen

Tentmaker

Lynskey wrote: »

NO. Not even if you were the most beautiful woman in the world with all the same interests as me i WOULD NOT have sex with you. Purely because i fear what would happen post-climax. Also you dont seem like the type to take home to mother...

Pathetic, and just when i was beginning to want you something terrible. Stop right now this silly whinning, and you can still have my children. I am a truely wonderous baby maker, possessing all the preferred tools for speedy procreation. So get out of your funk, and return to being your hot little self.:D

Lynskey

Tentmaker wrote: »

Pathetic, and just when i was beginning to want you something terrible. Stop right now this silly whinning, and you can still have my children. I am a truely wonderous baby maker, possessing all the preferred tools for speedy procreation. So get out of your funk, and return to being your hot little self.:D

Awwwww, i cant stay mad at you! Oh wait, I can. Seriously, tell us the purpose of this thread or be hung, drawn and quartered...(electronically, of course)

galwayrush

As long as the OP doesn't start any more strange threads;).......................oh wait..................:eek:

KnifeWRENCH

Tentmaker, you're a LEGEND!

themadchef

Almightycushions derriere is rumored to be somewhat like that of Beyonces :pac:... hence the user name. Is this the main attraction for you Tentmaker? Or is it her mind your after.

Lynskey

square_igloo wrote: »

Tentmaker, you're a LEGEND!

Oh god, here's another one......

Biggins

square_igloo wrote: »

Tentmaker, you're a LEGEND!

It's not the word I would have used! :rolleyes:

Lynskey

themadchef wrote: »

Almightycushions derriere is rumored to be somewhat like that of Beyonces :pac:... hence the user name. Is this the main attraction for you Tentmaker? Or is it her mind your after.

Surely anyone with an arse akin to that of Beyonce's wouldn't be wasting their time on a thread like this one...

Lynskey

Biggins wrote: »

It's not the word I would have used! :rolleyes:

:D

Mint Sauce

this is starting to enter stalker territory

Tentmaker

themadchef wrote: »

Almightycushions derriere is rumored to be somewhat like that of Beyonces :pac:... hence the user name. Is this the main attraction for you Tentmaker? Or is it her mind your after.

At my present state of being, one-night affairs is all I can handle. Even those can't be too involved. In the latter stages of maturity the mind seems to wander to more important things like pick-a-nicking with a fair maiden in the shade of a goodly tree on some verdant hillside beyond the brutal touches of technology.;)

KnifeWRENCH

Lynskey wrote: »

Oh god, here's another one......

Another what?
I'm merely expressing my appreciation of the great effort Tentmaker is putting into his posts.
I'd quite like to see something in haiku form though.

Biggins wrote: »

It's not the word I would have used! :rolleyes:

What word would you have used? A complimentery one, no doubt. :pac:

Lynskey

square_igloo wrote: »

Another what?
I'm merely expressing my appreciation of the great effort Tentmaker is putting into his posts.
I'd quite like to see something in haiku form though.



What word would you have used? A complimentery one, no doubt. :pac:

I see you must be under the influence of a class A illegal substance also--ah well there's a time and a place for everything....

Tentmaker

square_igloo wrote: »

Tentmaker, you're a LEGEND!

Careful there woman! I am also a legendary Warlock, and have been known to get deep inside a woman before she is aware of it. Too, the Scent of a woman does strange things to me, causing significant transformations. So, for your own safety, please exercise all due discretion. Luv

KnifeWRENCH

Lynskey wrote:

I see you must be under the influence of a class A illegal substance also--ah well there's a time and a place for everything....

Your claim is incorect and I refute it.

TheZohanS

Tentmaker wrote: »

Careful there woman! I am also a legendary Warlock, and have been known to get deep inside a woman before she is aware of it. Too, the Scent of a woman does strange things to me, causing significant transformations. So, for your own safety, please exercise all due discretion. Luv

Ah look, someone thinks he's Harry Potter!

KnifeWRENCH

Tentmaker wrote: »

Careful there woman! I am also a legendary Warlock, and have been known to get deep inside a woman before she is aware of it. Too, the Scent of a woman does strange things to me, causing significant transformations. So, for your own safety, please exercise all due discretion. Luv

Ah, I'm a lady aswell it seems.
Fantastic...

Tentmaker

square_igloo wrote: »

Ah, I'm a lady aswell it seems.
Fantastic...

You, my dear, surely are. Else I would not seek after you to the point of wild imaginings and sleepless nights. Together, united as one, we would be Lord and M'Lady of the Realm.:D

ejmaztec

Tentmaker's prose seems a little camp. :pac:

phasers

I'm gonna write an erotic fanfic in which I bugger every mod in the hopes that it makes me Boards-famous

AlmightyCushion

Oh Tenty, you brought this on yourself. Yesterday was Valentine's Day and not one rose did I get. You didn't even call. Even now you get my name wrong calling me MightyCushion. I used to think you were a real gentleman who knew how to treat a lady the way she should be but now I see the truth.