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The Saga ofThe Saga of MightyCushion and Tentmaker The Magnificient

  • 15-02-2009 08:26PM
    #1
    Tentmaker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 95 ✭✭


    Today was supposed to be the start of the story of the LOVE AFFAIR between MightyCushion and Tentmaker The Magnificient. But it is not to be.

    MightyCushion emailed me saying that if I told it she would never speak to me again, and that she would leave the boards forever. It is not my wish that she carry out either of thse threats. So I wont publish the facts of our time together.

    But MightyCushion, you will now have to bring forth facts to disprove my truthful claims. Or you will have to tell the world that you do indeed love me. The people will demand it.:D

    Love


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  • #2
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    lolwat


  • #3
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    :confused:


  • #4
    Lynskey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 178 ✭✭Lynskey


    I get the feel this is quite the esoteric thread. There is also a huge sense of "inside joke-ness"....:confused:


  • #5
    Tentmaker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 95 ✭✭Tentmaker


    All great love stories need telling, and I've waited some time to tell the one of MightyCushion and Tentmaker the Magnificient. When she'll gracefully consent it will be told. How fortunate you are to be alive and to be able to read words of such profound truth that your entire body will weep with sadness and surge with wild and joy as I recount the tumultuous events For MightyCushion and Tentmaker are HEROIC FIGURES caught up in mind-numbing and soul-crushing on-rush of the DARK VILLIANS of cause and effect. Perhaps, at last, the Dame Fortuna is smiling upon us.


  • #6
    Lynskey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 178 ✭✭Lynskey


    Tentmaker wrote: »
    All great love stories need telling, and I've waited some time to tell the one of MightyCushion and Tentmaker the Magnificient. When she'll gracefully consent it will be told. How fortunate you are to be alive and to be able to read words of such profound truth that your entire body will weep with sadness and surge with wild and joy as I recount the tumultuous events For MightyCushion and Tentmaker are HEROIC FIGURES caught up in mind-numbing and soul-crushing on-rush of the DARK VILLIANS of cause and effect. Perhaps, at last, the Dame Fortuna is smiling upon us.

    SERIOUSLY is this an ad for the new Micheal Bay film?


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  • #7
    elmolesto
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,723 ✭✭✭elmolesto


    Tentmaker wrote: »
    Today was supposed to be the start of the story of the LOVE AFFAIR between MightyCushion and Tentmaker The Magnificient. But it is not to be.

    MightyCushion emailed me saying that if I told it she would never speak to me again, and that she would leave the boards forever. It is not my wish that she carry out either of thse threats. So I wont publish the facts of our time together.

    But MightyCushion, you will now have to bring forth facts to disprove my truthful claims. Or you will have to tell the world that you do indeed love me. The people will demand it.:D

    Love

    :confused::confused::confused:


  • #8
    Setun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,804 ✭✭✭Setun


    The Almighty Cushion is femme? The who in the what huh?


  • #9
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    just another wannabe boards personality. only nobody gets it. fail.


  • #10
    Tentmaker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 95 ✭✭Tentmaker


    Lynskey wrote: »
    SERIOUSLY is this an ad for the new Micheal Bay film?
    Greetings Lynskey,

    You have just been introduced to the cuisine of refined living in certain locals of the realm.
    I am going to unload on this board a tale of love and passion so intense that it will melt your monitor. :)


  • #11
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Me thinks Almighty Cushion needs to beef up his / her security.:rolleyes:


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  • #12
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    this thread will explain all


  • #13
    Lynskey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 178 ✭✭Lynskey


    Tentmaker wrote: »
    Greetings Lynskey,

    You have just been introduced to the cuisine of refined living in certain locals of the realm.
    I am going to unload on this board a tale of love and passion so intense that it will melt your monitor. :)

    My monitor has already refused to display your tale out of a mixture of confusion and frustration so it won't be melting anytime soon, though you have piqued my interest out of utter randomness...continue...


  • #14
    Tentmaker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 95 ✭✭Tentmaker


    Adam wrote: »
    just another wannabe boards personality. only nobody gets it. fail.
    Why are you being so mean to me?:(You know that I am LOVABLE:), CUDDLELY:), HUGGABLE:), and INFINITELY KISSABLE:). You are just being ENVIOUS of my many FINE QUALITIES:(.


  • #15
    Valmont
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,849 ✭✭✭Valmont


    Don't even bother reading the original thread. It is completely underwhelming. Best we just let this one die.


  • #16
    Jimbo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Jimbo


    Saibh wrote: »
    this thread will explain all

    No it dosent :(


  • #17
    TestTransmission
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,100 ✭✭✭✭TestTransmission


    Tentmaker wrote: »
    Why are you being so mean to me?:(You know that I am LOVABLE:), CUDDLELY:), HUGGABLE:), and INFINITELY KISSABLE:). You are just being ENVIOUS of my many FINE QUALITIES:(.

    You're a muppet


  • #18
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Lynskey wrote: »
    I get the feel this is quite the esoteric thread. There is also a huge sense of "inside joke-ness"....:confused:
    Oh that never happens on Boards.ie... ;)


  • #19
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Tentmaker wrote: »
    Today was supposed to be the start of the story of the LOVE AFFAIR between MightyCushion and Tentmaker The Magnificient. But it is not to be.

    MightyCushion emailed me saying that if I told it she would never speak to me again, and that she would leave the boards forever. It is not my wish that she carry out either of thse threats. So I wont publish the facts of our time together.

    But MightyCushion, you will now have to bring forth facts to disprove my truthful claims. Or you will have to tell the world that you do indeed love me. The people will demand it.:D

    Love
    Can't believe you're back.
    Again.:eek:


  • #20
    Tentmaker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 95 ✭✭Tentmaker


    Lynskey wrote: »
    My monitor has already refused to display your tale out of a mixture of confusion and frustration so it won't be melting anytime soon, though you have piqued my interest out of utter randomness...continue...
    Then when are you still here, panting hotly, pink tongue hung out, saliva dripping, and an endless stream of bow-wows making your hairy belly pump obsecenely?:D


  • #21
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Tentmaker wrote: »
    Why are you being so mean to me?:(You know that I am LOVABLE:), CUDDLELY:), HUGGABLE:), and INFINITELY KISSABLE:). You are just being ENVIOUS of my many FINE QUALITIES:(.
    its a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it! and i'm narky when i'm hungover.


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  • #22
    Lynskey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 178 ✭✭Lynskey


    Tentmaker wrote: »
    Then when are you still here, panting hotly, pink tongue hung out, saliva dripping, and an endless stream of bow-wows making your hairy belly pump obsecenely?:D

    You're weird. Like in a "Get in my van if you want to see some puppies" weird. LIke a "He touched me here ...and here" weird


  • #23
    Tentmaker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 95 ✭✭Tentmaker


    Valmont wrote: »
    Don't even bother reading the original thread. It is completely underwhelming. Best we just let this one die.
    Having just spent 7 hours being blessed by a woman of many talents, I have no desire to wreck the wonderful mood I'm in just to argue with one not yet born.:)


  • #24
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Almost 8 o clock, time for the OP to go back to his nice padded cell.:p


  • #25
    Tentmaker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 95 ✭✭Tentmaker


    Lynskey wrote: »
    You're weird. Like in a "Get in my van if you want to see some puppies" weird. LIke a "He touched me here ...and here" weird
    Stop flirting. If you want to make love just say so. :D


  • #26
    Tentmaker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 95 ✭✭Tentmaker


    galwayrush wrote: »
    Almost 8 o clock, time for the OP to go back to his nice padded cell.:p
    A gay frolicking in yon wonderous forest of delightful words is fine as long as it does not offend the fearsome denizens of those realms. Once aroused they can be so brutal, so ugly, and so hard to escape. Too, they love the taste of BLOOD.:P


  • #27
    Tentmaker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 95 ✭✭Tentmaker


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    Can't believe you're back.
    Again.:eek:
    My love for thee be the only cause of my haste back here. Beyond your light I become blind.;)


  • #28
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Tentmaker wrote: »
    But MightyCushion, you will now have to bring forth facts to disprove my truthful claims. Or you will have to tell the world that you do indeed love me. The people will demand it.

    Sounds like blackmail to me. Didn't you learn anything from your ban?


  • #29
    Lynskey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 178 ✭✭Lynskey


    Tentmaker wrote: »
    Stop flirting. If you want to make love just say so. :D

    NO. Not even if you were the most beautiful woman in the world with all the same interests as me i WOULD NOT have sex with you. Purely because i fear what would happen post-climax. Also you dont seem like the type to take home to mother...


  • #30
    Jimbo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Jimbo


    I think I preferred The Citizen


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  • #31
    Tentmaker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 95 ✭✭Tentmaker


    Lynskey wrote: »
    NO. Not even if you were the most beautiful woman in the world with all the same interests as me i WOULD NOT have sex with you. Purely because i fear what would happen post-climax. Also you dont seem like the type to take home to mother...
    Pathetic, and just when i was beginning to want you something terrible. Stop right now this silly whinning, and you can still have my children. I am a truely wonderous baby maker, possessing all the preferred tools for speedy procreation. So get out of your funk, and return to being your hot little self.:D


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